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My daughter can get very emotional sometimes. She’s known for ages I had to go away for work and couldn’t take her with me, but that didn’t stop her from crying and then trying to make me stay by sucking my cock.“Honey, it’s only for a few days,”
lixpex: He was so engrossed in the words of the spell, he didn’t even notice when the helmet appeared. The pads and jockstrap will be next - and then finally, he’ll get the bod to go with all of it. Bet he notices THAT part. (via pigshouse)
“So me and my ex are at odds with each other about moaning. When I have sex, no matter how amazing it feels, I just don’t moan. This *really* bugs him. He didn’t actually get off until our fifth time having sex, and then we actually
thaddeusmcboosh: “Tickle me too much and I won’t be able to control myself.” A Koopa butt I started yesterday, managed to ink, realized I didn’t give her arm bands or anything, and then said fuck it. The best drawings may never be finished because
kinkpositive: I wanted to do my own end of year round up, but I thought “Why only post ten pictures? I’m going to post my top post from each month!” And then I realized that I didn’t post any pictures in September and October so it’s still
That look has had my head spinning for days…. I accidentally walked in on my mom in the bath, and she didn’t say a word. She just looked at me in the strangest way. I apologised and quickly closed the door, but since then it’s all I
kinkybottomslut: sir2u-boy: Yeah, I know it hurts man, but at least you didn’t welch on the bet. Not every guy would follow through if they bet their ass and then lost…you sure you’re not a fag? For more kink and smut follow me!! Kinkybottomslut.tumblr
injureddreams: “Someday, we will meet again” I was listening to music while drawing and then this Idea came to me and wouldn’t leave. So I had to draw it out. :’V I love you Morphy HOW COME I DIDN’T NOTICE THIS BEFORE LOOK AT
incestamy: I saw from across the pool my brother watching me and then a little while later I saw a bulge in his pants. Most girls may get grossed out by this, but I see it as a compliment….and what kind of sister would I be if I didn’t return the
I wrote this song a couple weeks ago. To me this song is about siblings who didn’t speak for years out of anger and then one of them dies before they are ever able to reconcile and forgive. It’s one of the saddest songs I’ve ever written
nakeddoors: She didn’t mind fucking her English prof now and then, for a better grade, but he was pushing this thing a bit too far, and demanding it much too often these days. She had never agreed to that kind of commitment. This afternoon, on their
doyouseeyourwife: As if this wife didn’t give me a hard on fast enough…I see this! Look at the technique and the love for sucking cock! I would love to see her with a mouthful of cum and then swallow it all down. Nice suck
assman4everhd: He walked in the room and saw me working like this, took this picture and then made me stop so he could “do something to me” is how he put it…I didn’t object.
His lips surrounded my right nipple and sucked it into his mouth. I felt incredibly excited. He then stepped back and smiled at me as he removed his shirt. I knew that he was a well-built man, but I didn’t expect the rippling stomach muscles. He never
lonesomemother1: I knew that I should have given the bikini back to my son, but didn’t want to hurt his feelings. I told him I loved it and then he asked me if I would go to a private beach with him and wear the bikini for him. I was nervous but agreed
jensenshackled: buckybuns: Thor And Loki In Slash FictionInspired by this Hark! A Vagrant strip. I was talking to Mina about making a Javert parody, and I was going to do a SinHal version but it didn’t quite… fit. She asked, then, if Marvel might
#Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then McGonagall aka BADASS MOTHERFUCKER comes swooping in #and the students just part like the
sanescientist: Shauna heard the buzzing sound in her head and woke again. Out of the corner of her eye, she could see her boyfriend pumping in and out of her ass. It didn’t hurt but then, she couldn’t feel anything at all, just the familiar soft,
fishingboatproceeds: I Am Just so Pised of
triumphantshananigans: yourknightoflife: fallenpitch: princssyue: themelonlordapproves: At first I didn’t want to reblog this because of the first one. And then I saw the others. And… (OMFG NO {OMG GUYS} THAT LAST ONE THO It becomes too nonsensica
danilovesyarn: just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if any hieroglyphics have spelling errors Standardized spelling didn’t really become that strict a thing until around the 1700s (and even then it was still a little loose), and hieroglyphics was usually
our-rainy-nights: Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was
trolllinginthedeep: Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was
cookiesandcas: You want to know what always pissed me off? The skinny girls in gym class could do the bare minimum to get their participation credit and then fuck off to eat cheetos and text. It did not piss me off that they didn’t care about gym.
newerleaf: chefpyro: be-gay-everyday: fucktheevanuris: ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and
I was tagged a few weeks ago by the ever gorgeous @cravehiminallways212, to stop drop and selfie. At the time I was battling a severe case of The Black Death (and despite @celticknot65’s continued assurances that if I didn’t have buboes, then it wasn’t
fucktheevanuris: ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when they’re talking because
mostincrediblechange: The Doctor’s brows furrowed in concern, and she slid her hands down Rose’s arms. It didn’t take a genius to see that something was very wrong, and the Time Lord was a genius.“Right then. Let’s go find somewhere to have
ineedahotwifenow: secretdesires16: I walked out of the room quietly and then let by buddy in. He knelt by her side and didn’t say a word…… Could she tell it wasn’t me?? Mmmm! This would be fun to do!
be-gay-everyday: fucktheevanuris: ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when they’re
mistresst-13: For all of you wondering how I let him release now, this is exactly how I do it. Plugged and then I use a vibrator and he just spews out of his cage. Unfortunately for him today, he didn’t cum at all so maybe next time he will. I guess
mistresst-13:For all of you wondering how I let him release now, this is exactly how I do it. Plugged and then I use a vibrator and he just spews out of his cage. Unfortunately for him today, he didn’t cum at all so maybe next time he will. I guess
alex-storm: Remember that day I was a blonde and I turned into a hillbilly and made you guys watch me cook topless on Snapchat? That was a good day. Unless you didn’t have my snapchat…then it was just, last Tuesday…
renew-leverage: renew-leverage: Hardison witnessing Nophie for @cyanidegamer. #I LISTENED TO THE ONE WITH COMMENTARY #AND THIS THING BY HARDISON WAS TOTALLY IMPROV #THEY DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO KILL THE MOOD BC IT WAS TOO SERIOUS #AND THEN HE JUST
weirder-than-you-think: #Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then McGonagall aka BADASS MOTHERFUCKER comes swooping in #and the students
spjflightsoffantasy: tseecka: #Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then McGonagall aka BADASS MOTHERFUCKER comes swooping in #and the
nerdgasmz: horusnokokuenryuu: And then you notice Aqua Dolphin and Winged Kuriboh. Poor Winged Kuriboh. I think Neos has it the worst of all of them He didn’t need to sleep anyway, I’m sure
attack0npotato: be-gay-everyday: fucktheevanuris: ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt
jennemation: Unexpected…fanboysI mentioned Miraculous Ladybug casually to a group of classmates last week, and I didn’t expect anything except for blank stares.And then one boy practically yells, “DUDE YOU WATCH IT?!” *high fives me, like, three
moms-milfs-matures: Grandpa went away to visit his kids in another state and Grandma wanted to text him a photo. So I took a couple and then suggested that she send him one with a sexy pose… this is what she gave me. We didn’t send it to grandpa…
naughtynicegirl69: My early Christmas present was a brass jeweled ass plug…ummmmm…let me just say wow…lol…so very different…I slowly and gently kept guiding it into my ass and then at one point I didn’t have to do anything…my ass took over
ruffpuff: I got my new controller, but I didn’t throw out the packaging… I never do, imma box horder a little bit, lol. Anyways, I disinfected the packaging, and then melted some chocolate in it (that was really bad, I stuffed up and my mum had to
imathers:l0kasenna: lunarobverse: A brilliant metaphor 6. Cycle lanes are built just for you, and then the cars drive in those too. I really wish, for both women and cyclists, this analogy didn’t work so well (or at all). But it does.
ihigh5sharks: weirder-than-you-think: #Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then McGonagall aka BADASS MOTHERFUCKER comes swooping in #and
thedramaandart:thedramaandart:Sometimes I think about those high res Jupiter pics and then think about Van Gogh and get emotional because it’s like this one, lonely man that didn’t experience an ounce of fame or recognition in his life time had the
xoxoblu: Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really
omgtawhbbw123: alex-storm: Remember that day I was a blonde and I turned into a hillbilly and made you guys watch me cook topless on Snapchat? That was a good day. Unless you didn’t have my snapchat…then it was just, last Tuesday… You are beautiful,
adhdbean: being diagnosed later in life is like watching a tv show with a huge plot twist revealed at the end of a season, and then rewatching it with this new knowledge, picking up on all the foreshadowing, and getting upset that you didn’t see all
Really cute introvert date cause I didn’t have the energy to ‘go out’ but still wanted to be out of the houseHe was half way though a puzzle that we worked on with his cat jumping in for cuddles. Then we played a bit of Pokémon and watched xmen.
highergroundblog-deactivated201: Knock Me Down was the first single off Mother’s Milk, and it actually got on the radio. Every now and then Lindy would tell us that a station had added the song, but that didn’t really compute. A few months later,
imminentdeathsyndrome: Its amazing that the Akira Project didn’t even make their goal and the trailer looks fucking amazing. Meanwhile, a con artist like Anita Sarkeesian asks for Ů,000, gets it, and then receives 26 times the amount she asked for,
laurelgienah: I’ve discovered that I have this odd habit of resting my hot cups on my knee, much to the distress of my Nana and auntie, who pointed it out to me. Until then I didn’t even know I did it.
pleasefireme:Please fire me. I’m a 5th grade teacher. One of my students decided that he didn’t want to do his homework, so he blatantly refused, insulted me, then ripped it up and threw it in my face. When his mother came to discuss her son’s behavior,
This day really had failure written all over it in the calendar. At least I didn’t cry once at work and held myself together really nice until someone say down Infront of me on the train. Then it was unstoppable. I hate being like this. Hate being
pauloferreiraa: skittle-happy-matt: loki-princeofcats: lusilly: At first I was like “oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly” and it didn’t make sense but then it did I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this. omfg
lanvinparis: anonymous asked: post the “having anal sex for the first time” face - okay so take what i did in the middle and then picture that x10 and you’ve got it…….i didn’t really wanna go all out and basically make a porno so this is
skittle-happy-matt: loki-princeofcats: lusilly: At first I was like “oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly” and it didn’t make sense but then it did I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
vindictev replied to your photo: wHAt SenPAi nOtiCEd me omg I swear I clicked your follow button a long time ago, but I guess it didn’t work at first. Then I was wondering why Motorcyclle wasn’t on my dash, and I found out it was you. Haha. Oh
mrskorrasato: sato-mobile: you can’t tell me that the first time they kissed asami didn’t keep it going for as long as it was in her power to and then came in for a second kiss as soon as she took a breath that girl had been thirsting over korra
