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cannibalistictofu: In class today, the guy who sits next to me, who by the way is always sleeping and never talks to anyone in class, gives me his calculator and this was on it. .. .. .. I didnt know how to respond to this
loosepussiedgoddess: Final part 3: “Haha look at that” I love making people shocked at how much I can take, he didnt believe me when I told him he could put his whole fist in me. This poor guy. this was his first time fisting someone and he wanted
Make Sex Great Again in Japan, part II (Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1) Guy #4: This fella was a very pleasant surprise! He was a grandpa in his early sixties, but he had beautiful and pretty big hard dick and he fucked me like no one before! Seriou
Honey, he first asked you to give him two pictures of me, saying that I looked very elegant and beautiful, but then it was a picture of me in a bikini, then even a picture of me in lingerie, and this is the first time I’ve posed nude for you because
(S) I’m posting this again! Mainly because watching that fabulous cum drip out of my husband and on to my tummy turns me the fuck on and because the other stopped working. This was after a hot Saturday morning fuck. Yummy :)
Sorry about reblogging this but it feels like nostalgia just ran up behind me and hit me with a baseball bat made purely of cheesey and I love it
little-slut-with-lots-to-say: If this was me I would have a happy smile on my face when i saw you come in…..until you let me know that that was unacceptable of course…..or caused me to shiver with anticipation and the sort of excitement that causes
A Brown Bat got into the Garden Shop at work, and all my other coworkers are little sissy babies. They asked me to take care of it, and after much cajoling, it landed on a box where I was able to catch it with a Halloween costume and let it outside. Brown
I realized I didn’t even have SAI installed anymore. I guess I must have removed it out of frustration at some point. Huh. So here is this. um… let me just. Burn this pen right here and now… yup it’s gone. Good.This was done in CLIP
finnishanon: @mcsweezy ’s OC floor bored. Wanted to test some ink things and this pony seemd appropriate whoa, that’s some good inking making flat colors with inks was always a hard thing for me, but this looks great! Keep it up!
leatherlovermmmm: roughriderxx: tiedupinrope: rjay55: markmaster23: Ein Lederkerl chloroformed einen Boy. Echt Geil!! Wish this was me! The GAGGING is HOT!!! Wish it was me being tied up and gagged! Me first bitches! 😅😅😅🔥 VERY HOT!
prospectkiss: ribellenm: Hey there:) I’m Ribelle and this is my first time using tumblr and so sad the name was taken and I love this couple of lawyers I framed the first pic and it’s on my bedside now XD There’s something that draws me in about
minart-was-taken: “Please let me be wrong about this! I just want things to be as they were.” This BROKE me.
sexy kageyama for @elppigoes bc i am garbage and they’re the most patient beautiful person ever and waited for a fucking year for me to finish a commission omg
ysabelmystic: ysabelmystic: I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological
Just so you know how much of a hold this stupid site had on me……I was too active and it was a unhealthy…I didn’t know how to quit. At lease I can thank you for releasing me, Dumblr. Thou I hope those followers (the real ones
cumtoy: videorgasm: videorgasm Oh fuck yes. Someone please tell me where this is from and that there’s a bigger movie or series or something??? This was me as a teen all those days when I got horny and no boys were around, just ducking in anywhere
The Doctor Will Save Me
striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
saw a post in which my ex referred to asahi as relatable and that was enough to make me want to cry
muckkles: working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??”
WAIT wait also this panel at first I thought Pearl was just sweeping and I was like “that’s cute” but then I noticed that Garnet has stuff bubbled and up in the air. Because they’re all cleaning the room and she’s moving
kelseythefourteenthrobot: leviohsaw: I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something
My little sister just said to me:“There should be a movie about Pearl and Rose from before. Like how they met. And then during the war. And when they meet Garnet and Amethyst. And then up to when Rose became Steven. And there would be sad music.”What
bergamonster: something I started forever ago and just kind decided to wrap up impaxt asked me to do both Bakuras when I was doing those palette drawings, and this was the palette he asked for. I kind of ran with it and let just let it sit for like a
crunchthedeerstroyer: humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out, Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks
martianaviator: ysabelmystic: I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological
o-my-darling: groud-0n: tortexandcobalt: whatever-is-pxre: When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born).
mysideofreality: I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
wolfwithatophat: melu-jelu: Dmmd Magica has anyone done this yet??? Are you kidding me? Look at my damn blog. I’m pretty sure this was designed for me.
kisswithatear: [Bryan Fuller on Margot Verger] In the novel, she’s a very masculine character, who has had years of steroid abuse and is a lesbian, and it was unclear to me in the novel whether she was either transgender or a lesbian as a result of
sinaminut: I WAS FIVE AND HE WAS SIX WE RODE ON HORSES MADE OF STICKS HE WORE BLACK AND I WORE WHITE HE WOULD ALWAYS WIN THE FIGHT BANGBANG HE SHOT ME DOWN
rolld6toporn:Opals formed by Amethyst and all the different Pearls. These are beach pinups because this winter is killing me and this was the only way for me to maintain my sanity.
0hsweetsisofmine: cumtoy: videorgasm: videorgasm Oh fuck yes. Someone please tell me where this is from and that there’s a bigger movie or series or something??? This was me as a teen all those days when I got horny and no boys were around,
giraffesandsneezing: browngirlblues: I asked my friend for my AA batteries and she just delivered them to my room and said “Have fuuuuuuunnnn” And I just can’t stop laughing now. This was me. Indeed it was. Very powerful batteries btw
ysabelmystic:I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
mikesmoustache:biglawbear:dispatchesfromtheclasswar: Good for this person. This is exactly what you do. Screw the job. I had a job that made me work an all nighter, 30 hours straight, over Thanksgiving. I resigned that Monday and it was one of the
pearl-likes-pi: noddytheornithopod: pearl-likes-pi: so @l-a-l-o-u and i were talking about the end of rose’s scabbard and what that pearl might have been saying since the whole scene was just instrumental, and this was the result of me filling in
both4blk: I was with my girlfriend for 2 years and got her addicted to black guys and I guess she left me and this was the outcome
amymichellefitness:This photo is a little blurry but the photographer is 5, give her a break ;)Anyway, my daughter asked me to pose and I did and this was that- and I’m rather chuffed with how my arms look, I tend to imagine them at twice this thickness.
sam1ya: I wish this was me and all the white men who follow me were in a line and you all fucked me and filled my nigger cunt up with your cum. I want to be bred white.
bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was
thingssthatmakemewet: Without getting too mushy and sappy, I just wanna take a second to say how much I appreciate and adore and don’t deserve @mossyoakmaster in my life. This day is a rough day for me every year and I was crying a lot this morning.
ysabelmystic: I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
sometimes i wish i believed in god, that i had somewhere to turn when i felt empty or lost, when i didn’t know what to do, or when i had dug a hole so deep nothing could get me out. i wish there was something that was always sure and true for me
Frell This
likeemsmall: luvabcup: cumtoy: videorgasm: videorgasm Oh fuck yes. Someone please tell me where this is from and that there’s a bigger movie or series or something??? This was me as a teen all those days when I got horny and no boys were around,
so this one time Stefan named one of his grandpa’s rabbits after me except then he killed and ate her and didn’t tell me and then I asked about her and he was like “oh about that” so I got really pissed because first of all who
18oohotlinebling: withallduedisrespect: micdotcom: Watch: Naturally, Lexi has big dreams for herself. This is a sandbox drag and I LOVE IT “Ok, so here we go” LMAO THIS WAS ME AS A 10 YEAR OLD BECAUSE IT WAS THE 2000 ELECTION OMG THIS CHILD
…I have no excuse, This was based off of elasticitymudflap‘s headcanon that Homoloaf was a lil romantic and Marshmallow was the nasty one omfg I’m sorry
ectoqueen: pwnyta: I was gonna make a post about how I saw a Naruto/Sasuke fanart and for a minute I thought it was anthro Tails/Sonic…. and I was gonna just say that…. then I thought they do kinda have similar themes… yellow fox with multiple
imsosorrii:I’m not sure exactly what’s gotten into me, but I partially blame it on all the fluff fics I’ve been binge reading, and I was in the mood for something Art Nouveau, so like Klimt’s “The Family”, but make it Zukka (with Izumi of
samapitongzabala: can you guys help me? okay so I joined a scholarship contest because I’m broke and desperate reasons and I was wondering if you guys could help me out and vote for my entry so that I could like… win the scholarship and help me