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just-shower-thoughts: The biggest joke of spongebob is that he works at a fast-food place and can afford a house
just-shower-thoughts: Thanks to Adele, I no longer hear “Hello” and immediately think “is it me you’re looking for?”
jackmeatington: #wastehistime2k16: trick him into thinking he’s getting sex from you / trick him into buying food for you #wastehertime2k16: get her pregnant and dip
truuqueen: truuqueen: i’m so glad bey, rih, nicki, and drake aint here cause this shit terrible kendrick really gon save this trainwreck
blaqtivist: the bible says you reep what you sew so the justice system and the police department has got a lot of reeping coming their way
black-iverson: That woman tried Meagan Good so much. Fake Christians are so judgmental and just ugh.
Trap covers are black excellence and probably one of the greatest clap backs of 2016
hannibal-senpai: those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then
sawkinator: charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn: All of tumblr’s updates since it was purchased by Yahoo have been made to make it look more and more like Facebook. staff
ufo-pilot-and-his-sexy-spouse: Unisex bathroom should be an ordinary thing. Why should we look for “right door” when we need to visit a toilet? As you can see, what’s good for transgender people is good for everyone.
meatfighter: healingisneeded: https://soundcloud.com/moistbread/she-succ-me-in-the-uber jesus lmaoooooooo This actually happened in the backseat of my car one night while I was driving for Uber. I ain’t wanna turn around and confirm, but I know
zamaron: honestly someone not liking Beyoncé is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons but just like youre probably….definitely really really boring.
And then there's this asshole
Robots and Nerds
colleyuriko: arthur-kirkland: the only good disguise ever True.
Awhile ago, when a friend found out I got into the MLP fandom, he told me to read “Cupcakes” because “When I read it, I thought of you! Susie loves cannibalism!” And I just thought this is how I’ll be remembered
true love <3
ssaudadeee: then spit it out and left me hollow
pussygram: stevegela: I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy. Tru
naimane: Has anyone ever noticed that in all movies where like a whole city is being destroyed, like Transformers, Avengers, Battleship etc, there’s all this destruction and explotions going on all over the place but you never see a single dead body.
True Hipsterism?
kobayashimarooned: don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay
And its a horrible thing.
thethanklessthing: Dealing with women really makes me want to question my sexual preference sometimes. Surely, some man out there is 20x less complicated. Unfortunately, I can’t get over how unappetizing their genitals look, and how softness in their
always and forever
monica-geller: malikificent: monica-geller: yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which
my heart is smitten and withered like grass.
TRUE GAY LOVE
My dad IS Hank Hill. Except more sexist, racist, and homophobic.
nasturtiums: girls don’t like boys girls like moths and monet
slytherinsithprincess: The most truest of true statements ever made.
“I’m old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I’d tell them where to put it.”- Dolly Parton
heartofmuse: He intrigues me as few men do. He draws me in as if by some sort of magic. I can never seem to figure him out and whether that is a gift or curse I do not know. What I do know is that this attraction I feel for him is as strong as the Earth
I Am A Lover Of Life And Sexuality In All Forms
blurred-lines-and-curves:
noshirtnoblouse: Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle
true-love-comes-quietly: Oh gott ich liebe es
shit-happens-bitchachos: kotturstjarna: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are basically echolocating everytime
blogfrenzy: blogfrenzy: what if superwholock and bronies teamed up oh shit what a terrible nightmare
treleches: it’s just me and my beautiful brown eyes
angelicorice: weavemama: Never forget that people deal with this fear on a daily basis. my grandparents live close to the border and every night they call my mom so she can make sure that they’re still alive.
swdyww:There are literally no rules to anything just be truthful and it’s fine
thepowerwithin: “You truly never know what it is you will get out of life. Sometimes there will be ups, and other times there will be downs. The beautiful thing is that, while neither of them lasts forever, they help us to grow during the bad times
hobrien: Chadwick Boseman winning the Best Hero Award for Black Panther and giving it to James Shaw Jr., the Waffle House shooting hero.
fermatas-theorem: Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons
nivvou: there is only one man who wears a fedora who can be trusted and that is perry the platypus
slaycinder: jpgay: i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
I wish my weight was low like my friends list, my grades, and my bank account.
And I'm a pussy.
Fun fact: There's nothing fucking hotter than neck kissing and whispering in my ear exactly what you're about to do to me
natti-karlo: homosexuallibrarian: i find it really angering that abusive friendships aren’t addressed as much as abusive relationships. they’re both very much alike, horrible, and do a great deal of damage. its hard to talk to someone about leaving
felicitycaitlin: I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.
I looked at myself in the mirror this morning and was like goddamn how do I look this good?! #1 I wasn’t wearing my glasses. #2 I apparently did a horrible job of removing my makeup from the night before. Moral of the story: always remove makeup
laurelcasfillo: shameless meme:(¾) otps - kev and v
youaremynirvana: hoelita: female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away same
jackwynand: if anyone ever again asks me the worst question on the face of the planet, “why do you main junkrat?” im just going to send them this video and that’s all i need
sarcastic-clapping:gayleafcrime: blog alignments don’t know what the fuck u are and want someone else to decide for you??? or do you just want someone to validate what u already think u are??? here’s a quiz i just wasted my time making that can
i firmly believe that braeburned has a tiny alien living in his mouth and that is why he is such a blowjob god because of a tiny sucker alien in his mouth
reblog if you survived all the 2013 skinny love covers and are still here
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