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“Dad, that man keeps giving me funny looks. What did you say to him?â€â€œWho? Oh that guy. We just got chatting, he asked me if I had children, I told him I had a grown-up daughter, and so he asked me what you were like.â€â€œAnd? What do you say
daughterlover: “Dad, that man keeps giving me funny looks. What did you say to him?” “Who? Oh that guy. We just got chatting, he asked me if I had children, I told him I had a grown-up daughter, and so he asked me what you were like.” “And?
tamakid: I got a lot of asks about this so I made a tutorial on how I was able to emulate the 80s aesthetic, please keep in mind I’m not an expert and what I put here is just what I personally did. I hope you guys like it and hope it helps go crazy
touchtouchedtouching: (early work) …Oh, another love has come and goneOh, and the years keep rushing onI remember what you told me before you went out on your own:“Sometimes to keep it together, we got to leave it alone.”So you can get
Why am I starting to feel sad for a talking printer
pussymodsgalore You’ve got the instructions, you’ve got diagrams, and you’ve got animated gif demonstrations. So what are you waiting for? Go and try it on your girl, keep working on it until you have perfected the technique and can make her
samarajournal: paulichu: adriofthedead: zzdigital: What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”“Yeah, last
incorrectsasusakuquotes: Sasuke: Have I ever told you you’ve got a lot of issues?Sakura: I’m a woman. We all have issues. It’s what keeps us interesting and you men interested.Sasuke: Oh, yeah. It’s what keeps us crazy and die younger.Sakura:
espeoradar: samarajournal: paulichu: adriofthedead: zzdigital: What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”“Yeah,
literal-ghost: fierysigma: adriofthedead: zzdigital: What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”“Yeah,
cipollakate: nickthepigeon: stealing-your-wife: espeoradar: samarajournal: paulichu: adriofthedead: zzdigital: What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
nightrhain: cipollakate: nickthepigeon: stealing-your-wife: espeoradar: samarajournal: paulichu: adriofthedead: zzdigital: What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the
ohhenryd: thatpunnyguy: snazziest: They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
haboku: everybody-keeps-scoring: seventeenthstar: procrastinationcelebration: Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there Wait, what’s that pattern on it? BOOM DEVIL’S TRAP. #JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR
Me and Nikki are freaked out, we keep thinking about the house of wax, and she told me about what she heard last night. Now I’m like “OMGGGG WHAT IF SOMEONE WAS ON THE STAIRS STARING DOWN AT US?” We got scared and she said “WHAT
dontlookatmypipe: stealing-your-wife: thecarlonethatalsowrites: espeoradar: samarajournal: paulichu: adriofthedead: zzdigital: What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all
thegrassthathidestheviper: adamusprime: What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group #narnia
ponpox: The worst part about caring is you forget that you do until what you care about is gone. No but what if Sherlock wasn’t in control? What if he missed something? And what if John got to pay for it? I wonder if Sherlock would be able to keep
gutterowl: adriofthedead: zzdigital: What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”“Yeah, last time I went
bimbo-milf: i am a worthless cunt, this is what you guys keep telling me that i am and what you told me to show. not easy when you are 45! Maybe you are and maybe you’re not, but either way you’ve got a banging body for 45. Damn!
camalilium: oh god so my dad doesnt know what Steven Universe is and me and my lil cousin were watching Keeping it Together and when we got to the part where the fusion experiment comes out he just quietly mutters a really concerned “what on earth”
tamakid: I got a lot of asks about this so I made a tutorial on how I was able to emulate the 80s aesthetic, please keep in mind I’m not an expert and what I put here is just what I personally did. I hope you guys like it and hope it helpsgo crazy
adamusprime: What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group
your-friendly-slut: I dunno why these keep being removed 😡 Sometimes I masturbate with the door wide open. I don’t know what I’d do if I got caught 😉❤️
vivvav: barbellsandbuttstuff: Me dealing with my invasive thoughts™️ Who keeps putting these mascots in this white room and to what end? That shit got real.
vvierd: im gonna open a clothing store and name it what? and when people ask where someone got their clothes they’ll keep saying what? and its gonna piss everyone off
dragonbby: adriofthedead: zzdigital: What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”“Yeah, last time I went
bad-wolf-baby: stealing-your-wife: thecarlonethatalsowrites: espeoradar: samarajournal: paulichu: adriofthedead: zzdigital: What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the
hell-to-the-nah: vvierd: im gonna open a clothing store and name it what? and when people ask where someone got their clothes they’ll keep saying what? and its gonna piss everyone off
stealing-your-wife: thecarlonethatalsowrites: espeoradar: samarajournal: paulichu: adriofthedead: zzdigital: What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like“Dude,
alessandracerise: pridefox: heymomlookimadeablog: justdailynews: Brands Keep Tweeting NSFW Comments at Netflix and It’s Shocking but Hilarious (x) Not to be a class traitor but this is actually kinda funny The sims one is what really got me.
embarrassedboys: Honey is everything ok in there? You’ve been in there a while now and I keep hearing all this groaning… that nice friend of yours you invited round for sleepover must be wondering what’s got into you…
2 thnngs:ever since I posted my gofundme for my bikram training I keep getting stupid fucking sponsored little blogs about yoga idgaf aboutand I finally got new leggings! two plain black and one greyish blue ones I am so excited I’ve been forced to
It took me 21 hours since I got my tattoo until I broke and told my ma I got a tattoo. I can’t keep a secret anymore is this what happens as you get older you just stop caring and don’t have the effort to pretend?
mandragora-juice: I got sick and almost died (not really) so I forgot to keep posting stuff here. Resolution was broken. Fun while it lasted. Everyone’s got their own ideas of the costume change and I can’t wait to see what it’ll actually be.
I just wanted to say thanks for being the absolute sweetest pea in your tags when you’ve been reblogging my drawings. Gives me all the warm fuzzies and makes me laugh. (Also your art is twice as lovely plz keep feeding this tiny lesbian SU fire.)OKAY
askthefamilyoflove: i drew a comic idk? garnet picked up some oven mitts and demanded that her mama teach her to fight i love this au keep it up omg
