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onlylolgifs: when you come home and try to act sober
just-shower-thoughts: What if we all are actually high off of oxygen, and smoking weed just makes us sober?
coriesella: My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write
rabbidrabit: its-kicking-in: stasimob: your-smoking-neighbor: bluntafterblunts: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 this is how everything looks on acid, i swear That
sketchysecchiscribbles:It always amazes me how quickly I forget that I’m the disposable friend and trick myself into thinking it might be otherwise this time. I suppose I bring it on myself. It’s very sobering to watch even those who claimed it would
destinigga: kimberslay: me when im sober at the function and all my friends are turnt kim really does not know what to do with herself
coriesella:My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it
polaroidplumber: Education with @Stephkegels. I’m the most awkward alcoholic walkin with chics numbers in my backpocket when I sober up and become boring.
dyllard: 1 month sober on Saturday and finally starting to see some results from the gym paying off.
dyllard:6 months sober and feeling more “me” than ever before. Never give up. If you’re in a tough place, know that it will pass. It gets better. It really does. It all starts with you.
dyllard:1 year sober and counting. The journey is just beginning.
selfindulgentscribbling: What do you mean Nooroo’s recharge food can’t be red wine? Have you seen what he has to deal with on a daily basis? He’s not doing that sober. I mean… #savenooroo2k16 In totally other unrelated news, I heard wine and
nikareeashlee: Lmfao , just a little fun with my sisters 😂 ( and this is when I’m sober 💁🏽 ]
vicvondoombwhahaha: rangerdeon: vicvondoombwhahaha: rangerdeon: vicvondoombwhahaha: Guys let’s chat? :T it’s saturday night and I’ve got nothing fun to do nor do I have money for vodka That’s a crime. being this sober for 3 months is indeed
I made it home safe. No spoopy happenings, no monstrous human beings, nothing. But now I’m sweating, sober, and suffering from toothache!
sleepinsidemysoul: sleepinsidemysoul:“I don’t want a rainbow… Rainbows have too many colors and none of them receive the appreciation they deserve… I’d prefer a fading red or a striking golden, a shimmery silver or a sober blue… Ruling
valeriemperez: I’ve been sober for a year. And I know that doesn’t erase the things that I did.
fire-onthe-mountain: rabbidrabit: its-kicking-in: stasimob: your-smoking-neighbor: bluntafterblunts: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 this is how everything looks on
itsallgoodtogo: A little tequila and my mom loses what few inhibitions she has when she’s sober.
marsincharge: I’m so drunk but I’m making this post bc I don’t want sober me to forget that my Uber driver just told me about his kidney stones and the time he pissed blood bc he refused to drink water. LIKE YO MY GUY DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER LMAOOO
submissivefeminist: love-and-bdsm: submissivefeminist: notandymckenna: submissivefeminist: You can do better, Tumblr. #YESALLWOMEN xx SF Mine is roughly 7,852 days (21.5 years). Sobering comparison. Would recommend other men try it. Thank
mature-creature:http://mature-creature.tumblr.com/ now about to pull mothers panties to one side and tongue her out before pumping her full of my cum she never says anything when she sobers up
just-shower-thoughts: Sober or not, if a cop ever stops me and tells me to recite the alphabet backwards, I’m gonna put myself in the backseat of his car.
Played Destiny with friends for a couple hours while drinking a can of grapefruit cider. Not the best choice since I am too drunk to keep playing and I’m not sober enough to write fic.Curses.
iVoyeur It’s how I write and follow the golden rule, “write drunk edit sober”….
kill-whitepeople: methproblem: drunk driving isnt even that bad as long as u know your limits and you still arent seeing double. i never drive sober fuck that i’m always atleast stoned
cobra-23: Time for lots of DUIs and other party related calls.Please don’t drive drunk. Just take a cab or have a sober friend drive.
mas0n-jars: coriesella:My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he
computerbaby:coriesella:My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he
browsedankmemes: Drunk AND Sober via /r/memes http://ift.tt/2xh1tqX
aabbiidd: “Everyone, sober or drunk,seeks the beloved.Every place, be it mosqueor synagogue, is the houseof love.” -HafezJamia Masjid Ghausia.Multan, Pakistan. (Instagram: aabbiidd) The quote and picture are so so beautiful wow
I hate being the sober one at a party. Not because I want to drink. I actually don’t want to drink. But it turns me into the “mom friend” and I have zero patience for drunk people. Especially drunken people who try to push me. I hope
ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: I hate being the sober one at a party. Not because I want to drink. I actually don’t want to drink. But it turns me into the “mom friend” and I have zero patience for drunk people. Especially drunken people
incestdreams: Ok, we both had too much to drink that night… but nobody knew we were sisters… and we ended up doing it all again later, sober.
piercingsandink: Besides tripping in my heels and my titty saying hello to the world I felt like an absolute babe tonight 😘 Sadly I was 100% sober. IG: grimwytch
taboofuckfantasy: Me and sis were so drunk that night but I know we both knew what we were doing. Still, how to I ask her sober if we can do it again?
fr0fection: somewhere between i’m sober and i’m lifted
zanabism: all these men want casual no strings attached relationships then wonder why they keep slipping into pits of like sorrow and intermittent depression in the moments they’re too sober. Like when all you’ve done is compartmentalize affection
amyleemcg: I’m laying in a bath tub at 2am sobering up and trying to comprehend everything that’s happening to me. Fuck I wish I had someone to talk to right now. Try watching some documentary movies.
lifestyleoftheunemployed: There’s a life outside our small existence that will sober, surprise and delight you Lifestyle of the Unemployed
stability:drunk me thought this picture would be funny and sober me agrees
battle-goblin: Because I’m not sober and this seems appropriate.
cozed: shout out to all the boys and girls like me who sit home alone blogging sober on new years eve
cheatingonaloser: “Don’t worry bro, I’ll drive her home safe. Sober up and I’ll see you tomorrow.” This has happened so many times with my boyfriend’s friends :)
buttonpoetry: Sierra Demulder - “Werewolf” “An alcoholic is always an alcoholic, and sober is just another word for thirsty.” Sierra DeMulder has recently been awarded a VERVE Grant, by Intermedia Arts, to create a website that hosts a weekly
infinity-on-dru: One of my friends wrote a sober note to his drunk self and his drunk self wrote back
scarecrowomen:emi1y:we need more spaces for horny people who are sober thats why im opening a slutty gay cafe. its even more sexual than gay bars and also we will serve paninis.panenis lol
I got paid today, and I did my chores, which means I deserve a treat, not weed reward, but perhaps a burger, the joys of being sober means I can go for a drift, i mean drive, im a law obeying citizen, in the fresh snow, woohoo, the joys, the pleasures
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