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askdrakomod: Made as a gift for askug because they were super awesome and may have given me amazing steam games. WHICH THEY SHOULD STAHP BY THE WAY! Not that I didn’t appreciate it a TON though. Thank you UG mod :3 JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLENESS!

manintolerant:Before I realized I liked girls in my head the idea of being with a man for the rest of my life sounded like an inevitable life-sentence

She’s got like, a creature in her that she can control and she uses it on other mares or stallions. She’ll shove smaller versions of it in them and let them grow, and then when they come back out, they go back into her. Why isn’t she huge then?

Ug, after getting some sleep last night i’m still feeling like a wreck. IDK I keep riding these emotional waves of happiness via camming and things going right and then its over the next day and I feel like i’m the worst at everything again. “cam

I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted

The New Year is a day away and it’s been a hell of a year for me, rocky for the most part and then got a ton better toward the end of it. My art’s gotten better, I got closer to people, have some really cool friends who i need to talk to more,,,hhhh,,,

fagdral: what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this

It pisses me off when my brother comes up to me while im eating and tells me “Sunggyu doesn’t like thick girls” Like stfu why do you even care and its not like i ever expect to go out with someone as attractive as Sunggyu and then he

assbutts-in-love: seaking: instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears YES PLEASE

unclefather: my favorite part of sleepovers is when its like 4 am and everyone is laying down trying to go to bed and its silent and then someone says something like “ass butter” and we’re so tired that we can’t stop laughing

kdramadaily: “We have met before, a long time ago.”

I like it when a character gets a bigggg Drink Before bed and thier friend/SO says somthing like,“Are you sure you should be drinking that much before bed?..”Then the character responds all confident“Of course! Don’t worry it not like I’m 5”

spyroshy: if we talk and we get really close and stuff and then for like a while afterwards I don’t make much of an effort to talk to you I’m really sorry That’s just how I function and its not because I don’t like you anymore or I don’t think

kailidoll: falvie: spazure: spyroshy: if we talk and we get really close and stuff and then for like a while afterwards I don’t make much of an effort to talk to you I’m really sorry That’s just how I function and its not because I don’t like

why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”

micdotcom: Former Planned Parenthood employee tweeted the acts of terrorism she survived After the shooting Colorado, author Bryn Greenwood tweeted a list of the regular acts of violence, intimidation, arson and vandalism she experience while working

thatmademadej:Shane looks like the English Lit student i met at a flat party who told me i had nice eyes and talked for ages about Oscar Wilde and nihilism who i pulled in a bathroom and then occasionally saw again around campus but never acknowledged

whatwecanfic: wittyy-name: Friendly reminder that even though a headcanon is widely accepted in fandom, that doesn’t make it canon. It’s still a headcanon. And people are allowed to have different ones. Friendly reminder that even though a headcanon

my-flourish-and-blotts: He protec

I really like this screencap from “Serious Steven”. I don’t even know why, I just do

oreides: i like how everyone thought rose was gonna be like. small and chubby like amethyst and then its like NAH YALL ROSE IS HUGE SHE TOWERS OVER GREG LIKE IM P SURE THIS ANGLE IS JUST GREG TRYING TO GET HER IN THE PHOTO TOO so she’s like what

its very confusing to me sometimes that the main character of the Evil Dead series has pretty much the exact same name as Ashley from the Mass Effect series (especially since the latter is often shortened to ‘Ash’ in fandom)like, I found a crossover

I like the song Turtle Power because it completely summarizes the plot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies and its played during the credits, so if you missed some of the movie before then its cool because the credits got you covered

you ever like a song cover or a remake of something but the common consensus is that its way inferior to the original product/some previous version and you’re like “yea, that’s probably true” and then you go listen/watch the popular older version

one thing LiveJournal (and DA) has over Tumblr is that you can add moods as a footnote on posts. So you could have a whole post talking about how cute puppies are and then its like “Mood: Angry” or “Mood: Having an existential crisis”. Like

brightwanderer: I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned “forever” into the only acceptable definition of success.Like… if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful

quixoticanarchy:sometimes the executive function fairy godmother finally shows up, whacks you, and then you’ve got to run around like cinderella on a midnight deadline trying to get things done before time runs out and your brain makes it illegal again

harlequinhatter: caseyanthonyofficial: When I was like 6 years old I was woken up in the middle of night by a voice saying “play with me play with me” over and over and I stayed awake for two hours terrified as the voice continued and then I realized

chihiros-buttt: I really love kyoukai no kanata because sometimes its like and then other times its more and some how it all makes sense

samtimelow: sowrongitsrebekah: livewithasmile: 9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait and then its baby dies in three months and then it gets pregnant again because school is a whore

uncannycorp:tikkety-tok:My least favourite room to clean in. 😅 yo nothing is scarier then going into sculpture rooms at night….. Like I know what you’re gonna say “oh it cant possibly be that scary” but until you’ve

I like getting an iced carmel macchiato from Starbucks because at first it’s like carmel milk and you’re like yo where’s the coffee and then its like oH YOU WANT COFFEE HERES FIVE SHOTS OF EXPRESSO HAHAHA SUFFER.

lost-among-the-leaves: sometimes I have really sporadic moments where I’m super positive and hopeful for the future and then its like a switch is flipped and I think everything is hopeless again

myhistrionics: samtimelow: sowrongitsrebekah: livewithasmile: 9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait and then its baby dies in three months and then it gets pregnant again because school is

samtimelow: sowrongitsrebekah: livewithasmile: 9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait and then its baby dies in three months and then it gets pregnant again because school is a whore

starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me

kelpls: I made a comic from the mechanic/robot thing i drew a while back BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD TOO MANY THINGS I WANTED TO DRAW and i couldn’t fit it in 10 pictures and then i gave up and ended up with some small thing without any plot omfg

theenglishkankri: samtimelow: sowrongitsrebekah: livewithasmile: 9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait and then its baby dies in three months and then it gets pregnant again because school

love-is-larry: i kinda like how they performed Drag Me Down live before GMA because then its like a performance for us not for everyone else you know? like its more personal and like a gift to us for everything not just promo

samtimelow: sowrongitsrebekah: livewithasmile: 9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait and then its baby dies in three months and then it gets pregnant again because school is a whore

lilith-not-eve: I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you and whoops sexy times.

aaubade: i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your

okay so apparently people are using my pictures for some type of roleplaying?? like its this whole area of tumblr and I dont understand whats happening but it makes me feel very weird .. its like im someones ‘character’ or idea for a character and

things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN

sometimes I hear old songs I related to when I was younger and then I realize now how depressing it is lol like I just listened to rilo kelly’s better son/daughter and I remember how accurate it was and thats sad

I was really needing sex so darfin came took me to his house and went deep and fingered me making me cum fof half an hour then I fell straight asleep and he just woke me up and its 1:40 am. I am vey out of it and sleepy and I feel like ive been ripped

i think i only like karezi when its katneprezi now that i think about it….

im laughing really hard at google’s prankif this stays all day my dad is gonna be so mad and confused LMAO

jake-englished replied to your post: its been raining a lot every afternoon…jealousss it’s mostly just hot as hell down here :cits still like suuuper hot in the mornings and noon like 95+ but then fortunately it rains ;u; but its like storm rains

ughhh i want a new laptop, mine lags so badly from doing nothing likesometimes just scrolling through tumblr makes the fan start to blow really loudly and its not even overheating or anything cause its still cool it just gets slow and then the fan is

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itstimewehavesomesoliddick:Zoomers be like “we’re the most anticapitalist generation” and then won’t even pirate music while paying for a dozen different subscription services

eosrising: annaanxiety: this is like the funniest toph moment ever The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’ And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara Remember that one time

robichau-x: i have such a love hate relationship with good lighting :-/ cause it is like wow great cool ! and then its like aw :/

i just had a passing thought of a situation where maybe miku walks up to luka like “yo whats up” and luka replies and then they convo but then rin walks by to open a window cause its hot and when she does this huge gust of wind blows in the

further research reveals that shauna’s “quadtails” are just regular pigtails except parted in two and styled oddly ahaaaaaaahahaha as in, one part is wrapped around towards the front and the other part kinda just curls downwards and

I’m going to watch more english patched fe:fates playthroughs and then sleep, night all

good ruby/sun ship name contenders i have received:- sunrose (good and trackable)- solar flare (good but not trackable)- photosynthesis (funny but not trackable)- STRAWNANA (im crying and trackable)- bananaberry ( good and trackable ((i think)) )im leanin

i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”

katevictoriax: i keep seeing these posts like ‘date someone who -’ and then its like a list of basic human needs that would be fulfilled by any decent friend… if your partner isn’t your best friend in the fucking world then boy idk how you survive

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