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princeowl:ok, so i was watching the war of the coprophages episode of x files and this weird cockroach animation happens and im like what…..thinking i just hallucinated it i backtrack and YES THAT IS THERE…PART OF THE EPISODETHEN I REMEMBER THE OLD
lolopan: SO A POSSIBLE PANTY AND STOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT SOON AND IM LIKE…freaking the hell outhttps://twitter.com/GAINAX_WEST
skater110599: wizardpunk: i just got this wrong number text and was like “that can’t possible be a real name” and i googled it and was led to bobbi babalooney’s website which autoplays the single best and most ridiculous jingle i have ever
i am so hype and also cant help but to laugh because @synnesai already got me my birthday/christmas presents IN FUCKING OCTOBER and literally sent them to me already and im like HOLY SHIT and she keeps hyping me up by saying its something awesome and
I was looking back at my infinite fancams and im choking because in one of them while im screaming out to sunggyu and calling him baby the girl in front of me is taking a picture of her dad and i just cant ahaHa
L.joes very existence makes me want to roll around my bed just squealing and giggling like a loser for hours
ohgodwhatam-i-doing: I like how tumblr recommends normal/non-fetish blogs for me to follow as if I don’t just post piss all day. Ok but mood
justfujoshi: my mom is watching this tv show about a woman complaining because her husband wants to try anal sex and i’m here in the computer laughing so hard
im sorry for all the text diarrhea, i just got a lot of days off from work and im really really excited because i dont have to look at those stupid jackasses for 5 days. five days free of hillbillies chewing copenhagen like it’s going out of style.
lindsaylohoean:i hate finding a cut or bruise on my body and im like wtf? shouldn’t i of felt that? was I there when it happened?
vox: Google News Lab has been tracking just how much people care about Jon Stewart’s departure from The Daily Show, an event that has loomed large over the internet’s news cycle for months. It’s no surprise which states care the most about the
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
curseworm:consistently forget that medication that relieves minor incomveniences exists so when i have a headache or my eyes are itchy from allergies or whatever im like “oh… the suffering is endless. this human form is weak and the tiny pains do
whatever-lies-beyond-thismorning: I found this on a KH Facebook page and I’m fucking choking.
5sosmikey: sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????
whatokay: i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your
twyll: i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like aw yeah we tight we bros
why are people still reblogging that text post about me being v kinky and being like ‘ya ok cummbunny’ like yES?? MY NAME IS CUMMBUNNY AND IM KINKY WHAT DID YOU THINK
im reading this article about the top however many guys who made you like boys for the first time and IM SCREAMING. going to freak out about my list.river phoenix from stand by melegolaspeter pan (the real actor obv)aladdin which is odd bc he’s
UGH I HATE WHEN PEOPLE HURT MY FRIENDS IT MAKES MY TINY TEMPER SKYROCKET AND I WANNA JUMP ON THEM AND PUNCH THEM WITH MY LITTLE FISTS
this old friend of mine is talking to me and he’s like “you are still so happy like all of the time, how?” and im like “its not happiness just pure energy, I was filled with too much” and its v true
oh my gosh I noticed that like everything is so beautiful then they talk and im like .. do you know how to have a mouth properly or??and my asshole? oh god what is going to happen!!! but yeah im probably going to cry a few times or hide behind stuffed
precumming: im a slut for really nice pens
sometimes I see my mutuals get hate and I get so angry for them and I want to fight the jerks but then other mutuals get hate and im like oh no you’ve messed up, you’re gonna get ripped to shreds
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
my ex found my instagram (the bunny one, not my personal one) and started following me and liking my pictures AND I DONT KNOW HOW HE FOUND IT AND IM SO CONFUSED. also people are liking posts I made like two years ago with hardly any notes. neither of
do you guys know the term ‘wheeling’?? like I dont think people use it anymore except as a HAHA THROWBACK SLANG but yeah its basically the whole ‘we arent dating but we like each other and are a thing but not a serious thing’ anywho in grade
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
im v sad and I just want to cry and im not like devastated or something happened im just sad because my body says ‘you deserve to be punished bc in a few days its official that you didnt get pregnant and we hate you for it’ so im off to cry and maybe
ahhh i saw some ppl tag my nep cosplay as “ref” and even some art blogs that post all types of art references (clothing, body, animals, etc) post it there and im like blushing up a storm cause ive never considered that about myself and im
me looking at my nepeta and pounce picture that has 4999 notes and im like *whispers, get to 5k so i can put the 5k+ tag on you you little shit*
mom is cleaning my room and im like //WATCHES HER cause she is getting super close to where i hid her birthday present
i haven’t drawn anything in photoshop in 3 years and i just opened it and fiddled around in it for shits and im like ‘what the fuck am i doing how does this work what’
I know some people are actually put off cause I’m talking about TLOK so much now, I do lose some followers whenever i talk about it and its like, I’m sorry ((but not really)) for not talking about Homestuck 24/7 I definitely have not lost
meh i feel like i wasted today i was gonna do some stuff for myself today but today ended up being terrible and now i don’t feel well and im really warm and sweaty and my head hurts
my friend keeps texting me about Pokemon stuff they’re finding at Sakuracon and im like GET ME
im like 5 levels away in PRW from getting the Fairy balloon, which im p sure Sylveon is in, i need it and Goomy and then i can stop playing this thing LOL
So I work really hard at commissions to earn money so I can get things I need or want and not have to worry about my dad getting on my case and being like “you can’t get this or that cause i can’t /won’t pay for it”, i’ve also taken on the
is it bad that i get annoyed whenever i see that snapchat of “pokemon condoms” ? And everyone is like I NEED THESE CONDOMS, FUCK ME WITH THESE, etccause they’re not condoms, it was just a joke that a japanese person played on their friend and it
i still don’t understand why people reblog something to say that they hate it, and usually not the art but i mean the content of the art like the character/person or ship or whatever, like good for you do you want a gold sticker or some award for being
so what if Onion has a pet mouse and he feeds Steven’s food to it and it shows that Onion albeit creepy, has a soft sideor what if Amethyst transforms into a mouse to scurry around Onion’s home to find out what the shit is going on in there
t-ardigrades: cutebrows: adrianianam: I dunno where this narrative of CN getting mad at Sugar over putting LGBT stuff into the show and Sugar sneakily pushing it by in spite of them comes from. Like, you all know there’s not a single minute of footage
my mom is on the phone with her friend trying to explain to her how to set a profile photo on her whatsapp and its been 45 minutes and im dying
im working on several different big pictures and things rn and im super excited about them and i just feel really nice and confident about my art right now and its a really nice feeling
am i the only person who doesn’t like the “Peridot IS DEFINITELY a bottom” headcanons L-LOLi honestly see them taking turns, doing whatever they feel like at the time
inthetags: reblog and put in the tags the canon status of your otp and how it makes you feel
onepersonscrazyness: if I ever get a pic of the height difference between jen-iii and I it will be proof that we could successfully pull off cosplaying as Yang and Neo and that we need to one of these days. The height difference is perf
Thought this might make you giggle and cheer you up from those passive-aggressive comments on your art. :)
woops, my hand slipped i was bored and started drawing saph and im like “she got no chill”
uhuhuhuughguh I just haven’t been in a drawing mood lately my college semester started and im just stressin over classes ill get to drawing something later or tomorrow
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do
pomegranatescented:whats something u do stereotypical for ur sign? ill go first im a virgo and i wash the dishes by hand bc i dont trust the dishwasher
i was planning on doing a miku b-day picture but then another doodle idea slapped me in the face and its just completely dragging me towards it and im like nO I MUST,, ……..bTIRTHdAY.,,,d aaAa wow you are one foxy drawing idea
u dont know how much i appreciate seeing Luka art where she actually looks her ageor i guess i just see her as very mature? ~beautiful and regal~ if u will
and i read m/f!kamui’s support with camilla and….. its..its better than i could have imagined…
au where everything is the same except yang+blake wear the combat skirts and weiss+ruby wear combat shorts
sometimes i think i can get more into love live than i am, but then i remember n/o/zoeli is a huge thing and im like “o yeah…. never mind”
sometimes with how much i kind of dread bees becoming canon i think of what possible alternate i could handle, and since i love sun a lot i think maybe i could get behind bs. but then i actually see bs art and im like haha oh nevermind
I love giving guys head cause I swear every time I deep throat and go suck his buts and lick right on there gouch they go crazy twitching and spreading their legs like girls
