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Ye olde titty-fucking
….I think they need more prints…
Well that’s impressive
Familiar faces! I’ve become rather inordinately fond of this little foursome.
The fact that there not only exists ONE Victorian/Edwardian picture of a man sticking his penis in a woman’s armpit, but TWO pictures makes me deliriously happy. Or that could be the insomnia talking. Either way.
On today’s episode of Oh My God, Why Would You Pair That Couch with That Rug, Are You Actually Blind?
I do believe it is time for another installment of Women Having Sex in Stupid Hats. Also, grad school has eaten my brain, and it’s only gonna get worse. I’ll try to remember to post, I promise.
Have more of the lesbian foursome! My long term relationship just ended and everything is shitty, but at least there’s Victorian pornography! Hooray!
vintage-eros: Parisian Mademoiselle & Antique Dildo.Circa 1870s or 1880s, courtesy of the vintage erotica archives at DeltaofVenus.com. Silly haaaats, silly haaaaats. (Also, some shots from the steampunk shoot are up over here now, doo-de-doo, shame
vintage-addicted:
vintage-addicted: It took me, not kidding, at least two minutes of staring at this picture to figure out the legs. Anatomy and I are not friends. (also friendly reminder my ask box is open, for the love of god please distract me from this journal revie
nightinmyveins: Vintage Erotica: a watercolor by the 19th-century French artist Achille Deveria. Image from Wikimedia Commons. In my head, this is Victoria and Albert when they got bored at parties.
More familiar faces!
In which we learn silly hats are not even limited to humans. Go home, bottle, you’ve been drunk.
Lesbian foursome! Gosh these ladies must’ve had a long day.
Girl on the left is so done with these shenangins
I’ve been staring at this one and off for months and I still cannot figure out what is up with or on that guy’s face. Is he wearing a mask? Is it paint? And why is he wearing what looks like a Navy uniform shirt and then plaid pants? Also,
And today we have another episode of Oh God, Those Curtains, Whyyyyyy
vintage-addicted: Silly hat time? Silly hat time. Yes.
vintage-addicted: Another lovely example of the total nonchalance and non-performance of Victorian/Edwardian erotic photography I love so much.
Is it just me, or are naked man-legs kind of hilarious? Lookit them knobbly knees
valeriool: big penis Thought process: Is that guy in the background fishing? Oh look there’s a chick in the water …attached to the fishing line… …by her lady parts… Is…is he using her as bait, or did he seriousl
Can it be? A Victorian print that isn’t mind searingly hideous? Of course we can’t see the colors, so it could be fuchsia and hunter green for all we know. Also still bored. Ask box still open. Entertain me?
thosenaughtyvictorians: vintage-addicted: Her face. Those hats. I..I can’t. Reblogging this because I actually can’t stop staring at it and I’m also about 98.5% sure the hat on the right is literally made out of a chicken. A CHICKEN.
Ye olde 69
I have named her Mistress Bertha, in case anyone is interested.
And speaking of garish prints in eye-searing combinations holy jesus, what the fuck was wrong with people?! My eyessssssssss
I could talk about the hats. I could talk about the religious fetishism. I could talk about her bored expression or the hideous couch or the fact that backdrop makes even less goddamn sense than normal but every time I look at this picture the only thing
Several photographs of that lesbian foursome stitched together for your viewing pleasure. In other news, it’s fucking cold here, I can’t feel my feet and I hate winter.
vintage-addicted: Obligatory horn-blowing double entendre
Have a chick tied to a cross to make up for all the not-porn I’ve been posting. Sorry, I just really like interacting with you all. (For future reference, I tag everything that isn’t porn “not porn” or “gratuitous text
Look at this suave motherfucker with his ‘chops and his snazzy coat and his arm in a damn fencing position. There’s a penis/sword metaphor in there somewhere but I’m too distracted by his glorious manliness to find it.
vintage-addicted: In which man legs continue to be the most awkwardly entertaining thing on this tumblr to me. The only way this could be better is if he was wearing sock garters.
In celebration of getting straight A’s my first term of grad school, have a a glorious confluence of a Silly Hat Woman, striped socks with garters, horrifying prints and a wonderful mustache. Ahhh, yes, delicious.
vintage-addicted: Someday I’m actually going to do a compilation post of all the pictures I’ve found of Victorian chicks sitting naked on swings. Someday.
Victorian Women Sitting Naked on Swings. You’re welcome.
You guys. His beard. His. Fucking. Beard. Every time I see it, it’s just as good.
I guess that chick finally got so bored she fell asleep…
vintage-addicted: Hello and happy new year! I am in vacation in the damp Northwest! Have some proof that someone at one point thought it would be a good idea to make a dress out of something that looks like a bedspread in a hunting lodge! …actu
vintage-addicted: I’m like…70% sure he’s licking her teeth. Also they’re wearing matching socks?
victorianerotica: Â classic Sneak preview of a little thing I’m working on for you all…
Someday I may get to a point where nothing about Victorian porn strikes me as weird. Today is not that day.
kebechet: I’m experiencing Ass Envy. Ah the oh-so-difficult “Do I want that, or do I want to tap that?” question. …Pretty sure it’s “tap that”…
grandma-did-it: Another set assembled from pieces that came from different sources. I love it when people put photosets together so I don’t have to.
Blah blah blah dildo, blah blah blah chastity belt, I have nothing of import to say but holy fuck do I want those stockings.
I’m pretty sure this hat beats out the chicken hat for the Sheer and Utter Ugliness Award. Which, let me tell you, I did not think could possibly be done.
Every time I see a photo from this set I am disappointed anew that the numbers on his collar aren’t 69. Because I am secretly a twelve year old boy.
vintage-addicted OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I FOUND IT THIS IS THE BEST OF THINGS
happybdsm: (Via Chross) Literally everything about this picture makes me happy.
This chair why is this chair why Also, props to the hilarious proto-photoshop ejaculate. But mostly why chair why
Yep, still the ugliest hat ever…maybe she’s praying for God to give her better taste in headgear… Also guess who had another photoshoot this weekend, I will at some point soon subject you to more pictures of myself, mwahahahaaaa
Nonsensical painted backdrop: check Incredibly awkward posing: check Horrible patterned fabric: check Glorious waxed mustache: check Mod contentedly sighing because this feels like coming home: check
Everything about this picture is just…SO awkward.
I really have nothing to say, I just think these ladies are adorable.
I live in hope that one day I will come across a picture from this set that has oral sex happening, so I can make some sort of “____, it’s what’s for dinner” joke.
zyanuro: Vintage lesbian porn. I have survived the plague! Have some celebratory lesbians!
Can it be? Another Naked Swing Woman? Ah, yes, today is a good day, my friends.
In which we see more of silly hat man’s glorious mustache. I do love a good Victorian mustache.
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