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That day, while your wife was in bed with her lover, your mother-in-law told you,“you are totally useless in bed, but it doesn’t mean you are completely useless.”dominant mother-in-law - mother-in-law’s visit - cuckold - submissive
That’s what she means
fuuei said: oh well, we’ll just have to disagree on the age thing. ^^; (very strongly on my part, i’m afraid. maybe bc i’ve seen teens capable of this even in dire/complicated situations?) not to mean i expect eren/etc to act like adults, not
Rule 63 Whatsapony is named Thatsapony and her cutie mark is an escape key. She’s still mean to Jade though.
actualmenacebuckybarnes: clvbpenguin: deadmarks: lorenzo-drums: This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. how the fuck did they film that scene they threw a radio at his face #this was the 2000s people#we
People who feel the need to flood the Fili and Kili tags with “EWWWW DON’T YOU KNOW THAT THEY’RE BROTHERS?” Yes. Yes, I do. I also don’t really think your text post is going to make me change my mind about my shipping habits,
“FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FILI AND KILI DIE” “BTW KILI DIES!” “JUST SO YOU KNOW, THE THIRD MOVIE WILL FEATURE KILI’S DEATH” wOW Thank you for letting me know, people in the Kili tag. Because we can’t like
I think one of the major points of confusion for me about making Dis a horrible person is that it’s such a waste of a great mother character. You have a lady dwarf who’s on record as existing. She has given birth to Fili and Kili, two beloved
really hot levi/hanji fanart but bandage binding :///////////////// I put it on my nsfw blog for two seconds and then I was like “wait my most popular fic in this fandom is discussion how that’s bad” so I felt too hypocritical which
things that don’t belong in a ship tag: a post about how you alternate between shipping it and feeling uncomfortable about it
I feel like the op of that post was basically saying “I don’t know enough about the subject, nor do I want to employ the reading skills necessary to judge each fic with trans* interpretations and pornography by its own merit, so I’m
reading people trying to rationalize that bizarre speech whedon gave omg “it’s a semantics argument GOSH!” “he’s bringing up important points about the movement!!!!” “YR NOT READING EVERYTHING HE SAID STOP ARGUING
ugh all my tags for the david o russell post got eaten up :( I was saying in the tag that he’s a fucking asshole, I just wish the list didn’t clump together his throwing slurs at women, comparing JLaw’s life to slavery, and molesting
fanmixes with artists you really, really like and songs you’d NEVER choose for the ship
I was trying to make a text post against people who are all TUMBLR WORSHIPS OBSCURE MINORITY GROUPS but all I could really say was GOOD YOU SHOULD BE WORSHIPPING THEM CIS PEOPLE SHOULD MAKE A THRONE THAT I CAN SIT ON AND WORK ON MY LESSON PLANS.
this fanmix was good until I heard a song that was definitely in a jewelry commercial and took me out of the moment: a story I never thought I was going to have to write
I need the I need the pregnancy test meme to go away, I just saw Caesar featured in one and got really upset, because of trans headcanon stuff
can someone please tell the m*kishim*/onod* shippers that their ship is gross and their summaries are rife with grooming?
aqua-rius: c-lassifornia: ep1c: b-o-h-o-summers: sluts-and-hipsters: OH MY GOD. THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN POSTED ON TUMBLR . This is amazing, just watch it!!! Reblogging this AGAIN i’ve never seen anything this
major-leaque: when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking
That awkward moment when you have naturally furrowed brows and pouty lips. :‘B
thefullmetaledwardelric: My Tumblr Crushes:aurum-dalseni (8%) punky-thera (7%) ltcoloneldaddy (7%) roythefirestarter (6%) luckied (4%) hawkseyeriza (4%) pikachewbites (2%) phindus (2%) thealchemistofsteel (2%) It’s Friday again! That means TUMBLR CRUSH
mean-cannibals: i’d like to dedicate a post to the Real MVP Of Antipasto:“Guy Who Semi-Discreetly Checked Out Hannibal’s Ass During The Ballroom Scene”you carpe’d the fuck outta the diem and i respect that
that-dang-hippie: Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
That person who followed you since you were a newbie and up to now, and they're still following you.
and in that moment I swear we were all Lieutenant Dan
that-stupid-tardis-sound: “stop playing uptown funk and fall out boy so much”[plays fall out boy cover of uptown funk]
and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
So when l0yalty-0ver-r0yalty and I make it official ima need the rest of you ladies to fall back.
in preparation for war: lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means...
And I know that love is mean, and love hurts.
That awkward moment when you're supposed to be cleaning your room, and you put music on and it turns into a dance party for one.
when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that
slushiebear: rippleklainebagels: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SMILE THOUGH LIKE This is the best thing ever.
major-leaque: when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it
anilarim:You’re mine, let me show you what that means.
tastefullyoffensive: It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)
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gentlefemdomwoman:A fun and totally innocent idea for when your sub is locked in chastity:Have them watch as you perform oral sex on a dildo.
How the hell do people handle having a popular post, I’ve made like ONE and all I get on my dash is just a wall of likes/reblogs oF THE SAME FUCKING TH ING
shortsista: “It’s almost as if you want to be caught, chérie…”“Don’t know what ya mean, luv!”
helltothenaw replied to your post: just finished ME3 with the extended cut DLC and… why bioware why ;A;
and i discovered yet another depressing vocaloid song
Ty to peeps that leave nice tags on my art/comics. I don’t say enough how happy it makes me ; v ;
i mean, look at my love for neru. she checks off like ¾ of those boxes. love that binch!!!
I just want someone that wants me as much as I want them for once
I wear a bra perhaps once a month or so. Only when the blouse or dress I am wearing calls for it. And by that I mean if I didn’t wear a bra you could literally see my nipples themselves. I don’t care about them being shown through the fabric.
naked-yogi: Then there is clearly a humongous difference between you and I. I rarely do sarcasm, I rarely say anything I don’t mean. I’m not going to tell someone “you’re the best at this” regardless of what it is, because I know analytically,
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