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surprisebitch: setbabiesonfire: impala-sonic-deductions: vivere-est-ars: every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash And every man Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight
metaknighty: why do straight ppl think they can whine about gay ppl “throwing their sexuality in our faces” when almost every waking second of every minute of every day of my life is filled with heterosexual romance media and heteronormativity. like
official-sovietunion: thesymbolofpeace: solidsnake: dragonkisser: ponlova: no but it is potentially the start of the reverse happening, straights being put in the place of gay people, being kicked out of their homes and/or being killed because of
saintbeetle: this one goes out to all the LGBTQIA+ people who have to deal with watching straight people who have treated them like shit change their profile pictures rainbow and pretend that they’re the world’s best allies for the rest of the week
teengingacock: Follow me for more!! Do you want to see your straight friends dicks? Message me their kik and I will try to get you pics.
setbabiesonfire: impala-sonic-deductions: vivere-est-ars: every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash And every man Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people
coagulates: As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate.
paolarinaldo: the fresh channel: *shoves carrie and devin in our face* you guys WILL LIKE OUR STRAIGHTS WITH THEIR RECYCLED PLOTLINES
rmick24: Straight men cause me the most anxiety when they walk up and I have to pretend like I know how to do their weird bro handshakes. it’s too much just stop
abeeatsea: icanonlyjunkrat: bratmcnugget: danipup: locket-ship: jedihighcouncil: hardtostayaway: jedihighcouncil: Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring
daa-ze: skr0ala: dominicsellie: crrocs: people who complain about “getting too many asks” people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail” People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing Having a student
Moment of silence for the men, gay and straight, who have never had their ass eaten.
secretfemboy: I love to tease hot straight guys by sitting in this position and waiting until they start rubbing the bulge in their pants…
borntoservicestr8men: It doesn’t bother me if my straight friends just sit there. Just kneeling between their legs and them letting me blow them is more than enough for me. The image stays in my memory forever.
punkxst: p l e a s e stop sexualizing bi women please stop reducing bi women to their sexual histories please stop telling young bi girls “it’s just a phase” “you’re straight and just trying to get attention” please stop refusing to date
boobgrowth:Miranda rubbed the flax seed oil into her huge breasts, feeling their weight. She had been gaining weight steadily, but the twice daily massages was making most of the fat go straight to her tits. And she was loving it.—Shaken Not Stirred:
hobartgloryhunter: I think I should hold more BBQs for my STRAIGHT mates and see if I can suck on their SAUSAGE>
check-your-privilege-feminists: solardrift: rape-and-pillaging-the-internet: sexualremarks: whorville: Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy
ahrned: stickyfrogs: Gumby and Voigt’s secret-kissing-button is on top of their heads!(Tiny joins in too because frog reasons) Tiny a freak goin straight for the ass
If gay people can have their gay pride and shove it in everybody’s face, then I should be allowed to have my straight pride as well. Difference is, I won’t shove it in everybody’s face.
didntkillthem: wanteddead11: If gay people can have their gay pride and shove it in everybody’s face, then I should be allowed to have my straight pride as well. Difference is, I won’t shove it in everybody’s face. How do gay people shove it
discow19: ARC Amsterdam Lowlanders, the gay and straight friendly rugby team in the Netherlands present their 2016 Calendar: The Edge of Amsterdam.
ernmark: Dear god, sleepy intimacy makes me so very happy. One person sleeping with their head on the other person’s lap. Getting all drowsy-snuggly when they’re too tired to see straight. Being tucked in and kissed on the forehead before they pass
sapphixxx:Straight men are the only people who don’t want their partner to have big muscular arms and that is what makes them weak
it is terribly obnoxious to me when people screencap their own tweets and post them here. that’s fucking stupid. stop trying to get people to follow your goddamn twitter. just straight up link to your twitter. or voice your opinion here. what the fuck
cigartop: That secret place again, in NYC, where straight men can stop by on their way to or from work and be serviced with discretion.
silvercockring: That secret place in NYC where straight men can stop by on their way to or from work and be serviced with discretion. Trey servicing Dave.
ittakesalltypes: Grin and bear it, Twink Straight Boy. That’s what I tell them, anyway. Depending on how loud they groan, moan or scream, I sometimes gotta hold my hand over their mouths. THat’s not me topping — That’s Brett’s best buddy Joe.
gayguerre: (Glen) Look, straight people like us as long as we conform, we behave by their little rules. Imagine your friends, if you suddenly started getting all really political about being a fag or you got suddenly like camp and swishy or talked about
thatdunmer: micdotcom: Watch: Rachel Maddow destroys Huckabee, Cruz and Jindal for speaking at a horrifically homophobic event. I wish I could mail my fist to their faces via expedited shipping. Reminder that if you’re not a white, straight male
happythemechari: asafruca: yelnatszeroni: frogmp3: buckakke: john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture
Title: Saisinko luvan?Rating: -Pairing: -A/N: Alright so the title’s in Finnish and before anyone tries their luck with Google Translator, let me translate it for you. Basically it translates straight into “may I?”, but this particular
I love living in the south since their all “straight”, it’s quite awesome and very fun when they come back saying I want more… 🍆👅😏
thecurvature: abbyjean: Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same
autumnyte: When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to
multifandommessx: Writers: *kills all minorities* Writers: *keeps all white and straight characters alive even when their storyline is dead* Writers: it’s just the way the story took us Me:
iron-legion-cyborg: illicitmemedealer: Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy. You mean
givemeunicorns: I’m watching Tidying Up, and why did no one tell me that this sweet, delightful woman so pointedly drags straight men for complaining about the mess while not really helping their wives with like anything??? The small cock of her head
hobartgloryhunter:I love it when STRAIGHT guys get pissed and settle for a FAG sucking their dick.
nothing-rhymes-with-ianto: stephencolberts: Stephen Colbert on Oreo’s “Gay” Cookie Agenda HOW DID HE DO THIS AND KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THE WHOLE TIME. I LOST IT AT ‘LICKING THEIR CREAM OFF’.
coffeecogs: Straight from the 00’s Neon Dragon! After so much grimy Fallout art drawing Neon is a shock to the system! @coffee-and-cogs mentioned drawing their furry so decided to dust off Neon =D
bananaboomshake: Straight guy dared to kissed his friend. Seemed like it wasn’t their first time lol 2nd guys was clearly so into this and craved for more!
cigartop: That secret place in NYC, where straight men can stop by on their way to or from work and be serviced with discretion.
b-ak3d: setbabiesonfire: impala-sonic-deductions: vivere-est-ars: every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash And every man Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate
catminion: The queen continued to gloat. But the feline, still recovering from a health potion they drank before their encounter, broke free from his restraints and rammed his knee straight into her face in response. I was really struggling with figuring
teengingacock: Follow me for more!!Do you want to see your straight friends dicks? Message me their kik and I will try to get you pics.
belvnnythng: teengingacock: Follow me for more!! Do you want to see your straight friends dicks? Message me their kik and I will try to get you pics. Hot!!!
hotfacedescort: So I decided to honor Alex Minsky’s ASS since the dude is clearly more confidant about showing that off, then his cock (what is it about “straight” guys having no problem showing off their asses?). And since he’s not trying
01sentencereviews: What It’s Really Like to Work in Hollywood*(*If you’re not a straight white man.) “Here, 27 industry players reveal the stories behind the numbers — their personal experiences of not feeling seen, heard or accepted, and how
newwavefeminism: bookling-stormborn: hellyeahchandlerbing: ALL THE AWARDS TO MATTHEW PERRY when will it become the year we just completely stop letting white, straight cis men decide who deserves funding and attention for their mass media projects