and then like
find and then like on porn pin board
and then like clips
and then like videos
and then like images
Honey, why don’t you serve my boss another drink and then retire to our guest bedroom?.
magicalgirlfetish: theicarustheory: Would have been his first on-site excavation in college or something and then he tweets it with some lame hashtag like “#idigit” and i cry myself to sleep until i’m sixty (for hsph friends and anon who keeps
And then there’s these kinds of messages. I don’t know if it’s a question or a statement. And how would I know? And even if we DID know hotwives in the Wisconsin area, it’s not like I’d hand out a roster. Normally I ignore or delete
And then she took the boobies out. It’s almost like…a perfect transition to Titty Tuesday! God I love this woman!
And then just like that, she opens her legs and begs for it. Now I’m wondering if I should tease her and make it a game. Love my playful, sexy wife!
there are nsfw artists that draw characters in a nice blend of realism/stylizationand then there’s me who draws some of the TOONIEST porn ever ;;
syphilyssa: i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
have you guise seen that one commercial where there’s this woman and a man who’s flights were cancelled and then they see each other and are like “OMG you’re a blogger? Im a blogger too!?” and they all smile and fall in
I just feel really down because Doctor stranger started out really well and was captivating and then everything kinda just gradually fell apart /:
chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools. She came for him I was just like “yes this is amazing you go girls” then i saw it was
kidraaul: fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
loveserum:something that is like really not talked about that much w mental health stuff is just like. how easily it can come back. One day I’m really doing ok and not even thinking bad stuff and then one terrible thing can happen the next day and I
and then like six games later he’s doing drop kicks and backflips and having knife fights with muscle men and shit. i hate capcom.
admiralamott: What I love about Spock in the AOS movies in the fact that in 2009 he was a snarky bitch who would probably throw you out an airlock for breathing in his general direction And then in Beyond he’s like this really loving sensitive bean
Through out the day I’m always like “I’ll just draw later I don’t really have any ideas right now” and then ten minutes before I have to sleep it’s like a switch is flipped and suddenly I have only ten minutes to draw
Adventures in posts I typed out but passed out before posting. I want Ash to put an electroconductive dildo in my ass and then have Pikachu shock it. Just low power like a thundershock or something.
I wish I could wake up one morning to a cute guy dressed like Ash Ketchum and the first thing asks is to cuddle then after a while whisper in my ear if I want to do it and then do it with him.
chronicallycreeping:I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
ladragonaria: Do you ever realize you want to ship your own characters and then you realize: ‘Wait… this isn’t a ship… If I’m the writer… so this is canon! I’m a god! I AM THE MASTER OF THE SEA! I WILL DECIDE IF YOUR SHIPS MAY SAIL AND
ourbedroomafterthewar: do you ever get like really hopeful about someone for no reason and start thinking about all the wonderful things that could happen and then you realize they just don’t think about you like that and you’re crushed and you feel
zenith-of-justice: shelpee: how do you politely push someone off of a cliff you have a tea party at the edge of the cliff and you say “wow there old chap look at what’s at the bottom of this cliff!” and then they lean over and go “why i do
average-bear: follow your dreams unless theyre dreams about killing people or something and then maybe tone it down a little
greywardensexual: DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL
findyoureyes: glitterbug9: and then they watched porn omfg the way Ryou’s looking at Marik is giving me FEVER Angstshipping fever.
thekingwizard: One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. This is what happens when you
gerard-gay: gerard-gay: my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive
msjewbooty: when you’re singing really loud while nobody’s around and you’re doin pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit a note way off key and you just embarrass yourself that’s literally the worst because you’re
photoshoppedreality: hussiescondensedevil: eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb
ostracizedpoodle: do you ever put your book down to inject heroin and then forget where’d you put your book
literallysnokoplasm: i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead
forsciencejohn: the-lovely-awkward-pickle: kemalia: this made me smile unless it’s the other way around and they started out together and then broke apart you watch bbc tv shows don’t you
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
koncreates: damn-the-jam: loveissuchalovelytorture: shark-bones: Bath mat turns red when wet. I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them. Then wait for the screams of terror. Calm down there,
pacaprincess: Okay so we definitely let out the angst feels when the Minao drama CD summary came out. But now we can focus on the sweet, fluffy things, right? Like the fact that we’re gonna get to hear Aoba and Mink living together more. We get more
i feel like this person on our team was just fucking with us.. like i understand it’s quick play but come on……… they were backfill and chose mercy even tho there was already a mercy and so when i switched to a tank they switched
i just had a dream where there was a library called the shaq shack and for some reason it had a slogan that was “don’t shaq(like shag) in the stacks” bc for some reason ppl always went there to fuck and if u were caught shaq would be there to punch
bansheeandclyde:Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
chihiros-buttt: I really love kyoukai no kanata because sometimes its like and then other times its more and some how it all makes sense
connorkawaii: in games with character creation do you ever just sit back and admire your work like wow i really made a hot piece of ass well done me
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
underthevastblueseas: At up to 36ft in length, the oarfish is the largest bony fish known to science and is thought to be responsible for many sea serpent legends. Although it lives in tropical and temperate waters worldwide, the oarfish is rarely caught
gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just
arahir:all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr….. we’re not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all
disney-princest: foolsgoldd: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them. and absolutely slaughtering them at mario kart
And then like 4 days later I dyed it burgundy which turned out pretty dark, but cute enough. Since I’ve washed my hair pretty much every day since then because my hair is so short now and I sweat a lot at work, the color has faded fairly quickly,
iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough
last night I had a dream darfin came back and was super turned on and for some reason we had sex but like anal and then I woke up and I was CONVINCED my ass hurt like even in my dreams he’s too big
I hate going to crowded places sometimes because I feel like everyone is staring at me and start to get anxious and I hate saying that I feel people are staring because I sound conceited
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
sometimes I get embarrassed and die whenever faineemae reblogs or likes my stuff cause then I’m like “crap! she sees all the weird as hell things I blog lawddd”
Like a Drunken Athena
And then like sad bruno mars comes onto pandora like great…
Every damn day I think to myself, oh my GOD I have to wipe off all this makeup later and then DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN TOMORROW. 😩😖
So anyway, imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact… @averagesocalguy (Don’t make those comments from my reblog, because I’m notified about them, and then I’m going to laugh
ladyofacat: Can’t wait to see Lila talking bad about Ladybug, and Chloe freaking walking right up to Lila and being like “Excuse me?! What did you say?!”I want Marinette to be a witness.
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”
Ok so my day has actually been great?I had like 3 sex dreams over night then woke up n made myself cum & had a shower which I came as well in then took a bunch of cute photos and then went to the gym and now I’m gonna watch anime and fall asleep
I’ve been having a lot of fantasies about topping lately so I asked Doe if I could spank her last night. I hit her over my knee with my hand and then Steve’s hairbrush paddle and I said mean things and I think I did pretty well for a novice spanker!
