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This is your classic Playboy / Penthouse pose and itâ€™s a little old school for me but it does show off this girlâ€™s amazing super firm natural tits, super hot body and big plump ripe looking labia. Â Raising the leg like that makes it a lot easier

I swear I’m trying to draw thingsI just literally can’t get ANY poses to work and it’s really frustrating being in a “pose rut” Not even an art blockIt’s just the posingAnd wow does it all suck ass Ugh

tom-sits-like-a-whore: Okay. But let’s talk about Thor for a second. Thor does not get enough love and (Loki forgive me) he is honestly one of the best fucking characters Marvel has. And it’s shown so simply and so beautifully right here. He is so

And now, it’s turned into a little game called, “just the tip.”I like this game, and so does she!

And it has songs by the Plain White T’s, Panic at the Disco, T.I, the Flaming Lips, and DAVID BOWIE. This is actually the greatest thing ever.

Does this work?:p

Being an adult doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing with your life but it does mean that you can eat fruit loops at 3:30 in the morning and nobody can stop you.

ok i didnt expect absolute boyfriend to follow the manga much anyway but holy fuck does she ever like idk actually grow to like him??? bc like. that was the entire point of the manga and it really just feels like zero nine is just a side character and

resadipity: lagonegirl: Does this mean it will load faster? i hope so White person 1: The “blacks” are at it again on the netflix maw what do we do?White person 2: Delete our account and stop watching your favourite shows! That’ll show em!

clawmarkrune: visionserpent: clawmarkrune: I love when you open a bottle of soda and it does that little queef I can’t wait for the day you lose your hands so you can’t post anymore. how come i can’t post with my toes, someone suckin them? I

It’s CHRISTMAS, but don’t forget to make it a MANLY Christmas!

daddysdlg: The We Vibe 4 (and 4 Plus) is a tiny but powerful little vibrator that is inserted into the pussy during sex or other penetration (ahem, masturbation…). It is designed to enhance the experience for both partners by creating vibration inside

When I’m around someone with a different accent I tend to start to talk like them and I actually have to concentrate really hard not to do it because I don’t want to offend them but sometimes I don’t even realize I’m doing it?? Does this happen

NOTICE: THIS BLOG IS MULTI-SHIP FRIENDLY. NO SHIPS INTERLACE AND IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT MY CHARACTER IS CHEATING UNLESS IT’S PLOTTED OUT BY EVERYONE IN SAID VERSE.

I made my choice a long time ago, and I’m never going to leave you.

It has, It does, And it will! This is not being cocky, this is my Karma.

owson: gaydicks420: every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to

giraffepoliceforce:vnicent:otteroftheworld:My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.how does. how does this happen.

when I blog on my phone it does this weird thing where sometimes things I reblog will get reblogged twice. But not back-to-back, it’ll reblog and then, like, an hour later it will reblog it again. Its confusing and I don’t know why it does

It was super hot today (for the area) and a lot dryer than normal and it felt so desert (still does, really, because its dark out but still so warm). I actually really love weather like that (so long as I don’t have to walk anywhere, haha). I

I apologize for sounding negative and maybe worrying people unjustly. Honestly, everything will probably work out fine. I do strive to keep my blog positive but its difficult sometimes when I’m already feeling down and stuff like this happens, I

drop it, doe eyes!

weboftime: weboftime: Blacklist dockable_video_embed with Tumblr Savior to stop video posts from autoplaying. Blacklist gif to hide all gif posts from your dash. Also blacklist png and jpg to hide all images. Blacklist embed to stop Vines.

so i got this new bb cream and fuck i’m in love.

let it be known i opened 103 loots and only got 1 genji skin

askfordoodles: When you stop petting your cat and it does the thing.

brightlotusmoon:greatmountainfloofsquatch:cipheramnesia:higglety:badcushion:frostbittenbucky:Yo this man is on god modeWhen I think of Dick and his acrobatics This is what comes to mindOh it’s easy he just throws his entire body up over his head over

codeinewarrior: this sounds like shit and it’s only a gif

pleasedontsqueezetheshhh: ianstagram: Yeah our house is on fire but have we considered giving the fire a chance and seeing what it does first before we put it out? Before we call 911 I want the wood floor to apologize for being so flammable and let

Er. So I seem to be receiving enough chain asks that I feel awkward sending them to the same bunch of people each time. It feels insincere (it isn’t; I do like you people), and considering that my social interaction on this website covers about,

pawglove: “Does this make my ass look big?” “Yes baby it does and I love it.” “Does this make my ass look big?” “Yes baby… http://bit.ly/OwKiJx

I gave my dog a fancy treat for trying to get the giant disgusting moth out of the kitchen and now all she is doing is walking around the entire house with frantic eyes, trying to find a place to bury her treat.

hypnoluv:Does it make your mind go blank? Does it make you want to obey, rub your mind away? Does it feel good to know you’re connected captivated and controlled. Does this feeling of letting go make you tingle and tingling makes you melt and melting

younopoo: This is how I think DH will end. Voldie shoots the spell into the sky, and it does this.

sluggoth: josiephin: k-kipper: btw-idk: This is what terrifies me about the ocean. the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops

theawesomeadventurer: gymleadercheren: so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is,

eridan-amporadorable: IT! DOES! NOT! MATTER! IF! YOU! ARE! JOKING! IF! SOMEONE! IS! UNCOMFORTABLE! WITH! WHAT! YOU! ARE! SAYING! THEN! HAVE! SOME! RESPECT! AND! STOP! SAYING! WHATEVER! IT! IS! YOU! ARE! SAYING!

When Lee Pace does this: Or this: OR THIS: And this: This is how I react: BUT WHEN HE DOES THIS: This is how I react:

I am so here for Lorde but I’m not even about to pretend I’m not salty that we have basically the same exact hair and it looks better on her.

I lied and did educate myself on sbarro and learned that this thing fucking slaps

Facebook is following in myspace’s footsteps. Fuck it man. I’m just staying on here and nowhere else.

lovelynobody00: kuriboss: Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD

katorade27: when you try to open a new box of cereal and it does this shitty thing

dorothy-cotton: fypblog: thymine: vaginal-erection: caffeinatedbunny: followingcaligula: caffeinatedbunny: And what does it fucking matter? And who says it’s a boy or a girl at all? Please don’t ruin a great meme with your binary gender system.

katorade27: when you try to open a new box of cereal and it does this shitty thing

I just want all of this to be worth it. I dont want to fail and I dont want to fall; came too far to lose or to come up short. At times, it does get hard and it does make me think is what I’m doing enough?? Is what I’m doing worth it?? Can

wailordead: wailordead: when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing the thing

miraruinada:He sees it. Heaven is so close to him now. For so long living in purgatory, heaven is inches away, and it is booty. Does she also have to remind you that she takes pole dancing classes ?

it used to be about 90F around this time of day and now its mid 70s and i’m VERY EXCITED

cuckoldpleasure: Can you imagine sitting with your wife and she does this. In fact she even tells you what she is about to do to this guy because she wants to share it and she knows this will turn you on. Does this turn you on? There’s no sex, but

planethate: gayspaceorb: Remember folks, islam does not represent terrorism, so if the terrorist attack was from a “muslim” extremest group, don’t go off blasting islam and muslims. If this attack makes you suddenly distrust and hate all muslims,

shyriadracnoir:How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

britneyaddiction: When you feel a moment coming on And you wonder if it’s festive… And it is

shayminsighting:clovemon:little-buggy-boy:luxraydio:cheri-berry-boy:hex-catcher-jacket:philthepegacorn:raverwolfboi:tezbravetail:transprincessvivian:fan-tump:maxthetiny:shayminsighting:absols-and-accessibility:sylph-corporation-official:We here at Sylph

squatwhore: does this angle effectively capture my improved tit definition and protein smoothie

so earlier today i was trying to take off my frickin’ bra clasp thing but it was a new bra so it was hARD TO TAKE OFF AND THEN SOMETHING STABS ME BETWEEN MY FINGERNAIL AND THUMB??? AND THEN IT BLED AND UGHhh that fucker stung

dingbatsanddweebs: Title: A (little longer than a) Week in the Life Pairing: Medusa/MC(Claire) Rating: PG13 Spoilers: Nothing major, but it does take place after Medusa’s Main Story 3 and the Special Authors Notes: I’m too gay for this snake gf

When you make a bad cup of coffee and it tastes like a weird ass cup of tea

friendlyneighbourhoodchinaman: twenlyonepilots: buzzflower: crocstitute: Fucking punch me in the face Every time I click on this and hear that first note I cry a lil Did tumblr mobile stuff up or does this actually have a million notes It’s amazing

I have been meticulously growing and caring for avocado seeds for months and one of them (finally) sprouted out the top of the seed. I took it out of the glass to clean it off and IT FELL AND BROKE which means it’s dead now. WHY does this always happen.

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