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kirshctein: sousuke trying to use makoto in his revenge against haru but it is a proven fact that makoto is an angel and no one can take advantage of him like that
peace and love on planet earth
i can see noiz sending koujaku what would seem like a bad joke at but then turning it into a bad sext like. “knock knock.” “who’s there.” “eat me out.” and koujaku will probably either a, pop a boner, or b, beat the shit out of him
i can’t believe i spent 26 super sea snails and 1mill coins trying to get 3 swim speed ups on the squid-pattern waistcoat
slytheringsnake: my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?“ and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered "Maybe i need to use the sleep”
I’m having this mighty headache and My mom’s friends are so loud and my sister Friend just came in being even louder my this headache is getting worse
connorkawaii: in games with character creation do you ever just sit back and admire your work like wow i really made a hot piece of ass well done me
cutesign: The Kokonatchi is a cute desktop robot that monitors your twitter feed and notifies you of new messages by changing colors in sync with the emotion of the tweet. Kokonatchi will vibrate if it thinks the tweeter is scared, and to reply directly
subterraneanbunnypig: rewind-button-girl: Anytime someone questions my support for President Obama I’m just going to pull up my Tumblr and show them this. This is why I voted for him. He gets it.
I just finished watching Whisper of the Heart and all I can say is that it has been a while since I have connected with a character as much as I do with Shizuku. I completely understand the frustration she feels as a result of not knowing what she wants
tarotempura:aaaaaaah I ordered the 2 volumes of the vld comics that are out rn and the second volume came damaged ;n; The bookstore shipped me a new copy but they gave me an estimate of 3-6 business days for it to arrive and here we are on day 6 with
Feel really stupid that I’m smiling so much about this date on Friday Pizza, mariokart battle and Disney movies. Like it’s my ideal night and I’m fucking terrified.
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
wafflewhisperings: retiredjesus:when u facetime ur ps4 so u can play and take a bath at the same time This is my favorite picture ever tbh
I think I’m gonna start doing raw til four! My favorite part about raw vegan meals is that I can make a 6 banana smoothie and eat crap tons of watermelon but still feel fresh
Who wants to buy a round trip ticket to Cali so I can go smoke with theblackestberryblog?
sararye: todd76: While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” he replied and continued
If anyone wants to talk, im awake and drinking because I didn’t realize I was dating another guy who doesnt give a flying fuck that I give 150% more to this relationship than he does.
askjongtae: Club au Jonghyun. Jonghyun works at a swanky, private club downtown, singing smooth jazz and wooing the audience because he likes singing and he likes skirts. These are a few of his choice holiday hits, Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt A Song For
can-s-passion: Miles Johnston, deity of alchemydeity of demonsdeity of space and timedeity of souls //
bogleech: Instant classicWendell and Wild is out now on Netflix or if you don’t have Netflix find some other way to watch it. It’s the first Henry Selick movie since Coraline and the first Henry Selick movie with an original story he helped craft,
story-kat:This is the third episode of Gangsta. I’ve got to say I am so fricken’ impressed with how they handle Nicolas’s voice. I know deaf people who can talk, they are spot on with how it sounds. It’s just awesome to see that they took the
Can someone please call me baby and kiss me all night long?
We've been having people come in all week for interviews and a tall blonde guy with dreads comes in for one and as my eyes light up he was for the company next door. Ughhhhhh.
and after 15+ years of existence, my parents still don’t get that i will eventually do what i want in life and they can’t stop me.
Can someone please explain chicken and waffles to me?
proakela: The concert and the audience… Okay but can we please just appreciate how fucking BEAUTIFUL this piece is? @fairyneko for you cause kitties.
sonicbandicoot: aaliyah1979-2001: valiantparadox: My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us WHO DID THIS I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME bandsrlife
Can We Tell How Canadian You Are From How You Speak?
nsfwjynx: tmedia: dirtyberd: Thanks !!!! You know, one can report a tumblr user to support@tumblr.com for ToS and Community Guideline violations if that user is spamming on their pics. It’s pretty effective. Which is why a certain blog is no longer
regardsbree replied to your post: regardsbree replied to your post: my first time… lmfao, truuu I can only relieve my irritation through pretending to beat his ass every time he texts me.
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I did a little shriek when i saw the Intruder II commercial on toonami, i remember when that shit first happened and my 11 year old self watching it and being totally captivated
can you tell the only reason im excited for upd8s is cause i have hope Nepeta will be back LMAO
can anyone beat 4′10″ for shortest and 6′4″ for tallest
Every damn day I think to myself, oh my GOD I have to wipe off all this makeup later and then DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN TOMORROW. 😩😖
Yes, being tipsy till 4am is never a good thing when only tumblr and talking to my bestie's bf on Skype are the only thing to keep me occupied.
Can someone please tell me they’ve already finished Nico’s route too so I don’t feel like the only obsessive one because I finished it yesterday and I’m just sitting here
commandertheory: Instant Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker Seems like a new staple for decks with black and red in their color identity.
and as a reminder the tumblr messenger thing doesn’t work for me. Since it just went up to 52 outta nowhere and I can’t answer em.
i-am-mx-monster: Netflix and c….….uddle on the sofa cause it’s been a hard day and your arms feel like home.
fiberglassbunny:sometimes all you can do is lay under 3 large blankets while holding onto a stuffed animal
And I’ve lost who I am, and I can’t understand why my heart is so broken, rejecting your love. Love without, love gone wrong, lifeless words carry on. But I know, all I know, is that the end’s beginning. Who I am from the start, take
And I've lost who I am, and I can't understand why my heart is so broken, rejecting your love, love without, love gone wrong, lifeless words carry on. But I know, all I know, is that the end's beginning. Who I am from the start, take me home to my heart.
saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
bettiefatal: buckobarns: This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune. THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!! I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME
johnandkatpluseight: yooooo it’s not as cute as what you drew, and I’ve got no Jake, but I based my cosplay off that one two panel comic thingy you made ;u; well also that dumb meme but w/e i got the idea from you and that’s all that matters
ok let me address a few things inbefore I get more people “warning me”“first off don’t bother informing me of groups of people hating of me I honestly don’t care, if they want to be assholes? so be it!they want to send me death threats (but
guys if you want to show me something, please tag me in the first 5 tags, don’t use the mention system! I miss out on those 99% of the times
Can you move, honey? Did I tie you up good enough on the bed? Good. Of course, you realized that I removed your chastity cage and replaced it with a cock-vibrator. Maybe you are thinking now things like “Oh my god, she is letting me cum today”
thinking about making another little gif with fshep and liara but doing what? ahaha so if anyone wants to make a suggestion that would be helpful yes ;u;
and i just noticed how miku and luka’s bangs actually look: how i usually draw their bangs:
[spends most of day working on big art project and finishes] ahh, now to reward myself by drawing other shit
It seems like I only draw negitoro now when I’m either stressed out or when a duet by them pops up on my youtube playlist and a little flame sparks in me (the latter happened today)
its incredible how untagged notp art can make me go from “calm, chillin out” to “im going to find a cinder-block and rip in half”^ v ^
and oooooold mono comic i found today while browsing thru some folders fdfhdshdghfghfd
houseofdarker: This comingTuesday the 18th is Tableaux at Lot 45 and July’s theme is pony play! How FANTASTIC is pony play? Come check it out. Show pony Mollena Lee Williams-Haas and her owner Georg Friedrich Haas will give us a glimpse into the
praxis89: “They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can
skindeeptales:Double mastectomy floral tattoo“The response to this piece is incredible. Tattooing is a beautiful and absolutely viable option for concealing or altering scars. When coupled with an artist you’ve researched and feel connected to…
