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Name: Carrie How She Died: Carrie the pony’s pranks were grievousLike all ponies are, the girl was mischievousOne day she decided “I’ll go to the zoo,”“And let all the tigers loose, it’ll be cool!”Sadly for Carrie, she wasn’t that quickShe’s
screwyouandrew:I swear there’s something wrong with people who don’t like going to the zoo. If I can’t drag you to the reptile house and give you every fun fact about tomato frogs I know on a date what even is the point
bumbledeefumble:boot-sanford:snowychicken:Is this a threat?Love that george and vicky provided the updated graphic for when the zoo gave the orangutans guns that was very helpful of them
My boyfriend is taking me to the zoo tomorrow, because he’s perfect. I really hope the anteater and the sloths are out!
kidouyuuto: last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
yourejustassaneasme: yourejustassaneasme: OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED YOU GUYS
todaysbird:sometimes i think about how the last carolina parakeet and the last passenger pigeon both died, at separate times, in the same cage in the cincinnati zoo
xtoxictears: skelegun: the-late-great-abigail-quinn: leftmyarminmycoat: dictatorofbutts: I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO this made my day its so adorable This reminds me of one
did-you-kno: In Iceland, a hand-drawn map can get your mail delivered to the right address. Tourists who had visited a farm and mini zoo wanted to send a thank you postcard but forgot the address, so they drew a map of the area instead. It not only
asugarprince: dictatorofbutts: I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO day 64: I have successfully infiltrated the flock. so far they do not suspect a thing.
justbadpuns: My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo..
weaintaboutshit: yourejustassaneasme: yourejustassaneasme: OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY
tangledweave: reverseracism: look at what i found on facebook People are reblogging this and saying the scenarios are different because the other child lived. I’d be inclined to agree if people weren’t literally stating the zoo should have let
happynervosa: I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
partybarackisinthehousetonight: fun prank: take all the animals out of the zoo and replace them with animal crackers. no one will know the difference
kaijutegu: I’m at the zoo and a little girl is lovingly staring at a ground boa and whispering “hi sweetie pie” and telling it that she reads two books before bedtime is this what baby slytherins are like
nirvananews: Dave and his dream about Eddie Vedder: “My sister and I are at the zoo. We see this guy painted silver, wearing a Speedo bathing suit, with a bathing cap on—all silver—and it’s Eddie Vedder, trying to disguise himself. I walk
hellsquookie: kaijutegu:I’m at the zoo and a little girl is lovingly staring at a ground boa and whispering “hi sweetie pie” and telling it that she reads two books before bedtime is this what baby slytherins are like Yes.
naughtywife79: Some PerspectiveToday I took my youngest (she’s 3) to the zoo and Chik Fil A for a mommy/daughter date. She is my most sensitive child and had expressed earlier this week her dislike of me working and being gone so much. So today I wanted
just-shower-thoughts: If the zoo tranquilized the gorilla and the little boy was killed, there would be an uproar about how society values the lives of animals over black kids.
vampireapologist: The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel
hanaxsongs: - She tried. When she told the other Diamonds she didn’t want to go through with the Colony, they told her to finish what she started. When she told the other Diamonds when she wanted to preserve life on Earth, they created the Zoo and
we-all-eat-death: dinuguan: that is the whitest shit ever you are at the zoo and STILL asking for the manager for some shit that doesn’t need the manager
sonyaalexandrovna: the-late-great-abigail-quinn: leftmyarminmycoat: dictatorofbutts: I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO this made my day its so adorable This reminds me of one of
kaijutegu:I’m at the zoo and a little girl is lovingly staring at a ground boa and whispering “hi sweetie pie” and telling it that she reads two books before bedtime is this what baby slytherins are like
thehappyfangirl: 24-alpha-24: agentotter: doctorscienceknowsfandom: Some call me … Tim. OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the
