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I woke up and stretched. Today was the first day of my parents’ vacation and it would be just my older sister and I. I went to the bathroom and then headed downstairs to the kitchen where I stopped dead. “Hey, little bro, you didn’t
Why I like this: it is fucking cute! and I want to be able to be that comfortable with women. To have their mouths upon my cunt. To feel safe and loved and free. Why I didn’t share: what I actually feel is terrified. I get better and then I get
THE CUTEST THING JUST HAPPENED TO MESo I was in a skirmish and made friends with this enemy Ana and then suddenly I was being attacked by her teammate, Mei, and the Ana stepped in front of her like “No stop it!!!” the Mei didn’t stop and killed
sokinky-sowet:Today I had the biggest fullest hardest bladder I’ve had in so long and I didn’t even do it on purpose but I drank a 24oz ice coffee and 2 16 oz beers within an hour and then sat there talking to my boss for two hours and was BURSTING
dam0nalbarn: So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
rainbowbarnacle: erynelanor: a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone
goat-yells-at-everything: riquis: enghurrd: calleo: the-last-teabender: hiboudeluxe: pancakemilkshake: pancakemilkshake: Kitties who eat too fast get ＴＨＥ ＰＵＮＩＳＨＭＥＮＴ ＢＯＷＬ Tags: wow this seems cruel
nintendochu: skittle-happy-matt: loki-princeofcats: lusilly: At first I was like “oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly” and it didn’t make sense but then it did I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this. IT’S BACK
stunnerpone: lil-mizz-jay: If you ever do a fist-bump with someone, and they do the explosion thing afterwards and you didn’t see it coming, just do what I doGo “Oh, dangit, forgot to hit the detonator.” and then hit a pretend detonator and go “Pwshhh!”
this splatterscope shot at me and i thought they didn’t get me but then i blew up a solid 3 seconds later and it scared the shit out of me ww
frekkenbok: Were you and Will Graham involved romantically? …I like that. “Professional curiosity.” It seems so… heh, it seems so indifferent. Unless you look like you’re lying when you say it. But you didn’t.
iwazu: if in doubt, just ask yourself ‘would Takasugi do that?’. If you think he would, drop that issue. Burn it in your head and burry it deep, deep inside your conscience and then do the opposite, lead a happy life&be glad that you didn’t
marsincharge: My friend said Adele hit peak white ally: she cried about how important Lemonade was and how good it was and said she didn’t deserve the award then walked away with it anyway.
worship-seniors-and-sissies: It was nearly a week ago when it happened. Mummy didn’t say anything. She just looked me straight on the eye, flashed her pussy, then pulled down her skirt and acted as if nothing had happened. A few seconds later, dad
sweetprincessbabygirl: It was hot in winter here so the flowers bloomed then it was freezing and they didn’t even have time to wilt and fall, they’re just frozen dead things now. @timelessclassique
Though it didn’t count as my first dream of the year, I HAD AN UNDERTALE DREAM WOOOOOOO! …Though it was weird because at some points, I was Sans swimming in a pool and then I was myself tackling said Sans with a towel. Oh and Papyrus had
jakedepravity: I’d seen the dress in the store, black skirt with spangles or some such on the top. I wasn’t a very big fan that it didn’t have shoulder straps but then, she was getting older and REALLY wanted it. I relented, it wasn’t nearly
sexy-fit-sluts: So, I loved this gym because it had single occupancy changing room/showers… And then they noticed that my lover and I were going in at the same time and “showering” together and the gym staff didn’t like that. In our defense..
galifianafuck: omfg I called my mom’s phone so I could tell them I wanted mcdonalds but she didn’t answer her phone and then all of a sudden our house phone rings and I assumed that it was her calling back so when I answered it I yelled “PLEASE
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heckacute: I liked her. She wasn’t like other girls. She was old fashioned. She didn’t just send a nude. She hired a professional artist to a paint a nude portrait of her, framed it, and then shipped it to me. It took several months to get to here.
amadaun23: “If I didn’t do what I do, I think for the most part I would have very few friends and be a shut-in most of the time. It’s sort of a battle between that person and then the guy that wants to just let it all out in front of 2,000
I wanted to say THANK YOU to the anon who sent me a video, it was supposed to be 3 minutes of him jerking off and then cumming, Sorry hun the video didn’t work and I couldn’t message you back :( It is always So Awesome getting videos of you guys
thedude3dx: Here’s a render I did not include in my debut set, because it didn’t really fit into the sequence of events. The precum render that I did include came after this one, and it seemed weird to me that she’d cum first and then have precum
erynelanor: a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone eats him
missvoltairine:anaquana:missvoltairine:I bet Rocket Raccoon didn’t even know that a new Groot would sprout from that stick, I bet he just put that stick in a pot because it made him feel better and worse at the same time and then he carried it around
susumzee: Best friends shareDrew this before the whole drugs drama and it didn’t feel right to post it then, but now it doesn’t feel like there’ll be any “good” time to so…
sweetprincessbabygirl: It was hot in winter here so the flowers bloomed then it was freezing and they didn’t even have time to wilt and fall, they’re just frozen dead things now.
sirjocktrainer: He thought things wouldn’t change that much with the new gear, they couldn’t. It was still the same stuff really. Then he put on the suit and then the helmet, everything changed. When Coach ordered him to run he didn’t even think.
dasha-loses-it: emmaduerrewatson: “When I was visualizing the scene, it didn’t look quite as heroic as I intended it to be. So then I put the Poppins line in Peter Quill’s mouth. And Yondu, of course, not knowing the name Mary or Poppins, might
Alyssa eased me back onto the bed. She kissed along my jaw then down the side of my neck. I cooed from the touch of her lips. I loved it when my husband kissed and sucked along my neck just as she was doing right then. I didn’t want this moment to ever
velarfricative: My brother just sent me this pic and I didn’t get it… and then he said it- Christian Bale
fencer-x: fencer-x: (image from x) This scene struck me from the moment I saw it in the theater. I was initially a little surprised, because I’d thought Yuuri was shorter than Victor, but then I realized it’s because Yuuri is standing on his skates
slutmi-blog: ‘This next song-I first listened to it and I didn’t realize what the lyrics were. I just, was kinda humming along to it on the radio and then when I started to listen to the lyrics I realized, “Wow, this is a very emotional,
So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
louisdupont: I didn’t realize it was Gay Pride Day. It was like 150,000 men, all very excited. I was wearing a tank top, it was very hot out. Tight pair of jeans, ya know. And then I got chased by the street by a large man wearing a sock around his,
getyourassbeat: micah-patrickstump: thesulfurandthesea: Pete Wentz taking food from a homeless man and then laughing about it He didn’t take it from him,the bottom photo should be on top,he was being a good person and giving that man that bag of
camsfarts: I worked out today, and then I attempted running again. Probably shouldn’t have. My cardio is terrible right now, I didn’t have my inhaler, and we will see how my knee feels from it later. But over all, it was a good workout :P
nakedpersephone: this is a few weeks old but I submitted it to someone, didn’t get posted and then was so bummed about it I forgot to post it! silly persephone…
I can’t believe you let those guys do all those things to me last night and didn’t even try to stop them. You just watched it all, and then took your turn. Well, now that I know you think it’s OK for me to fuck 4 guys all night, we’re going to
timothygutterson: actuallybatman: velarfricative: My brother just sent me this pic and I didn’t get it… and then he said it- Christian Bale OH MY GOD.
omg these refs didn’t care at all, when the fight started they just let the guys go at it but then the one guy was on the ground while the other was repeatedly punching him in the face so it had to be stopped
redante: Dante didn’t care much for those around him, his guard usually only half up since he can handle himself. Then he took notice of a young woman, dressed in vibrant colors && it sorta hurt his eyes. Specs of ruby tend to shift away
my ex was really mean to me for really no reason, maybe he’s still angry or resents me or i don’t know what but it’s the fucking worst when someone knows where you’re weak and you trust them and then they hit you right where it hurts. just didn’t
hotcheeese replied to your post: ugh i wanted to type up this big post … Ahh! I totally agree. Honestly I watched season 1 of Korra when it first came out and then dropped it after that cuz I didn’t like it but cuz of Korrasami I’m picking
