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REALTIME UPDATE 5/8/17 at 1:00PM:Well, the picture isn’t real time, it is a week or so old, but I love how my butt and ass cleavage are looking in it. What is “realtime” is that I am sitting at my doctors office waiting to see her about my STD
dysfuncti0nalamat3urs: And when my fist isn’t enough, I just use our huge, oversized, black dildo. Does it every time! Real Couple—— Cum Follow Us!!!!
s19000: But we’re pussies, so we don’t. And soon the women lose interest in us and go looking for Real Men, and we’re left to jack off. Isn’t it good we like to jack off?
This is what you most like of being a cuckold, isn’t it? Cleaning my pussy after a real man fucked me.
fyxietime: Anything bigger isn’t canon! Except when it is!~ And yes, they’re real~ >3> The fyxie has spoken.
ribbedebie: Movie poster spoof - DK by ~Ribbedebie Nah, this isn’t real. I made it up. And those names at the top are the voice actors who provided DK, Diddy, and K. Rool’s voices, respectively, in the TV show. I just really like the voice work in
stupittmoran: Be thankful of what you have and for those who you love and those who love you but also reflect back on the past a little. We need to learn the real history of this country. It isn’t all peaches and cream folks, I’m sorry.
bjaddict: it isn’t a real blowjob until i am messy from your cum and my own saliva… unless you know we are in a public place, then i try to neat and clean, though sometimes i still go a little crazy and get messy. my walks of shame out of a dressing
tgurlswirl: dirtymikefl: bjaddict: it isn’t a real blowjob until i am messy from your cum and my own saliva… unless you know we are in a public place, then i try to neat and clean, though sometimes i still go a little crazy and get messy. my
Boob and Butt Fighting Anime Keijo Isn’t Just Misogynist, It’s Child Porn (NSFW)
fridakahloblvd:hmmmm…..there isn’t a big enough fandom for “how do we relationship” DO I NEED TO START IT MYSELF
idk why but on this hellsite bullying and being an asshole to people over stuff is apparently justified as long as it isn’t an ism of some sort, like yeah kinism or furryism or whatever ain’t a real thing but being an asshole and bullying people over
thisiseverydayracism: x09: therudecouture: ….but remember they said it isn’t “race” related 😐😒 and here’s the real kicker, the prosecutor for both cases was bob mcculloch he RECOMMENDED that charges be levied (felony assault) against
geekandmisandry:Female victim of rape: *Names her attacker and gives details about her story*Men: what the? If this story isn’t real then she could ruin his life, why publish this? It’s libel. Female victim of rape: *Keeps her attackers name secret*
matt-the-radar-techncian:positivelydetectivecomics:hilarious-nefarious:Source This is way better than straight up telling your kid “Santa isn’t real.” I never thought about it this way, and it makes me really happy
mylovesickkitten: callmemasteryoupet: My beautiful girlfriend and her new tail! So sexy! Always fun when they get their first tail, isn’t it?
johndlokcuc: My penis isn’t fitting real well in this chastity cage and it has a 3 digit combo lock which I’m trying to crack the code. I think the little guy needs to let out. Anyone have some advice?
wonderfulworldofmichaelford: blackjackgabbiani: deadddeviant: official-mugi: sinonyx: I thought that said “You will never be succed by a Snake” and it made me sad because I’m like “Thanks for reminding me Snake isn’t real and can’t
row-row-row-your-bodt: emmaxdarbyshire: What is this, who created it and why isn’t it real. SOMEONE DID THE THING
annayuma: modern!Fili
My Amistr is a real beast with 161 ASPD. Gotta think positively though - only 7 more levels to go and then I can just sit on my ass in Prontera/some other town I prefer much more over the boring-as-fuck-Prontera and whine and QQ to Ren how it isn’t
faebee: i have this idealized version of myself in my head that is content and doing what she loves and comfortable and sometimes i get so caught up in her life that it’s almost impossible to realize that she isn’t real yet. but i hope to be her someday.
gg-rain: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: I was trying to think up a good fake horror movie title (for a fic I’m writing) and I’m genuinely surprised “Helltel” isn’t a real horror movie title yet HelltelHelltel II: Revenge of the BellboyHelltel
nacseo-scrawl: Texas is underwater, California is becoming a desert, massive wind storms are ripping up the mid-west, the northeast had its worst winter in decades, and it was 100+ degrees in north Florida…in May. But climate change isn’t real.
saturdaymorning: Capitalism is so fucked up. People literally die because medicine costs too much. Money isn’t real. It stands for some arbitrary number and people literally DIE because of that number. Because they don’t have that number so they
saturdaymorning:Capitalism is so fucked up. People literally die because medicine costs too much. Money isn’t real. It stands for some arbitrary number and people literally DIE because of that number. Because they don’t have that number so they die.
justnoodlefishthings: justnoodlefishthings: justnoodlefishthings: What is a man but a sexually mature infant chimpanzee I’ve had a bunch of asks about this, so to clarify, no this isn’t a shitpost. It’s real, and it’s called neoteny. Humans
x09: therudecouture: ….but remember they said it isn’t “race” related 😐😒 and here’s the real kicker, the prosecutor for both cases was bob mcculloch he RECOMMENDED that charges be levied (felony assault) against this black officer,
destroywhiteboys: “Holy shit! This thing isn’t even hard yet and it’s already a foot long!”“Just keep stroking this big nigga dick, and you’ll finally see what a REAL man’s dick looks like, faggot!”
thetrekkiehasthephonebox: fandomcollector: electrikmoonlight: mildserendipity: WTF I LIETERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DOGS UNTIL NOW I AM 20 YEARS OLD of course it was, why would he actually sing about real dogs and why they got out No it isn’t.
blowmyblues: If you copy, it means you’re working without any real feeling. No two people on earth are alike, and it’s got to be that way in music or it isn’t music.
think-just-thoughts: sixpenceee: The Pedestal by Alexandra Reeves OMG. I researched about this and learned that nope. This beauty isn’t a physical glass or ice statue. It’s digital art. I’m awed on how the artist made it look so real.
cc-videos: itsnicholasfraser: When it’s time to wake up but your bed isn’t having it [Alarm buzzes and is turned off] Bed: Hey buddy, what’s up? Where you going? Person sleeping: Noo, why you do this? Bed: Just lay down for a little man Person:
xtrillzx: bigchiefatl: lilpicassa: muva-taught-me: lilpicassa: Bro hes not lying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 He deadass isn’t tho they never wanna leave it cause it’s “too many memories” and “it’s what they know” For real😂😂
jaclcfrost: faygofuckyourself: jaclcfrost: if magic isn’t real then how do you explain It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate no i’m pretty sure it’s
summerfinns: First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy. Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show”,
starknesskenobi: Me: pft love isn’t real it doesn’t existAlso Me: Watches pride and prejudice 2005 ending and cries, Cries while reading Jane Eyre, Heart melts when Anne and Gilbert speak, reads every Jane Austen novel and imagines myself as the
iamchimp: bumsaregreat: iamchimp: iamchimp: diakcsemege.tumblr.com This mother fucker tattooed me up! The 80% that think this is real and the 20% that are infuriated that it isn’t are superbly stupid I’ve seen this image 5 times today and this
I’ve posted this quote so many times and now it’s never been so relevant. I’ve had a hard relationship with God and what is real and what isn’t but I’ve been praying as much as I can now. I’m hoping to have a joyous
hzlegrace: First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy. Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show”,
yourownpetard: nunyabizni:Please be real Well, it’s on Reductress. So one imagines it isn’t intended to be taken seriously. Sadly.But…*gets out soapbox and stands on it*Ladies, I’d like to point out that this is not a situation that calls for
faebee: i have this idealized version of myself in my head that is content and doing what she loves and comfortable and sometimes i get so caught up in her life that it’s almost impossible to realize that she isn’t real yet. but i hope to be her
everything-is-true: fuckyeahsexanddrugs: i know this isn’t a ‘real’ submission but i can’t post it as an ask and it’s still relevant :P …wow
sagihairius: set your clocks forward an hour and then back 3 and then smash it because time isn’t real and daylight savings can eat my ass
lovequotesrus: What I’m about to describe to you isn’t a Halloween story, it’s very real… Imagine you’re sitting in your house when armed soldiers burst in. They pin you down and chop off the arms and legs of you and your family. 80,000 people
bumsaregreat: iamchimp: iamchimp: diakcsemege.tumblr.com This mother fucker tattooed me up! The 80% that think this is real and the 20% that are infuriated that it isn’t are superbly stupid I’ve seen this image 5 times today and this is the first
biomechas: i was gonna talk in depth about feelings and shit but it got too Real so all i’ve got to say is i can never come out to my family, and i am terrified of dying in a body that isn’t really mine. (they/them) happy trans day of visibility,
blakebellatuna:“The Schnee family legacy isn’t yours to leave. It’s mine, and I’ll do it as a huntress.”
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