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berandomness:I got paid today, and I did my chores, which means I deserve a treat, not weed reward, but perhaps a burger, the joys of being sober means I can go for a drift, i mean drive, im a law obeying citizen, in the fresh snow, woohoo, the joys,
iammegadaddyissues: i can feel the bright light of the morning sun through my closed eyelids. i’m reluctant to open them, uncertain what the sobering light of day will reveal about my host and myself. Judging by the way i feel i imagine i must look
kyttenjanae: wen u come home and u gotta act sober
bucknpunk: infinity-on-dru: One of my friends wrote a sober note to his drunk self and his drunk self wrote back Is your friend Steve Rogers?
weepycat: weepycat: I’m too sober for this *grabs another juicy juice* i made this post when i was 14 and i want all of you to know i have graduated from juice boxes to wine boxes. thanks for supporting me
Man, I’m worried about myself. Almost any time I have the chance to not be sober, I think, do I wanna change that??? And like.. the answer is no sometimes, especially if I’ve been hitting it too hard but sometimes– only sometimes someone will
humansofnewyork: “Honestly, I liked her more when she was drinking. She was a very high-functioning alcoholic. She was spontaneous. We’d do unplanned, crazy shit like drive to the ocean and look at whales. But once she got sober, all of that went
notmydate: I absolutely adore John and Sherlock’s reactions in this scene, because they are the opposite of how they would behave if they were sober. In response to the client speculating that her date wasn’t as keen as she was, John gives a not
coriesella: My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write
coriesella:My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it
magicaleaf: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 the best thing ive ever seen
cravehiminallways212: Indeed…💋 Without question…. And I never want to be sober ever again….❤️
Addicted to everything about you. I am intoxicated by your love and I never wish to be sober again❤️
cravehiminallways212: Smh. Oh, you are…❤️ And I don’t ever want to be sober again…❤️
slow-wet-deep-kisses: 💜 And I have no desire to ever be sober again…..💋
lulz-time: primsore: And now we have come full circle. Christ OMFG!!! hilarious! :D Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard I was too sober for this post!
wasteywhiskey: Cause I said I would tonight, here have a new buttpic, before I sober up and think it’s a stupid idea. HAHAHAHA. (it’s not really new, it’s an oldie, newly posted)
vicemag: A 20-Year-Old Went to Rehab and Came Home in a Body Bag Ted Jacques enrolled his son, Brandon, in what he thought was the “best treatment center money could buy”—A Sober Way Home in Prescott, Arizona—in February 2011, not long after
eatthisrosebud: I was sober and productive today. I altered this shirt.
I’m finally HOMEEEEEEE ^O^ and sobering up
cause-2nd-sucks: Sober and Soulless - The Plot in You
london-bi: See me staring at your skin, I’m sober and waiting for your finger.
bongrips-piercednips: cheeky—kitty: And now that’s it over I’ll never be sober, I couldn’t believe. But now I’m so high.
infinity-on-dru: One of my friends wrote a sober note to his drunk self and his drunk self wrote back
megandmrbig: That moment when you don’t want a drink but then you start to feel so shitty about stuff because other people need a drink that you pour yourself a glass of wine. Don’t be so stupid meg! We fuck and play sober all the time, is it
ultrafacts:Wakefield was a notorious drunkard, and it was thought that by locking him in a room, it would keep him sober so he could vote with the government. When the Opposition heard of this, members lowered opened bottles of whiskey down the chimney
zodiacbaby:*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
zodiacbaby: *talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
Remember the night I was drinking jack straight from the bottle, crying out my feelings to you, while you cradled like an infant, sober and kissing away my tears?
la-diablareina: la-diablareina: la-diablareina: la-diablareina: la-diablareina: la-diablareina: Remember the night I was drinking jack straight from the bottle, crying out my feelings to you, while you cradled like an infant, sober and kissing away
lipstick-and-bongriiiips: I’ll never be sober
dragonsandcatporn: sagaciouscejai: mamasam: Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka. Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked. but when the party needed him most, he got sober. and everything changed when the stoner nation
chokeemedaddy: And now that its over, i’ll never be sober
use-internet-in-moderation: vaginafor1000alex: kennyboss: mszashley: all 4 of 4 lil waynes baby mommas You can tell who he fucked while he was sober and who he fucked while wasted as hell i thought he had an asian baby mama also though… Not
nofoodnolove: Ashley and I :c OH MY FUCKING GOD. I always looked fucked up when I’m sober. LMAOOOOOOO at our faces in the second picture though. omfg. #raverproblems
I’m sad and I don’t want to be home tonight or sober. I’m tired of feeling.
So my boyfriend’s aunt just told me, that me and him should have babies……………. I’m too sober for this shit….
billymonday: The Dispensary (2015)Apparently they’ve a machine up in Iceland which dispenses nude models. Convenient.A word about Mila, the model being dispensed here: we’ve worked together for many years and I’ve found her to be honest, sober
newyorker: “It’s sobering to think that in just a few weeks Derek Jeter won’t be doing any of this anymore, and will be reduced to picturing himself in action, just the way the rest of us do,” Roger Angell writes. (Accompanied by next week’s
week 5. weirdest week thus far. birthday. random talks. sober weekend. good things happen when you realize they’re actually happening, yeah? drunk shopping and ended up with clothes that i have to turn into a costume or else i don’t know
xandera: Being a socially awkward adult in real life is hard. I have like 4 friends and have no idea how to make anymore while being sober.
jenniferlawurence: “He asked me if I was on mushrooms, and I was like, ‘No. I’m dead sober. This is just me.’"
When drunk you finds the treats and snacks sober you stocked up on for this exact moment
It's nights like these when I shake my head and ask myself why the fuck I'm still sober.
spiritual-loneliness: sober and unkissed
lawoflux: red-r0ses: find someone who makes you feel drunk when you’re sober - rosy/luxe blog luxury, glam, rosy and i follow back all similars🌸💅🏼
rabbidrabit: its-kicking-in: stasimob: your-smoking-neighbor: bluntafterblunts: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 this is how everything looks on acid, i swear That
simplydalektable: You should date someone who supports you and wants you to succeed, like a sober companion. Date someone who knows your sordid past but doesn’t walk away. Date someone who is willing to meet your parents, even when you tell them it’s
02:36, completely gone from my state of being. I miss my man and I wish he was here to make me feel better in my sober state after a ridiculous week.
