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And you can’t really be that blind… not to realize how much of a cuckold you are now. You’re adopting the role, baby—helping me with Mike’s birthday cake, brushing my hair for my date, helping me bathe like my personal assistant, bringing the
And you can’t really be that blind… not to realize how much of a cuckold you are now. You’re adopting the role, baby—helping me with Mike’s birthday cake, brushing my hair for my date, helping me bathe like my personal assistant, bringing
Are the worst of allAnd the blood’s run staleI wanna hide the truthI wanna shelter youBut with the beast insideThere’s nowhere we can hideI never did get to finish this stupid thing so here’s the very last installment of JM Week: DreamsFyi this
The Anti-Stress Pupper has just fwumped on you! Share this Anti-Stress Pupper and you will never ever ever ever have to overtime at work ever again and you can come home to your boo while he’s still awake and you’ll have plenty of time to do ~stuff~
rumeysa9711: Life can be like a butterfly. on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/43864917
There’s simply not enough aro/ace Peridot in fanart/fiction works :’)
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forestgreenlesbian: straight women’s taste in men continues to amaze me. a bi woman will show me a pic of her bf and he’ll be a nice dumbass probably with good hair and a nosering and i’m like alright valid i see a pic of a straight friend’s bf
shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
blacktionbronson replied to your post:whatevers popular watch me do the exact opposite.I’ve noticed I can’t help it, my desire to be different trumps my desire to be liked every single time.
nickmillertime replied to your post: no but the empty hole inside herc’s chest where… just imagine how truly lost he’ll be when max eventually dies and i can’t imagine the dog really has that long left to live
bloodspire: take me to frog church i worship like a frog at the sign of your church i’ll be a big frog and you can be a big church
irrreversibility: boys cry girls masturbate boys can like pink and not be gay girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian boys can like ballet girls can like video games boys can be hot without a six pack girls can be hot without a hairless body boys
neurosciencestuff: Bioengineers Create Functional 3D Brain-like Tissue Bioengineers have created three-dimensional brain-like tissue that functions like and has structural features similar to tissue in the rat brain and that can be kept alive in the
mrv3000: I still say they should have had Doctor Who’s Next Doctor. Where 20 contestant/actors have to live in a house together and do crazy shit like hit on John Barrowman for points. Judging would be a panel of ex-Doctors where David Tennant would
mcmaishwrites: sswincestiel: gambling-withdesire: superbooked: i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people
Y'know what, I’m going to be mildly disappointed if we never get a Gem based on Apatite who really loves to eator, alternatively, who hates to eat.
As I was trying to get to sleep last night I thought up a SU comic and I was like “I’m going to draw this tomorrow” but now it’s tomorrow and I can’t draw it because I’ve completely forgotten what the idea was
t1kt0k:obsessed with the line “if i can continue to be a minor nuisance to the forces of nature trying to decompose me, i’m gonna consider that a win. the wheel of time will continue to turn, and i with it, like a nail in a tire”
finalfantasythings: I remember back in the day, I was so excited to turn 17 because that meant I’d be the same age as Squall, Rinoa, Tidus, Yuna, Zell, Selphie and Irvine (and a whole slew of other favorite characters from other fandoms I follow).
ohyousillypotato: slim shady isn’t so much a person as an idea. an idea that manifests itself in the very core of our being. the real slim shady can be found in all of us. we are all the real slim shady. we must all stand up together. as one.
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: anatomical-anomaly: kastor1994: sianco: orientaltiger: Basic House by Martin Azua is a temporary house that can be folded up to fit in your pocket. Created from a metalized polyester material, when unfolded it self inflates
thegamingmuse: i could be a mature adult i could keep these dolls in their boxes and keep them on a shelf. … or… OH GOD URSULA’S TAKEN OVER GONDOR WITH THE POWER OF THE DEATHLY HALLOWS ONLY THE JEDI WARRIORS TIANA AND RAPUNZEL CAN SAVE THE DAY
gayleaf: the internet has taught me that people can be wonderful and incredible and surprising and brilliant!!! and there is no limit to the size or the obscurity of stuff people will stick up their butthole
I AM GOING TO CONFISCATE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE WRITERS AND BE LIKE, “YOU CAN HAVE THESE BACK WHEN YOU LEARN TO BE KIND TO THEM”
queenanceltic:Michaels Brain be like
matt-delancy: As long as it still can be called pizza, I’m good with anything you put on it. Great. See you in like ten minutes?
I hope my friends and I can be like Team 7… We’ve known each other for 10 years now and are going to graduate… Please let us be like team 7… Friends for 30 years +
Not enjoying this 40 degree heat 😩 it’s suppose to be hot enough that I can be naked all day, but not like this! 🥵
aphcutie: APH Poland is a very important character okay he is proof that not all socially anxious people are shy, quiet and withdrawn 24/7 like you can have social anxiety and still be one of the most outgoing talkative people ever once you warm up to
people who are talented and attractive haha more like fuck you you adorable piece of shit.
i kinda want to make a follow forever ‘cause i’ve been included in a few and it can be a thank you for hitting 2k but i’m just kind of like ehhhh.
i really want to read killing stalking because it hits almost all my fav problematic™ shit but i can’t bring myself to :((
Can I just say that my friends are absolutely amazing? We’re trying to decide where to go for my birthday dinner and one of them is just like “Also, they [Sushi Eight] play Final Fantasy music sometimes”
gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy
alleycatboy:i am normal and i can be trusted around exposed neck flesh I am normal and I can be trusted around exposed wrists, mayhaps even bare ankles
xxiwylona:Boys cry. Girls masturbate. Boys can like pink and not be gay. Girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian. Boys can like ballet. Girls can like video games. Boys can be hot without a six pack. Girls can be hot without a hairless body. Boys
korieecrisp: dirtydescent: pussylickingdicksucker: Holy shit, I wish that was my pussy come over tonight and it can be… 😜😜😜💋💋💋💦💦💦 Like this? You will see a lot like this on my tumblr page: korieecrisp! Come check it out
look at the present I got!!! it’s so pretty and cute and I can be like an anime girl haha
I could literally get a message like ‘I want to fuk your face in you bitch’ and I would reply ‘fuck*’ and people would be like HOW DARE YOU, MAYBE HE DIDNT LEARN HOW TO SPELL AS A BABY. YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS AND OFFENSIVE. like can you please
Being sick makes me angry!!!!
Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job
ebabiuk1994: I love touring with my sis especially when nobody knows we’re related and we can be like a couple !
naturalass: msubneedspank: sexysub4fun: My first female submission. Happy ASS Wednesday! Just add a little pink to those cheeks and they can be like mine. Wouaw !
i love us artists because we can be like “takes a break from art to draw art” and we totally get it
I’m just a bit saddened because HS has been a huge part of my tumblr life for almost 4 years and I met some of my closest friends through it and I also got to meet all you guys here and plus I started to use my tablet more around the time I got into
So I work really hard at commissions to earn money so I can get things I need or want and not have to worry about my dad getting on my case and being like “you can’t get this or that cause i can’t /won’t pay for it”, i’ve also taken on the
Every damn day I think to myself, oh my GOD I have to wipe off all this makeup later and then DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN TOMORROW. 😩😖
I simply can’t accept that I’ll never be able to experience what sexual pleasure can be like. It’s unbearably painful and slowly suffocating me.
i-am-mx-monster: Netflix and c….….uddle on the sofa cause it’s been a hard day and your arms feel like home.
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
I’m at the hospital right now and I can’t turn around a hall without stumbling upon a cackle of gays likeAnd I’m just standing there looking for the cafeteria…Like fine this is your turf I’m not gonna steal the good doctors
megurhythms: most days i’m luka some days i’m miku and sometimes i’m rin although i can be len sometimes i can be an idiot like kaito and i can be a little over the top like meiko but i like to be me most of all
It seems like I only draw negitoro now when I’m either stressed out or when a duet by them pops up on my youtube playlist and a little flame sparks in me (the latter happened today)
merounelorelei replied to your post “ill be 89 years old and will still be fucking bitter that hakunon…” As sad as it is male characters tend to be widely more popular in Japan with things like
since i haven’t asked in a while and my art has been sorta random recently, whats some stuff y’all would like to see more of art-wise?
From Brighter extra ch4 I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be going back and drawing more and more short scenes like this from previous chapters (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)
