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things-all-love:eat up.

And that’s when peri learned not to get into a pun fight with lapis. (Submitted by gutterd0ll)

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And cover me with the blanket when you’re done, alright?

fuuei said: oh well, we’ll just have to disagree on the age thing. ^^; (very strongly on my part, i’m afraid. maybe bc i’ve seen teens capable of this even in dire/complicated situations?) not to mean i expect eren/etc to act like adults, not

That moment when most of the picture looks pretty good, but there’s that one little thing that, no matter what you do, you cannot seem to fix……….

Things are about to heat up.

babeobaggins: Please know being your kindest doesn’t mean you have to allow people to treat you like shit. No one is allowed to treat you badly or speak badly about you and you should never let them. Sticking up for yourself is not being mean, that’s

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Rules: Tag 9 users who you’d like to get to know better. tagged by @mintyfreshkid2Relationship status: Single!Favorite color(s): Pink and PurplePets: None sadlyCats or dogs: Both! Altho I do like cats a little betterCoke or Pepsi: PepsiChapstick or

Things that if I legally could murder I would

And things I’ll never hear.

dirtyberd: Giving guys boners in public is my favorite thing to do

things-go-better-with: Mercury tears | via Tumblr on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/65727722/via/SarahJBel

Things British People Say During Sex:

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins: Dress up as a S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent for Halloween and go around to anyone wearing a superhero costume saying “I’m here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative”

theimpalaispeople: i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter imagine the havoc imagine the photos

modcloth: Cat-lovers and coffee-connoisseurs unite with the Pawsitively Bemused Mug,

bewbies: juliehavok: vzade: teamklaine: insideoutnight: this is every reason i love pugs. I just spat Coke all over my computer. I can’t I’ll just go and light myself on fire because this is just too much what. the. fuck. o_O O_O My dog

weedpeacelovecraft: highway131: bechnokid: siksta: Dang it, Tay and Alyssa. All I can think of are you two right now. oh Tommy Wisseau, you are a gift to this world This movie + a couple of close friends = friends cemented for life This is

hayliissailing: joshishollywood: weabullshit: thedailywhat: Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her. Yeah, you’re going to want to

Makin’ my way downtown walking fast faces pass and I’m homebound

dryvodkamartini: Iron Turtle and Turtle AmericaThis is just fan art..:o Jessie. JESSIE. CAN THIS ACTUALLY BE OUR FRIENDSHIP TATTOO?

theargylegargoyle: death-by-anime: To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr, I think we all know where you really belong: I think you should shut the fuck up we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time. We write fanfics. We love yuri and yaoi. We have

And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it

publius-esquire: I’ve been asked by many a Jeffersonian why women and men fangirl over Hamilton, so I tried to break it down by numbers.

0laura0: This is my present for gandalfexmachina! Donnie: I hope you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! From Your Secret Santa :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thank you so, so much! This is so stinkin’ cute! I’m totally making them

bloodspire: take me to frog church i worship like a frog at the sign of your church i’ll be a big frog and you can be a big church

autoluminescence: have you ever been like i’m obviously a hella queer witch but i don’t know how to quickly and easily demonstrate this to people with, say, a single t-shirt? i have now found the shirt that does this.

beastlyart: Rats are so easy to please. I shoved some sweet potato into cardboard toilet paper tubes, packed in with shredded paper towels. At first they were just excited about the paper towel shreds and started making a nest, then they found the sweet

fourteenacross: fourteenacross: Does this argument between Laurens and Mulligan about what constitutes a real diner need to be in this fic? No. Is it staying in anyway? Yes.

allmymetaphors: at one point during the show sufjan was like “yeah I love New Orleans… so many sounds… like… frogs… and the wind… anyway, when the world ends it will be silent.”

vertigoats: lovelyladylunacy: imagine your otp forget otp this is just me and @bisexualhamilton

geoffryextendeduniverse: cousin poplopovich (left) and uncle fuckmouth (right)

jasonttodd:*comes online* *reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes* *fucks off again*

And then Maya kills Alice!

gigiehadid: Get to Know Me Meme: [1/5] male characters - Anakin Skywalker “Everything dies. In time, even stars burn out. This is why Jedi form no attachments: all things pass. To hold on to something - or someone - beyond its time is to set your

lovefromyourginger: niselle: by seduff-stuff He didn’t know what she thought she was doing there. He did, in fact, recall warning her away from the party. But did she listen? Of course not. She never did. He sighed and ran a hand through his hair

cribbagematch: odysseiarex: renstability: ziraangel: evilauthor: indynerdgirl: madam-cj-says-relax: patrickat: kaiju3: The American Hogwarts Houses Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine.

rointheta: instant-oatmeal:archibanfkimble:harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson “Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?” #all of parks and rec as teachers!#muggle studies: tom#charms:

Things that have happened in my first week of teaching fifth grade social studies at an IB world middle school

Things that are better than love:

kneesbutt:westfailia:what if a catholic priest were to just bless the entire ocean would it turn the entire thing into holy water or do priests have an effective blessing range? does that range increase based on your level? can the pope bless the entire

I have over 10k songs on my computer. Yet every time I have iTunes on shuffle - and I mean every time whether I use it for 5 minutes or 5 hours - it will always play “Yo Ho (A Pirate’s Life for Me)” at some point. ALWAYS. What are

So I bring in my dogs’ water dish from outside. As I’m in the process of putting it in the sink, something brushes along my hand and falls into the sink. I jump, reflexively, thinking its a spider because I always think its a spider. Reassure

Haha, both Garrus and Miranda are in this movie I’m watching. Small parts but still pretty neat since I had no idea they’d be in this

Things that are a bit interesting

Things school has taught me:

Things I want in the next 5 years

I suppose, if I were to regret one thing in my life so far, it’d be I never learned how to fence.

my favourite thing is when people still continue to follow you when you reblog a bunch of your otp even though it’s their notp.

things i will never be 100% over: hetaoni being discontinued right when hre makes an appearance honestly wtf

my fav thing about whenever i’m 1v1ing a genji is that they always have to ult to kill me

death-by-pikachu: nikaalexandra: pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually

doingoxyinchurch: This thread on Twitter of deaf people describing sounds they heard for the first time when getting hearing aids is killing me. The sounds that fucked me up the most when I got my hearing aids were light switches, finger snapping, and

And alright, I don’t think I’d properly given it thought before the previous post, but that’s actually a major point of every significant relationship in Attack on Titan: Freedom.Armin unleashes Eren’s desire to be free by showing him the outside

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