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necrophilofthefuture: necrophilofthefuture: okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number and it’s a fucking sex chatline. i called it for you guys so you
pls tell me i’m not the only person who finds himself humming “go go let’s go let’s go datekou” randomly during his daily chores bc i’ve been doing it for months and it won’t stop
bagofsocks: bestofcardsagainsthumanity: That about sums it up. It even rhymes
joyeuxniall: my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was
nirvananews: Dave and his dream about Eddie Vedder: “My sister and I are at the zoo. We see this guy painted silver, wearing a Speedo bathing suit, with a bathing cap on—all silver—and it’s Eddie Vedder, trying to disguise himself. I walk
euo: Layne Arlina makes self-portraits with her menstrual blood: “Wandering how far I can pursue the field of the unfamiliar and uncomfortable imagery, I aim to lose the fear of my natural self and feel brave enough to exploit it.”
seethroughfadedsuperjaded: violenthippie-1991: I think music is the greatest art form that exists, and I think people listen to music for different reasons, and it serves different purposes. Some of it is background music, and some of it is things that
tennants-hair: do u ever see a blue crayon and you pick it up and start colouring the sky or the sea and it’s fucking purple
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: dylanohcryin: nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK
bxbyblue: so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls she found bear grylls
kaisertheshepherd: He’s crying (not whining, crying) because I’m eating almonds and they came in a zip up resealable bag the same shape and size as his dog treats and I’m not sharing. He thinks I’m eating dog treats. And it’s really hurting
nyannerz: ok i found this picture in my folders and it reminded me that i am still searching for this long lost video and i cannot die peacefully until it is found.over two years ago, i found this weird porn video online (shut up i wasnt doing anything
abbruzzeseohyess: RANDOM DANCE
It honestly makes me so upset that I can’t go see Pearl Jam in October in Austin this year
snowmiserr: one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like
aiclan: emmeme: does anyone remember the time i spent over an hour drawing a comic on paint and it got two notes and i shut down my computer and went to bed angry which is a thing you’re never supposed to do well i found the comic and now i understand
swagking4000: there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
deanskhaleesi: You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast And it feels so good, it’s like walking on glass
bearfluff: i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
euo: xiwx: euo: Where’s that pic of the human and the like llama human and the human is feeding the llama human and he’s like “I owe you my life” and it’s in like Microsoft paint I really need it please THANK YOU
earthpiece: “I think I’d probably stayed at the rehearsal studio the night before and it had been a couple of days since I had a shower and I’ve got my old shoes on and I don’t look too great, a little grunge on my teeth or whatever. And
nirvananews: “If you throw one more shoe or one more coin, I’m gonna turn on my guitar amplifier and leave for an hour and it’s gonna be massive feedback for an hour, because when one rotten apple in the class fucks it up, the rest have to
420calum: So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a
intergalacticafro: heirapparentcosplay: “Are you sure that’s a real spell?” said the girl. “Well, it’s not very good, is it? I’ve tried a few simple spells just for practice and it’s all worked for me. Nobody in my family’s
hylianvillager: perfectiero: you know that one album that youve listened to so many times and youd defend it with your life and you can anticipate every single little note that comes after the other and you can sing along to every word and it just has
Remember when that’s so raven, hannah montana, and the suite life of zack and cody did a mashup episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you.
sincerely-steeny: galifianafuck: when you write a sentence and it rhymes why does the picture make perfect sense
thenonbinarysafespace: It’s okay to change your identity. It’s okay to discover new and different versions of yourself and it is okay to move forward and completely change your identities as they come and go and are. To be human is to be fluid, to
matthews-wifey: lucifeur: upabovetheclouds: Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago wasn’t 2007 like three years ago though??????
ughsocialjustice: ghostfiish: trainingforstarfleet: crowncorpse: stop taking pictures of teachers/coworkers/strangers you find attractive without their consent it’s creepy and gross and it’s 2014 why do i have to say this Its also a huge violation
mitunapactor: biologytextbook: when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world alternatively, being the taller person
mikel-calm-luk-astin: if you don’t think Michael Clifford is attractive, good because once you do there’s no turning back and you’re stuck in the vortex of never ending burning passion, love, and sexual desire for him and it eats you alive
wesqibbins: kinks182: stop yelling sexual things at celebrities. they’re still only human, and their fame does not make your obscenities any less ok. it’s sexual harrassment; it’s rude, it’s disrespectful, and it no doubt makes the individual
sarcastictexas: So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice. Needless to say, I noticed.
cannedviennasausage: monobeartheater: literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great
witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
norsass: norsass: you know friend memes???? like something happens between you and a friend and you bring it up occasionally and it like becomes a meme between you two??? like to others they wouldnt get it but so its like a meme for your friends???
titytwochainz: remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like
dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
yerawizardniamh: It’s the year 2083 and I start playing The Smiths in my hover car. My grandchildren will be in the back moaning ‘Granny, this band is 100 years old.’ AND IT WILL BE TRUE.
tupacabra: i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….
aspidelaps: flygex-eatin-on-softies: I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so…. mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
problackgirl: dark girls are so beautiful and it sucks bcs we literally have to try so much harder than everyone else to get a minuscule of the love and adoration we deserve. it’s like we will never ever been seen as inherently feminine and beautiful
: “When I smile at the audience, I’m not smiling because I was told that you’re supposed to smile to the audience. I smile because they’re all smiling at me, and it’s a great feeling to see all these happy people out there, and it makes
detectivanilla: percymyjackson: So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us
machete-dont-eat-ass:alexineyorksicle:lifewithanorwegianfjord:THIS GIRL AT MY SCHOOL HAS A ROLLING BACKPACK AND SHE LIKE ZOOMS DOWN THE HALLWAYS AND CUTS PEOPLE OFF AND IT IS LITERALLY A RITE OF PASSAGE TO BE TRIPPED BY THIS GIRL AND HER BACKPACK LIKE
bootybottom:bootybottom:bootybottom:Holy shit I forgot that I changed my alarm sound so this morning I woke up to “mmm whatcha say” and I laughed so hard I fell off my bedI FORGOT ABOUT THIS AGAIN AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND I SMACKED MY
chaineddeceit: So the next morning it was raining. I noticed he didn’t have a jacket and I said, “Well take this shirt at least.” I had bought it for Andy (probably the day I bought that stupid pink cowboy hat) and it looked horrible on him. Layne
calleo:i-am-a-mushroom:i-am-a-mushroom:i-am-a-mushroom: i-am-a-mushroom: My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow and it has a stripe
heart:liquidglue:heart:have you ever felt your heart beating but it was like beating at a different part of your body and it’s really weird what the helldo u mean like a pulseno I meant an inner bomb that’s ticking in your skin and counting down the
mihlayn: one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years
shialablunt:this movie is the biggest inspiration ever since i found out it was just some college kids that made it on their own without a studio and stuff and it made millions of dollars and that stuff keeps me goin
i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out
nirvananews: “This was in Seattle, 1990. He simply came off stage, sat down and cried for about half a minute. Then he was fine. He had just trashed his gear on stage, and it was simply a release of energy. It is a painful picture, but it’s about
freddiesdarling: Having a favorite band is awesome because you can go out and explore lots of other bands/artists, and then come right back to your favs and it will feel like you’re home again
intakings: when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me
mitzi-tsetse: ontopofgravity: I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference and tbh it’s
