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followthebluebell: gears-keep-turning: Picked up a used coffee cup to throw in the trash. Heard something slide in it and nearly shat myself. I’m so sorry little miss, but I have to throw away your little house. reach into your local cup and u will
siempremasdisfruta:You help your neighbor with the trash 🗑 one day. Your car won’t start and you are locked out of your house. You knock on her door 🚪 but she does not answer despite you knowing she’s home. You peek in her window and see her
derangedraccoon: realraccoon: reasons i can relate to a raccoon:dark circles around eyes small & chubby lives in the trash and eats garbage cute but will fight you stays up all night washes hands a lot communicates solely through weird noises and
you-belong-among-wildflowers: “Growing up, a lot of my friends parents didn’t want me around their children because of my personality and the way I looked and dressed. They thought I was trash but I really was not a trashy person. It stemmed from
dontkare-n: this is my favorite scene from shingeki no kyojin because annie is challenging reiner and he gets all nervous and eren’s on the ground like
gimme-more-waffles: in-demigodishness-and-all-that: lucker-st0mpp: pinupatheart: boobscupcakesnweed: I shall reblog whenever I see this…. the amount of perfection in that paragraph makes my heart happy. I’m a Christian and I support this
shesnotagenius: itsreddqueen: kalliat: dear everyone who says he’s a good person he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile. He also spat on fans, and that whole disrespecting the flag incident. Calling him girly and gay is an insult to women
caseyanthonyofficial: When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing
thornicating: thornicating: my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies
laugh-addict: whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” i just
tmz: Tiger Woods, his current girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn, and his ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, were spotted together. Yep; ALL IN THE SAME PLACE. And no one got hit with a golf club. Full Story: Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn, & Elin Nordegren TOGETHER
neimana: [Sasuke, Shisui and Itachi]. I always wanted to draw the three of them and so I took this opportunity ;v; thank you for your requests!
seaking: westbor0baptistchurch: what if you woke up tomorrow and it was still 2013 and you had to relive the entire year?
d0nn0: alright so on the weekend i was pretty drunk and i just checked my notes to add something and found this translation: super heroes that waffle hand grenade with cherry coke snake kill olaf from frozen curtains that make music
grunge-and-r0ses: glittery-slut: nicotine-pixie-dust: Reblog this post for a chance to be featured as my June Botm and this post for a chance to be featured as one of my favorite blogs. (Promos to x,xxx dashes) Please check out the posts, I really
tatoriatots: darksideofthemeow: Never thought astronomy could be so cute. That last one makes me wanna hop into a rocket and give the moon a giant hug and feed it chocolate chip cookies with a side of warm milk omg
krisbuscus: bandsdidyoumeanlife: bandsdidyoumeanlife: If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst
poppypicklesticks: marybottybepoppinsg: Hmmm, I think I’m gonna take cuttings off my plants and seedlings and do the same!
jolly-reaper: I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.
helioscentrifuge: goldeentail: i-wonder-whats-for-dinner: xchickengirlx: clavid: Is Mario ok Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield,
au8: etteluor: au8: DOES ANYONE ELSE REALLY REALLY WANNA GO TRAVEL AND SEE PLACES LIKE COLUMBIA AUSTRALIA AND CHINA BUT CAN’T BECAUSE FLYING COSTS LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS HERE! This article might help, it’s explains exactly when the perfect time
kiki-kismet: blairwald0rk: andrewjg47: wabisabiforrobots: If I’m shopping at Target and I see this, I’m calling the cops. Seriously. I don’t care about your fucking rights, I just want to buy some dad jeans and maybe a tub of frosted animal
mcsingle: i put my headphones into the microphone jack by accident and i was like “oops wrong hole” and i laughed for 78 minutes
captainarlert: ironmanarlert: eren has distinctly sea-green eyes and they are constantly leaking they’re watery like the actual sea and i just think that’s a really fascinating symbol He might just be crying because his mom died He might just
tabloid-lover: jamietheundeadamerican: iwillmindfuckyou: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as
zooeyclairedeschanel: zooeyclairedeschanel: something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states is it just me or did cole
slenderyoungman: imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP stargazing and then falling asleep under the stars My sims did that once and one got HIT BY A FUCKING METEOR
crayonster: timeturner: bex-chan: you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it #DADDY
lmaoalien: tripleayebitch: rararachelmarie: voguedorito: every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. Give that kid a medal. This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here
xenawarriorprincess007: countsassmaster: sorchaception: “And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?” “I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans.” FLUFFY JELLYBEANS
shipsnotdrugs: so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza we had a simple request so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t
nutella-and-wifi: homo-fallen-angel: My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule. Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog
whatnycusedtobe: once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
musingsofanawkwardblackgirl: childrenmilk: kuuderekitten: givenchybackpack: might be the rawest pic I ever seen. and he got a bag of chips in his hand THIS IS SO FUCKING METAL With his dreads and his american flag shirt, this is everything You
thechanelmuse: The police in Ferguson are spraying tear gas and arresting peaceful protesters and reporters (2 reporters so far). Christina Coleman is an NBC Channel 5 news anchor from St. Louis…Son.
vardoeger: thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout: Al Jazeera America film crew after a cop literally drove up to them, dropped tear gas, and drove away. Here’s a few shots of them destroying the camera and equipement after they fled. From blatant acts
stability: you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection? I have same instinct with my take out food
unclefather: wassupstyles: What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair very polite
deviantart: “Any great warrior is also a scholar, and a poet, and an artist.” -Steven Seagal Pug Warrior by mc-the-lane
fuck-benedict-cumberbatch: so i was at the dollar store and they had these “inspirational stones” with happy words on them and i found one that really spoke to me
greelin: cyberuser: i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
ozonebabys-temple: unexplained-events: The Burning Monk- Thich Quang Duc (1963) sat down in meditation position at Saigon. He then poured gasoline all over his body and set himself alight. He maintained his calm meditative position and did not even
shevathegun: sleepybots: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? By day I’m a 280 foot weaponized robot and in bed I’ll tear off your left arm and murder your brother? is that………not what you want…………………????
bittergrapes: pom-yaoihands: ahmogar: greenekangaroo: hugtherobots: I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating.
carrotcatmd: STORY:On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. I have a โ bill and a Ū bill. I figure with the Ū bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about irritating anyone for trying to break a โ
sean-codyvevo: scorpioghoul: and when u find out just how many times this world has been threatened by alien invasions without anyone knowing Omg and I thought I was the only one who thought he got old as hell
freshprinceofthefayz: fangpants: best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out i think you need a nap satan
rapunzelie: the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life how are you all doing this how are you people making it look
princcss: the-misadventures-of-lele: psychogemini: deathtasteslikechicken: abs-gabs: SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR
tardis-mainframe: wsbuckybarnes: stylinwho: omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be
kasukasukasumisty: kasukasukasumisty: THE NERD BOY BAND IS NOW COMPLETE THEY GONNA SING YOU LOVE SONGS AND IMPROVISE ABOUT THEIR SIBLING RELATIONSHIPS Based on this and this WAIT WAIT FORGOT ABOUT REALLY IMPORTANT THING
nejisballsack: irontargaryen: escapedosmil: noelledino: deductionhunters: chocolateist: i-want-cheese: bakaandty: i-want-cheese: blogorgtfo: assbutt-in-the-garrison: Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one
hathorx-blog: GIVEAWAY!!! Today Weekly Shonen Jump number 50 came out in Japan featuring the last 2 chapters of Naruto. And guess what? I bought two copies! One for myself and one to giveaway to one of my lovely followers. So who’s interested? If you
His pledge to her: i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend
markiplite-life: I was so bored I decided to leave my room and sit watch what ever my mother was watching It was dancing with the starts and this happens Just press play! Lol M
itriedfishfingersandcustard: erensattackontitans: 12345drizzy: momtaku: In 2016, this will be animated. Just how long will it take him to button up??? So will this. Is she learning in for the kiss??? And this. Brave Armin protecting Jean. And this.
lindseybluth: i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
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victyrion: jibblyuniverse: turntechhgodhead: groupautogenics2: monarchie: Iceland where’s the fuckin ice in Greenland I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with “You know what’ll piss people
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