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hessomuchbigger: She kidded herself that she’d just fool around with Steve from sales one time and that would be it, her curiosity would be sated. But she didn’t realize how addictive cock like that can be, and curiosity turned to need, and before
Oh my god…First of all, you’re always wrong in your approach and everything else.And secondly, you don’t have friends?You little piece of shit, what about Dick? Maya? the Batcow? oh my god… i hate this kid… i hate this little
Sobbing because my babies will be taking care of other babies. And and that means that they will try to win over the child’s affection and and there will be cute mornings when the kids wake up the appas and and and feed them and dress them up and
vanitybullet: so in my spanish class the teacher sometimes puts up a sign that says “no ingles” and that means we can’t use any english that day in class and we have like the smartest kid who is class president and the teacher asked him something
victor-vondoom: so many people that i know/used to know are getting married and having kids and amazing careers and shit and here i am in my stained t-shirt and pajama bottoms, stressing out because i have too many tv shows in my netflix queue that i
merlins-earmuffs: smilelikeaknife: i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher
creamgetdamoney: Kwame from Philly. (set 2) - Philly Gigolo. Women pay him to get fucked by him. He brings them to the basement in his house, that he shares with his wifey and kids. he fucks them while wifey and the kids are away. To see set 1, click
00-13: lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better. It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually
vanitybullet:so in my spanish class the teacher sometimes puts up a sign that says “no ingles” and that means we can’t use any english that day in class and we have like the smartest kid who is class president and the teacher asked him something
terracottainn: Naked girlfriend getaways are lots of fun. For some reason, all nudist resorts cater to families and kids completely ignoring the girlfriend getaway market. And that market does NOT want to hang around noisy kids. My nudist resort, Terra
Years later the company that published these cute little kids would make a game where cuter kids blew their brains out to summon demons to kill a junkie, a gothic lolita and a nerd
thelasturinebender: Shout out to rich white kids identifying as cave creatures and mythical birds. shout out to rich white kids who think oppression is not finding a shirt big enough for them and being told by the doctors they have high blood pressure
callmeoutis: by all means call out john green on his bullshit don’t stand for one bit of it but while you’re at it don’t throw the 13 year old girls who read his books under the bus with him for crying over fictional boys and photoshopping flower
dannysw0rldofshorts:Roberts EnemaYeah, it’s true, I’m Andy, I’m 20, and that day I had to give my 16 year old kid brother an enema and this is how it happened:My 15-year-old brother Robert, a good-looking kid, slim, always trying to look tough,
tahtherednosedtrickster: drst: mhalachai: rainnecassidy: This is such a good article though The argument Pinto makes is that the story and the doll normalize 24-hour surveillance in the mind of a child, which makes them susceptible to more passively
iamnotsebastianstan:kids born in 2000 will be starting university next year and that’s a crazy concept to me bc time stopped feeling real in 2010 and kids born in 2000 are like 10 years old
when I was a kid my favorite type of dinosaur were ankylosaur at first and then it was dimetrodon (I now know they’re not dinosaurs but at the time I was unaware of that). Then I decided I could like both because they were both awesome And really,
ghostine: If you brought me to an arcade as a kid and this mother fucker was there that was it. It was mine for the rest of the night. Back off.
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.
rosesollux: I love how so many parents and teachers are still convinced that kids don’t want to go to school because they don’t like learning. It’s like no you dipshits it’s because high school environments are fucking toxic and make kids want
certain-sunshine: guatemalarita: sleepbby: everyone knows that kids w divorced parents can have a rlly tough childhood but honestly let’s take a moment and consider the kids who’s parents never got divorced yet kept fighting and arguing every day…
pain-threedaysgrace: There are a lot of posts here saying “Allow your kids to be different!” and that’s important. But the other way around, it’s important, too: Never force your kids to be different. I used to work in a kindergarten and there
brichibi: hellominako: So fucking relevant and so fucking accurate. That kids question used to happen a lot when I worked retail. Like not “do you have any kids” but “your kids must love the discounts you get.”
nickyrhodes: ‘Well, my dreams were to make the kids dance, you know? That’s the only reason I’m in this business - to make kids happy and make kids dance.’ - Johnny Thunders interview 1982 (x)
lezbilicious: I found that my new neighbour and I shared a taste in clothes, but then she let me in on a little secret that made me quite excited. She asked when John and the kids would be arriving home and we realised that we had a couple of hours…..
aquariumstuckcollect: sumire-miu submitted: Hi! I was just seeing through the blog, and see that thing of Hussie in the Au being that kid who always taps on the glass, and I just… Imagine him as Darla from Finding Nemo ;w; and that is
sighotic:wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they
sassamura: I love that both the kid and her dad went full leather jacket. That kid is probably the biggest heel in her class. Biggest heel in her class
dreadwerewolf: lokiloo: I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has
So basically my morning walk, as I I got lit, the fire we smoked, now “Finn” watch some tv , (lol Adventure Time) and Naruto Shippuden (that’s the best anime for me right now) , and my dog is sleeping and looks funny. Aha.
ne-yo: justanotherskyscraper: ne-yo: I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.” Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum ^ I’m that kid, and proud of it. If I threw
wifikings: nvxus: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s
hippieseurope: People say that the world is already in such a mess, why put more kids into this world. On the other hand, no kids means no future either, and that is just as depressive as the destruction of mother earth. Just try your best to pass on
your-anti-hero: lokiloo: I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has
shialablunt:this movie is the biggest inspiration ever since i found out it was just some college kids that made it on their own without a studio and stuff and it made millions of dollars and that stuff keeps me goin Absolute genius. That scene never
fuckyeahcertifiedgleek: To all the amazing kids who watch our show, and the kids that our show celebrates, who are constantly told no by the people in their environments, by bullies at school, that they can’t be who they are or they can’t have what
minerfromtarn: chiribomb: ithelpstodream: thebittercoffee: ithelpstodream: kid: mom, is that a boy or a girl? mom: go ahead and ask kid: *turns to me* are you a boy or a girl? me: no kid: Don’t tag this bullshit as LGBT, this is not LGBT. You are
smithnoble: doctor who meme: two quotes (½) When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much
just-shower-thoughts: As kids we think that we know nothing and that adults have all the answers. As teenagers we think that we know everything and that everyone else knows nothing. As adults we realise that no one knows anything.
I’d like to teach poor kids how to ask for help and that it’s okay to expect help but lbr I still haven’t figured that one out myself Especially in higher ed, like asking for recs? I feel like it’s a very poor kid thing to not
pandorasbox-: “I want a real love, dark skinned and Aunt Viv love, That Jada and that Will love, That leave a toothbrush at your crib love, And you ain’t gotta wonder whether that’s your kid love.”
fohk: “Got a kid? You wanna provide for that kid? You gotta do that using your skill set. And your skill set? Very unique” The Place Beyond the Pines (2012)Derek Cianfrance
str8aura-no-not-that-one:cheddar-baby:sillyfunny:Staff’s asleep post Bluey full episodeEven better, it’s the non Disney one where Bandit talks about cutting his balls off!
there was also a little bullet info that i read last night on the wiki where it said that miku and luka will be used to teach little japanese kids to speak english (when their newer english voice banks come out) and i thought that was super cute holy
jinlian: actually what bothers me abt people saying “LOL ‘KIDS’ SHOW’ YEAH RIGHT” about lok is that it implies that kids aren’t capable of absorbing and understanding more serious material. atla reached out with a bit more childish humor
