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You immediately recognised your secretary when your wife showed you that picture. Then you read the text. “I know you are dying to lick my pussy again, but I’ll only let you do it if you tell your hubby that we had sex, if you invite me over

So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person

vulpis: pliablepaladin: dinosaursaresocool: [And then this appeared on my dash and I died.] KASJALKFHDJSFG I’LL TAKE TWENTY

kaizokuz: I want to get stronger, stronger and stronger, stronger and stronger, stronger and stronger… and even stronger than that! I’ll get stronger, and then I will be able to protect anything and no one will ever have to die!!!↳ for shiroyoh

So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person

So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person

So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person

Maybe I should lock you in here for 24 hours with some water, some energy bars, a bucket, a flashlight and one non-nude picture of me. Then you can jerk off until the batteries die and we’ll call the last six months of chastity even stevens.

Then I’ll be all pumped up and someone will say “Dr.Jeff! Dr.Jeff! the NWO has got some sh*t on that truck!” and I’ll be like…Then I’ll free all the slaves they have working to uncover the Pyramid (if there aren’t any I’ll get

I would place these artificial suns all around the world then turn them all on and go “HA! Told you global warming was real ya’ll now your b*tches asses gonna suffer as you worship me and suck my toes I aint eva turnin that sucker down, now

That’s right. Humans will do anything for their family. We’ll lie shamelessly. We’ll become a demon or a devil. If that’s ugly, then fear our ugliness and die, vampires!

celticpyro: mythicalwashrag: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

shucktsubo: celticpyro: mythicalwashrag: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll

Sometimes I’m doing okay but then I’ll see a post from someone I used to be close with and then immediately wanna die…

artizan3: Falling Apart : Photo by Monika Serkowska “He’s splitting me open, I thought. He’ll break me and then I’ll die.” ― Wally Lamb, She’s Come Undone

“If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones)” ― Jeaniene Frost

girlpacino:That woman, deserves her revenge and… we deserve to die. But then again, so does she. So, I guess we’ll just see. Won’t we?Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

lawerncs-deactivated20181023: I won’t make a bucket list because I’m so afraid that I’ll die and then people will find my bucket list and be, like, “Oh, she didn’t get to do that.”

celticpyro: mythicalwashrag: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

jetbag: do you ever go weeks without being sad and hold everything in then one day you like drop your water bottle and start crying about how you fear you’ll die alone

saturnvee:my toxic trait is i refuse to use any alternative to tumblr. i will be here literally until it implodes. there will be 4 total posts on the entire platform and i’ll still be here. then when it dies i will take my graceful exit from social

5:00 AMMy LAST cigarrette.Insomnia: 1Me: 0

So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person

charliecox: Oh, You won’t be the first to die Ms. Page, no… No, I think Mr. Urich will have that honor, then we’ll go to your place of employment to see Mr. Nelson and Mr. Murdock, after that your friends, family, everyone you ever cared about

cant w8 to spend the summer in downtown san francisco which means i’ll be taking lots of photos and consuming lots of sorbet and saying rly stupid stuff!!!! and then its college and then im goinh 2 die uGh

i feel like it’s your goal in life to kill me.

saturnvee:my toxic trait is i refuse to use any alternative to tumblr. i will be here literally until it implodes. there will be 4 total posts on the entire platform and i’ll still be here. then when it dies i will take my graceful exit from social

bastille: How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so It’ll only happen the once. Bet

tillerboomin: tillerboomin: tillerboomin: LL Cool J Feat. Total - Loungin’ (Who Do Ya Luv) this is going to be my jam all summer. If I shall die , I’m going to go out feeling like the 90’s. Imma ask the DJ to play this then enter the cookout

#bleach #whitehair #dreads 3rd sesh going to give my hair a break for a few weeks but just a few more sessions and I’ll accomplish my goal of achieving my hair/dreadlocks becoming white and then I plan on dying them the colors will be top secret,

jetbag: do you ever go weeks without being sad and hold everything in then one day you like drop your water bottle and start crying about how you fear you’ll die alone

So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person

goingtobuffalo: “The world is a beautiful place, but we have to make it that way. Whenever you find home we’ll make it more than just a shelter. And if everyone belongs here, it’ll hold us all together, so if you’re afraid to die then so am I.”

to-quote-hamlet-no:Fruits Basket is wild, the main character’s ex-yakuza mom dies in a car accident, and she’s just like “welp, guess I’ll fuck off to the woods and live in a tent” and then she gets adopted by a bunch of furries

blackholesreallysuck: theamericankid: I’ll die browsing Tumblr and not even notice it. What if you couldn’t refresh or anything though, just continue scrolling for months or years until you reach the end of your dash and then you can only stare

halfguardaroundtheworld: so please don’t cook recipes with more than one thing because then it’ll suddenly turn into a food with ingredients and you’ll die Don’t eat pancakes, eat eggs and flour and milk

blackholesreallysuck: theamericankid: I’ll die browsing Tumblr and not even notice it. What if you couldn’t refresh or anything though, just continue scrolling for months or years until you reach the end of your dash and then you can only stare

celticpyro: mythicalwashrag: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

celticpyro: mythicalwashrag: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

I want to go downstairs and brush my teeth and then sleep but my parents friends are there and i am wearing my pyjamas and my hair’s all pinned up and it’ll just be awkward and so i’m up here in my room about to die from tiredness. Ah,

ravenswallows: deelee04 You get my dick so hard😍😍 Well then, I must be doing a good job. Thanks for enjoying my photos and blog and I hope that you’ll continue to check out my fun and remain a rigid, die-hard fan. Hugs and Kisses, Raven

So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person

Some nights all you can think about is how much you desperately want to die and how much you absolutely can’t. And then drink yourself to sleep in hopes that maybe it’ll damage your liver enough that you can die of natural causes and suffer

clavicola: I will die on a day like today. The rain will come in bellows and then faintly, misting over my collar like a lover’s sleeping breath. And I’ll be found laying across my porchwith the stars spelling out my epitaphand a note with smudged

birchsoda: every medicine on the market is like pros: you’ll stop coughing cons: you might die There was one commercial where they listed death as a side effect, and then said when any of these effects occur call 1800-BLAH BLAH. How you call if you

It takes a die-hard fan to actually spot me. These HBO events, where I’ll be talking to someone for a fair amount of time, and then suddenly they’re like, Oh shit! That’s what you do!—they think I’m some crazy Brit who snuck her way into a

girlpacino:That woman, deserves her revenge and… we deserve to die. But then again, so does she. So, I guess we’ll just see. Won’t we?Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

*strikes a fresita pose* fuck it

ravenswallowz: deelee04 You get my dick so hard😍😍 Well then, I must be doing a good job. Thanks for enjoying my photos and blog and I hope that you’ll continue to check out my fun and remain a rigid, die-hard fan. Hugs and Kisses, Raven

girlpacino:That woman, deserves her revenge and… we deserve to die. But then again, so does she. So, I guess we’ll just see. Won’t we?Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

lawerncs-deactivated20181023: I won’t make a bucket list because I’m so afraid that I’ll die and then people will find my bucket list and be, like, “Oh, she didn’t get to do that.”

So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person

jetbag: do you ever go weeks without being sad and hold everything in then one day you like drop your water bottle and start crying about how you fear you’ll die alone

racingbarakarts: im scared of when my parents die because i know they’ll rise from the dead every now and then just to tell me i fucked up

wolfsisters: if sansa or arya dies i kid you not i will throw the entire asoiaf series down into a burning pit and then i’ll throw myself in there too and i will rise, unburnt, with the first three dragons the world has seen for hundreds of years feeding

If I hyperventilate this much over uu’s swirly cheeks then I’ll have a heart attack and die when we find out his and UU’s canon designs.

sugoidekai: But… if I die, I’ll be released. And then, I’ll know peace.

saturnvee:my toxic trait is i refuse to use any alternative to tumblr. i will be here literally until it implodes. there will be 4 total posts on the entire platform and i’ll still be here. then when it dies i will take my graceful exit from social

laurenethedream: I hear triptychs are all the rage these days.Don’t remove my caption or I’ll die of anger and then haunt your assSnapchat | Wishlist | Me

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