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So, it was your wife’s idea to send you to a masturbatrix. Now that she has her lover’s big cock she doesn’t even want to touch your thingy. Tell me about his cock, tell me how much better than yours it is and I’ll let you come.
Your wife’s boss’ cock was harder than ever, your wife’s pussy wetter; it was the first time they were going to have sex after you got married.
Many men know, many don’t know, but this scooter was a revolution… it was very useful for women that wanted to cheat on their hubbies. VESPAThe Scooter for Women. HELPING WOMEN TO CHEAT SINCE 1946.
She told you that she fancied that two gorgeous guys. It was very easy for her to seduce them and make them burn with desire. That night they lived to pleasure your wife, to make her come, to prove their manliness to her. It wasn’t the first time,
Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This could just as
Part 4 (and likely the final installment) of men.com’s X-Men porn parody will be out this week. The special effects seem nearly non-existent this time around, but that’s not too surprising considering there are six dudes fucking on screen. That’s
jas-tham: PERSONA DOLLS Persona 4 fanart for an art book by KAMCAO (kamcao.deviantart.com/) this was the first persona i played and it was awesome! I wanted to try something different than just a fighting scene.
She felt sooooo good, and it was so thrilling to be on the lake where people could see us… that I had to make her stop, or it would have been all over. And we still had photo goals!
So I finally have an outfit in X and it was expensive as hell oh Pokemon…. How I am feeling at the moment n0h8pl0z Pic relavent also that pose he does when it comes to battle megusta
polebruises: luckycircuslady: myself..practise time! A little update on me: So yeah, earlier this week on Tuesday night, I was at the gym and it was getting really late. The gym is open till 06:00 - 22:00 but the doors will lock at 21:00 so no-one
also random sketchimagine tho, what if Rose had a secret fear that used to creep on her while least expected and Pearl was the only one who would come and comfort her
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Hope y'all are having a great day! Stay awesome, peoples.
secretshelf: The other night, I spanked Beth for ten minutes straight, and it was probably the hardest spanking I’ve ever given. Beth, of course, was unfazed. Damn can she take a spanking! (With @xoxo-beth; please do not remove credits.)
My boyfriend smothered me with a pillow and his t-shirt while occasionally slapping my pussy. It was hot as fuuuccckkkk. I think I gave him the most bombest head I have ever given him after.
dalpengi:“I like you a bit…but I’m a high school student, and you’re a King, you pretty bastard.”
depressioncomix: depressioncomix: depression comix - 248 - View Site - View Patreon Sorry, I haven’t been active very recently, I am in Canada now and it was a hectic week. But I got this update done and I am happy about it as well as the response
Just saw Ve.nom movie and it was realllllly good ✨ But I gotta say… Severely lacking in fear wetting. And there are so many opportunities with how poor Ed/die gets stuck in rough situations because of Ve.nom…. I need Ed.die/Ve.n.om Omo….. T-T
earthtogrounders: everyone-hearts-it: earthtogrounders: I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend But boys don’t get periods??? lol
nentindo: yepperoni: heyitszombii: yepperoni: love live keeps getting caught taking scenes from glee and it’s making me laugh so much >super generic panelling >super generic ‘CHARACTER LOOKS AT CAMERA’ shots yep. stealing scenes. confirmed.
jaclcfrost: bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not
minisawhent: #there has never been a scene with more sexual tension between two people who are fully clothed and one is a bloody nun
vox: Google News Lab has been tracking just how much people care about Jon Stewart’s departure from The Daily Show, an event that has loomed large over the internet’s news cycle for months. It’s no surprise which states care the most about the
breeyn:I love how David Tennant plays a full on fucking demon in Good Omens but it was actually one of his most wholesome and least evil characters.
gourmetknights: remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered
my little sister’s class had some kind of celebration sort of thing where they could watch a movie and play games (since its one of the last few days of school). My little sister brought the Steven Universe DVD and she was really excited to show her
Heyy, Zach Callison was in the Halloween episode of Fresh Off the Boat (which aired yesterday)
this guy was completely fucking us over like damn i can’t even be mad. none of my teammates could get out from the respawn point and it was kill after kill.
Just had a wonderful conversation about Locktimus smut on Skype. It was most awesome.AND NOW I AM IN WRITING MOOD AGAIN. But bed calls. Good night.
14 hours later and I have a massive hickey/bite mark on my neck. A faint handprint on my ass. And my nipples are still hurting and super sensitive. It was a good goddamn night. So much pain 🤤🤤🤤
caw-caw-mothercluckers: did-you-kno: There’s a song that’s been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and lower cortisol
katzhangwriter: imperialdalek: thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say
suualk: we went on a picnic at this bog and saw lots of bugs n birds and it was very nice
thedatingfeminist: It is an adult’s job not to date children. I don’t care how “mature” your teenage partner is. I don’t care how “careful” you are to “not be abusive”. I don’t care how much you want this relationship. I don’t
zombiozoid:can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
marchen-v-friedhof: Yata looks so happy~ In all seriousness, I really enjoyed the fight scene, short as it was. Kuroh getting to fight non-Kings is a historical event.
zerachin: dumbledorathexplora: trapped-horse: sanjl: “What? Why so?” “My intuition… rather, I can say it’s too troublesome. Or should I say I don’t want to return to a word like that again…” WHAT MOVIE IS THIS?? The movie is
callahaa: POKÉWOLF! Keeping it classic with Generation 1. I didn’t really want to include Peter, but the layout needed 8 and it was pretty fun to draw his Gastly take a beating! (right click and open in new tab for better quality)
kritterart: A Zenyatta approached me while I was busy obnoxiously murdering the ceiling as Reaper the other day. He thanked me once I finally stopped shooting and it was quiet again. Then I shot some more. He REALLY wanted me to chill out….
Don't regret the past, learn from it.
sometimes I dont deserve darfin, im sad because finally he had a weekend off and it was supposed to be nice so we were gonna go on the date that ive been waiting for but now my stupid work that never schedules me put me on all weekend + monday (his only
is it odd that I find small spaces comfortable?? like literally I fell asleep in a cage one time and darfin used to have a little corner under his desks for me with blankets and stuffed animals and it was relaxing
cummbunny: in like two weeks its 6 years of me and the darf dating and I am just realizing we have only slow danced once and it was at my sisters wedding, I just hate slow dancing and I would rather dance like an idiot with him than slowly hug in circles
Got my piercings changed and it was painful as fuck, but nice to have a friend actually be there for me this time. They’re nice and painful all over again. Yay for nips that are extremely sensitive!
today was the first time i ever used my rope from @bdsmgeekshop and it was as a makeshift leash to take a lost puppy around the neighborhood to see if we could find her ownernot what i intended, but puppies before kink
coolguyhat:Was this show even real?
delvg: I thought of Ruby and Sapphire with flower crowns and it was literally too cute NOT to draw.and it’s transparent!
l-sula-l: Loose designs for Faeverse!Ruby and Sapphire! Thanks to those who came to the stream. Today’s was particularly fun! Basic AU info for these two under the cut. Keep reading
queenmaj: queenmaj: queenmaj: pearl is a fuckign dork…“and who’s your favorite gem” hxhdhdhdhdhfh fucking NERD “balance is the key” omfg “don’t tell garnet”
I saw a post about this on my dash and it was my fav comic forever ago so I was like must try to draw them agaiN
ejbeachy:Fun Fact: Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. They don’t need you to point it out to them. They know. Please stop.
ok that was actually a good update
fanofawesomethings: Rubi didn’t know what to give Ruby so a gift card to the mall seemed like the best compromise The bestest person ever @drawendo drew my little Rubi with @shadowpiratemonkey7’s( @drawbauchery) equally tiny Ruby and it turned out
WHEW just got back from visiting the biggest casino in the worldbut it was ok
chiicharron: i watched this movie and the couple got married and their wedding dresses were cute so i wanted to draw that but this…this did not come out the way i wanted it to
I finished Yuri On Ice and I was pissed at the ending cause it wasn’t cheesy, wtf