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“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”
“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”
“You can be right on my bins. And I don’t mean the ones outside.” Submitted by xxardxx.
“How about we unbutton more than just our sleeves and show each other something other than our nicotine patches?”
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse.”
“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking about Sekhmet.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.â€
As per this blog’s tradition, here is your annual Valentine’s Day video! Sorry that I’m rambly and that my camera was apparently having some focusing issues.Thanks @littlegirl-boy for sending me your questions!
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s fridge.”
hamishwatson: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: bert-and-ernie-are-gay: kluckleberry: #while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husban
HAHA GUESS WHAT THE SECOND BOOK IS (if the printer doesn’t immediately throw it down and yell NOPE) 32 pages color, smaller format, not exactly SFW but not 18 either (I left out all the really explicit ones sorry I don’t wanna have to check
oh my god i forgot how fast this printer is i only sent the red pants files out yesterday and i’ve already got proofs omg
thousandskies: SHERLOCK and JOHN in many shapes and forms! My personal favorite is them as table lamps. Part of my contribution for 7 Patch Problem Artbook. I want Lamp!Lock fanfic I demand it plz
frostirons: viridianshadow: gaywalrus: thedetectiveconsultant: He wouldn’t stop poking me. He seemed very confused. -SH HELLO I AM A TUMBLR USER AND I UNDERSTAND THE JOKE THAT IS BEING MADE HERE OH MY GOD CANNOT BREATHE BEST JOKE EVAR I’ve
And this is exactly what it’s like when Apple have a conference, or the 6 Nations are on, or the Oscars, or X Factor, or Eurovision, or Frozen, or Doctor Who or Sherlock, or whatever. Perhaps everyone should just shut the fuck up forever.
GREASERLOCK DONOVAN (and Anderson and Lestrade) BECAUSE I WANTED TO DRAW HER AS A BADASS LIKE SHE IS AND IT JUST KIND OF EVOLVED their gang is called The Yard has anyone done this already For Let’s Draw Sherlock’s Sally Challenge, squeakin
For this month’s Let’s Draw Sherlock~ I drew my favorite game, Sword and Sworcery. And since the Scythian is such an amazing lady I couldn’t swap her gender so I swapped Sherlock and made it fem!lock although the Scythian is badass so
allieinarden:In Sherlock Irene Adler is just as obsessed with outwitting Holmes as he is with outwitting her, and I feel like that’s a fundamental misreading of the source material, because in Doyle’s version Holmes happens to get in Irene’s way,
sevenpercent-stronger: What I love about this is that it’s the ‘real’ Sherlock, and while he hasn’t hidden who he really is from John in the past, this is when he’s really ADMITTING for the first time, not just telling. He’s not telling John
bottomshaw: In the middle of “Turn It Upside Down,” Sherlock offers Joan a ring. The context isn’t romantic; their conversation about Morland’s cruelty and Sherlock’s struggle with addiction is the opposite of pillow talk. But the image is
strictly-sherlock: peridexis: someone should make a version of sherlock holmes in which sherlock is completely aware that they’re in a work of fiction and instead of having to solve mysteries and bust crimes using internal clues they have to do it
sherlock-is-notonfire: timelordy-teganbreann: clamperl: mrsweasley: impracticallymonday: stravaganza: hop-in-my-van-hoppus: dumb-cupcake: buonotomatoes: clamperl: red white and blue isnt that the french flag though fixed it not this time
pyreo: not-quite-normal: So Katy and Carororo let me in on their animated Sherlock handcuff shenanigans! Poor John did not think this through. So pretty much the best thing ever I’ve never watched Sherlock but damn is this cool to look at.
For those not aware there is a new version of Sherlock Holmes. Not the Robert Downey Jr version. The BBC version. Imagine Dr. Who with less Sci-Fi and more flirting and you’re pretty much there.
superwholockfeels: obssessedwithsherlock: Sherlock forgets that sometimes John isn’t alive Lestrade-Because John Watson is gone, Sherlock. Remember we found him dead in his flat the morning you came back?Shot himself
sherlock-hannibal: Hannibal’s face tho.. :(
sherlock-hannibal: I swear this actually happened.
ughbenedict: whybenedict: ughbenedict: do you think after the fall john just carries on talking to sherlock even though sherlock is gone john probably called sherlock’s mobile every time he felt sad and lonely and left him some sad voice messages
lordkirk: can you imagine on halloween john makes sherlock open the door once for the trick or treaters and sherlock has his goggles and rubber gloves and apron on and is covered in blood and all of the kids are just like “cool costume dude!” and
lokis-army-at-221b: ewmartin: sherlike: ewmartin: what if during john’s stag, sherlock and john get so drunk that they reach a point where sherlock is like “you show me yours and i’ll show you mine” and they compare scars i thought that was
star-sapphics: star-sapphics: BBC Sherlock is the best adaption of Sherlock Holmes because it succeeded in making me despise the character of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of my life (and eternity) and made me never want to touch the stories ever again
bert-and-ernie-are-gay: kluckleberry: #while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land Interviewer: Tell us about your
sherlock-holmeless: justmeflailing: ceiphiedknight: ninjakato: edwardspoonhands: keab42: cold-neverbotheredmeanyway: ohitsjustkim: stammsternenstaub: kirkwa: And This Is Why You Shouldn’t Get Sick In America Many believe that the US healthcare
evil-bones-mccoy: homonorsegods: sherlock: homonorsegods: MARY LOOKS LIKE FEM VERSION OF JOHN AND JANINE IS LIKE FEM VERSION OF SHERLOCK WHAT THE FUCK MAN This is the post that will create a future ship. Well done my friend. Well done. LOOK LOOOK
sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins: theladyholmes: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: i-owe-you-a-tardis: cumbercolllective: I’m not actually gay. I’m just occasionally hetero-negative Do you ever get the impression that Benedict and Martin are convinced
corneliapornelia: THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTIONS BUT THE ONE MOST IMPORTANT IS WHY DOES ANDERSON LOOK LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON AND WHY IS HE IN A ROOM FILLED WITH SHERLOCK COSPLAYERS IS HE IN A SHERLOCK FANCLUB? IS HE RUNNING IT???!??! WHAT IS
darlingbenny: Countdown to s3 meme: 29 days to go!!! (2) Favourite minor male character ♥ Greg Lestrade You know, he [Sherlock] has a great deal of time and affection for Lestrade; Lestrade is a very good policeman. It’s just that Sherlock is
watsonsdick: so… Janine and Sherlock….was that awkward for everyone or just me and John? BAMF!John = orgasm GEEZZZ CAM IS CREEPY Sherlock’s dog :3 THE HOLMES! —- now, Mary… I feel so weird about her…Ok, she loves John and John loves her but
professorfangirl: violethuntress: corneliapornelia: Mary shot Sherlock for the same reason that John shot the cabbie in A Study in Pink and Sherlock shot Magnussen at the end of His Last Vow: sentiment. John is Mary’s pressure point. There is nothing
siriuus: His Last Vow vs. A Study in Pink (parallel) the mind palace staircase Sherlock climbs in HLV to get back to John is also found in A Study in Pink, a staircase that marks John and Sherlock’s first case together, and the first time Sherlock
madhatterin221b: sherlock biting in to a sugar donut and getting sugar all over his mouth and john giggles and sherlock gets all offended and demands to know why john is laughing and john just giggles some more and kisses the sugar from sherlock’s
bbcssherlock: “The relationship between Sherlock and Watson is treated beautifully; Sherlock effectively falls in love with him, but it’s so desperately unspoken.” Mark Gatiss on The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes. (x)
glitterandmetal-yt-da: mirabilelectu: I need to talk about this moment. Sherlock is terrified of Moriarty. Legitimately terrified of him. So terrified that Moriarty is literally the monster under Sherlock’s bed and the thing that keeps Sherlock up
forsciencejohn: someone challenging sherlock to do the ice bucket challenge and sherlock making a video about how silly it is and “if you want to donate just donate” and in the middle of it john just runs in and dumps icewater on him and laughs
sherlockianmaster: Imagine John and Sherlock go to Sussex for a case and Sherlock falls in love with the town and the bees outside their cabin. When it’s time for them to leave, John is walking out the door with their suitcases and when he turns around
jinglebellfic: watsonshoneybee: John kissing Sherlock’s shoulders all the time because Sherlock is tall and it’s easier to just brush a kiss on his shoulders than it is maneuver a distracted detective into a peck on the lips Sherlock kissing John’s
thefourteenthdoctor: The Adventures of Sherlock and Sherlock #4: The First Morning “Wake up, Sherlock. I made tea.” “Is it drugged… again?”
marta-sherlock: wearitcounts: #okay but my favorite thing about Sherlock is how proud of himself he is when he’s being a real shit (via johnfuckingwatson) I’m sure some day will come where this crosses my dash and I’m not compelled to reblog
billie-the-skull: Why is no one talking about the fact that when Sherlock pulls John from the fire and John opens his eyes Sherlock is completely in focus, while every time he looks at Mary, she blurs
dalektea: #I think the best bit about this #is the way John sort of stares for a second into space #as if he’s repeating that over in his head to make sure sherlock really said that #and then is just like #i mean really sherlock you’re so smart
sherlock-has-the-tardis: criminals-minds: thor-oughly-amused: hiddlesworth69: bearlywriting: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: myleisuretime: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up. They grew eyebrows too Did Agustus Gloop just
star-sapphics: BBC Sherlock is the best adaption of Sherlock Holmes because it succeeded in making me despise the character of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of my life (and eternity) and made me never want to touch the stories ever again and that’s what
the-sherlocked-avatar: itsallfinesherlock: johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: rumplestiltskin: Drunk Sherlock IS HE FUCKING SNAPPING HIS FINGERS????? YES HE IS AND I THOUGHT IT COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER