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zlayaevreika: pinkmckinley: do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they
mrscarter-mrswest: Women are constantly held to a different standard than men are. Famous men are allowed to pose full frontal nude and their ability to parent is never called into question. Their status as a role model for young men is never debated.
stormyletters: featherquiills: prettyoddasnineintheafternoon: thetruthboutmylies: is0lated-system: littlemisspartyhardy: sunpeach: okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap magnum makes condoms and
what-the-fxck-is-swag-100: DROOL :Q I am speechless.
what the christ?
stability:i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time wonder showzen was dangerous and had no business being on television.
WHAT IF I COMMISSIONED SOMEONE TO DRAW ME GORDON RAMSAY WITH A FLOWER CROWN? BECAUSE I REALLY WANT THAT AS MY ICON WOW. AND POSSIBLY MY SIDEBAR IMAGE.
and the beat goes
: And here I was afraid my favorite trash wouldn’t make an appearance in episode 12
thedarklordluci: wecallthem-miracles: cameryncats: vaeugly: stupid-face-karen: dikhead: this would sort of explain déjà vu well fuck do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we “die” at the end, and after “dying”
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends
Doctor Who AU - Pete’s World - Being Difficult TenToo and Rose told their children about their paternal ancestry, and now the boys are trying to take advantage of it. But their parents are having none of it.
xgrabmyy: dataSTICKIES are the next generation of data portability. They are graphene-based flash drives that replace USB pen drives and hard discs. USB-based drives can be inconvenient to use as the positioning and insertion of the drive in the USB
policymic: Watch: ‘They Daily Show’ exposes birth control-penis pump double standard Although the birth control mandate has been hotly debated and contested for its burden on taxpayers, Medicare has spent 逈 million on penis pumps in the
littlehawk-and-lionheart: Philly vs. Brissie.
forever-river-song: Okay. These actors are just plain awesome. David Tennant just replied to Team Australia’s video. LOL (source: x)First video: David and Billie Second video: Matt, Alex and Freema
manuxinhace: Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it you better not be fucking with me canada. Is
eliciaforever: Space is so creepy and wonderful. Who the hell needs hell when there’s space. Like there’s an old constellation called Eridanus that you can see in the southern sky, and its not a very interesting constellation. It’s a river. It’s
propheticfire:jaubaius: Art Car with singing fish and lobster The above caption egregious omits that the fish and lobsters are singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
wilwheaton: witchesversuspatriarchy:Dancing in the woods, anyone? I follow this downtempo playlist on Spotify called Stoned As Shit, and they use the moon part of this image for it. This is the first time I’ve seen all of it, and it’s perfect.
I started tagging specific things since I had more followers and I wanted to accommodate your hate for things and I lost followers
3thc4p4d3th: dorkstranger: archatlas: EAT CELEBRITY MEAT BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples and uses it to make artisanal salami. It all starts with your favorite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples. Isolating
What is American Horror Story even about?
the-frostiest-of-butts: lunabase: I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas
hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder
brassy: brassy: can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it
kosmik-kiko:emberadorn: koobaxion:Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and
marypsue: sweetdreamshillary: enbylebeau: xcziel: kabber: So I just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti-vax moms?” quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms
beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’ i am so fucking done
And what happens between sexy step number two and sexy step number three!?
kahlil-themulattoassassin: 11-11-1992: weegboi: translation: “i’m super old and super white and i hate black people” ^^^^^ I think this can actually count as discrimination…
heyjudy-: sweet-tooth-: fentanest: Comic retailers and collectors in the general St. Louis area should keep their eyes open for anyone selling Superman memorabilia and comics. A mentally disabled fan from Granite City, Illinois has been robbed
graciferprime: fartsack: i saw this on my dashboard four times and I just realized and now im sobbing rsdtfgjk;’
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: Their lap dances are the best! I want one now. ey Just don’t touch my Genie and we’re cool. I do what I want, Jean. My Genie.
What would your muse do if they found mine locked in a cell and chained to a wall? Put it in my ask or submit
paqistan: u ever sit next to a friend and they rest ur head on ur shoulder out of nowhere and ur like… this is the best feeling.. thats cause its the best feeling
polarbong:I didn’t even finish the sentence and I was on board
drinking tea and watching “Coco Before Chanel” what a grand afternoon
and the game begins anew
rabbitveins: reeshee and i were talking about megane noiz and i basically just based all my headcanons on my own glasses experiences: extremely farsighted, constantly thinking he’s lost them even tho they’re still on his face, never ever cleaning
aodong: Noiz remembering Koujaku’s birthday every year but always giving him gag gifts like arthritis cream, a cane, Metamucil, etc. And every year it’s the same reaction: Koujaku throws the gift at him, but Noiz dodges it and says he’s getting
peachberrylove: yakuza-trash: I’m sorry but, this needs recognition. MINK IS HELPING CLEAR MAKE A SNOWMAN IN BOTH PICTURES. Amazingly enough, he doesn’t look bothered by it at all. I would assume by his nature he would just huff and grunt and refuse
kawaiigod: sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
what is it with ap history teachers and being attractive as fuck hot damn.
koujakuandthediamonds: weenie-kun: sei lasted out 2 the very end i think i will have to follow in sei’s tracks and slowly expire as well because holy hot damn on a christmas ham………………………………………………………
i can see noiz sending koujaku what would seem like a bad joke at but then turning it into a bad sext like. “knock knock.” “who’s there.” “eat me out.” and koujaku will probably either a, pop a boner, or b, beat the shit out of him
feferi: i cant believe ive been on this website long enough to see the rise and fall of both missing e and xkit
komlin: harrybelafontes: ON CNN THERE WAS A WOMAN THAT HAD A HEART ATTACK AND PEOPLE WERE CARRYING HER TOWARDS THE POLICE TO GET HELP AND THE STARTING THROWING TEAR GAS AT THEM WTF cnn interview; actual footage
on one hand i want to give a fuck but on the other no i really don’t b/c what’s the point life’s an enigma and we’re all gonna die.
i’m listening to a cover of roshin yuukai and i’m pretty sure this person is fucking barking
viitakissme: SM-94 liners → Sehun, Sulli, Krystal and Kai ( requested by anon )
julies-hymen: chornayavdova: Saw one of these pictures and had to track down the whole spread. Lucy Liu is gorgeous and looks amazing in every one of these. Lucy Liu for Hawkeye, Lucy Liu for Captain America.
WHAT TIME IS IT??
what kind of animal crossing villager are you?
theasterkid: theryanproject: MLA Format and everything Shiiit that’s what they got tagged for
juugmayne: portraits-of-america: “He’s married and has children, but his wife is crazy. He likes me now, and he got me pregnant. I’m not kidding. You want to see my belly?” New York City, NY
just-shower-thoughts: Men will never know what it feels like to have a fart creep forward and go up inside your vagina. Then you gotta do a weird bend to re-fart your fart. That sounds….unfortunate
everydayfixxx: te-amo-corazon: mejustdoingme: sugaraykay: iccedays: evooob: Don’t google Alabama Hot Pocket I want to die this is so unhealthy and disgusting and i just……..
laurdlannister-kingslayer: rondo-of-blood: fettuccinenoodle: glass-bottle-heaven: furiousgoldfish: you all are far superior to your fathers don’t forget that This actually made me stop for a second and breath. My father is/was abusive and fuck
a-spoon-is-born: useless-cantrips: comic-sans-apologist: cannedviennasnausage: feeshies: I was scrolling through my dash on mobile and I saw this drawing by Rob Liefeld and I was like “Hey this doesn’t look too bad.” “oh” “oh god.” “she’s
