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vindictiveimages: Maybe @undeux and I can shoot when I’m actually sober one night. I would say “me too” but let’s be honest here, it’s Vegas, baby!
Forearm stinger.
Are you ok?
Entirely dedicated to thedrewpub
Sod off grainy papers. You don’t have space in my heart.
Sat in like an asshole ☺️
Medusa.
Flower power
“Don’t fuck with me” kind of clipper.
ouieer: I should do more dragons as well.
ouieer: My art is blessed by my cat’s ass.
ouieer: Cheeky Lucifer on progress
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To everyone.
daughterlover: daughterlover: “Dad! Mom said you had to stop coming home drunk and fucking me like this!” “Don’t worry sweetie - I’m completely sober this time. I wouldn’t want to upset your mother!” Over 1000 notes!
Waking up sober and wanting to cry. I couldn’t stop thinking of this part last night.
hellosweetease: #And I forgot I drew this… What if drunk!you leaves sober!you drawn things on your blog for you to be pleasantly surprised by later one day when you’re browsing one of your art tags? I’m just saying it would be mighty sweet of
dragonsandcatporn: sagaciouscejai: mamasam: Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka. Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked. but when the party needed him most, he got sober. and everything changed when the stoner nation
Get them bottles poppin, we get that drip and that drop, now give me 2 more bottles cuz you know it don’t stop . Hell Yeaa, drink it up, drink-drink it up,when sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin
lowselfesteemwife:Your charming little wife let her hair down at the wrap party at the tax seminar so we did the right thing and took her back to our hotel apartment until she sobered up
Oh, dear. Looks like Dora had another rough night, kids. Poor lil’ explorer. ~Bunny
humansofnewyork: “My dad was just a working class Irish dude. He drank himself to death when I was fifteen, but he was a good dad when he was sober. I remember him taking me to a gay wedding on Christopher Street to teach me tolerance. And that
degradesluts:Follow for more rough, degrading porn. When the wife goes out with the “girls” and comes home the only sober one, hehehe
cheatersandcucks: You knew how your husband felt about his coworker so you suggested having her over for some drinks. Staying mostly sober, you watched the two of them get drunk and start making out right there in front of you. You didn’t say anything
I want to do something crazy fun. Wild and spontaneous. Not stupid, no regrets. Just nice, sober, memories that last a lifetime fun!
blackoldrough: When a sober top meets with a drunk, drug fucked little bottom. Breeds him all night and dumps him on the street.
Drunken Teen Orgies is a site where stunning girls who are only just old enough legally drink alcohol end up getting rather tipsy and doing things that they probably would never do if they were sober. What would their moms say if they saw them like this?!
You’re sure about this? You could have so much more. Like I said, I’ve had a crush on you since we were sophomores, and it took a while, but I’m finally sober enough to know what I’m doing but tipsy enough to admit it. I’ve been waiting for
Now that I’m sober, I realize how much I say “OK” when I’m drunk, wow. Also, I received 50 asks last night alone when I was drunk?! I can’t possibly answer them all? Sorry peeps. And like… I’ll delete a couple of the ones I’ve
Fanfiction R&R: “Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons” Sober Rant (Ch. 74)You, BASTARD!! You made everything work!—Support Madhog on Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/MadhogMadhog and Team Yume: http://www.teamyume.tumblr.comMadhog&rsqu
zanabism: all these men want casual no strings attached relationships then wonder why they keep slipping into pits of like sorrow and intermittent depression in the moments they’re too sober. Like when all you’ve done is compartmentalize affection
littlestfawnprince: Full offense but if you feel like you have to persuade someone to have sex with you I’m pretty god damn sure they don’t want it and you need to stop because that is not consent. Consent is a sober, non-pressured, non-forced “yes”
r0xx0rz: stanleykubricky: chromestainedsmile: How college actually works. Love u and c u Monday this looks like something i would send sober lmao
aigoo-infinite:Is there even a difference between drunk and sober INFINITE?
Thanks bruh!! I’m feel decent on sober-ness And decent on bladder so I’ll probably take another!… shot #5 going in!
I watched this show for the first time this morning, sober and by my own accord. (A girl made me watch it when I was drunk once). It’s pretty great. I find it hard to concentrate on cartoons but I'ma give it a try.
pyjamaviolets: when you try and improve yourself but you’re still the same 2 days sober. When I wanna drink, I just cook or buy food. New strategy.
thegrunginator: The IMDB fan ratings for Ghostbusters 2016 are sobering. The movie is actually a pile of crap tho and no biased folks on either side are gonna change my mind on that lol
postracialcomments:postracialcomments-deactivated2:Since 2000, nearly 600 people, many of them young black and Latino men, have been killed by Los Angeles law enforcement officers.That’s according to a sobering new report from the Los Angeles Youth
Hahahahahaha oh no I sent Dean the middle finger captioned “u r a fuckboy” hahahahaha I’m not sober and it’s 1 am
socialistexan: neuroticpantomime: opabinia-regalis: gaypussyretard: trilllizard666: czechs-and-holdings: whiskey-gunpowder: wtf “You can’t deprogram them.” So just, allow a sober person to keep the dog? This is the police trying to make
friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt: trilllizard666: czechs-and-holdings: whiskey-gunpowder: wtf “You can’t deprogram them.” So just, allow a sober person to keep the dog? This is the police trying to make people panic about legalization. IF YOU
kyttenjanae: wen u come home and u gotta act sober
bentoverbros: jarheadtamer: We’ll talk about this Three or None when you’re sober and in Bravos instead of silkies. Trio
zodiacbaby: *talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation Always..
OK, now that hopefully everybody has cooled off their misdirected anger, sobered up their drunken weekend and the adrenaline of the event has burned out, let’s clarify certain things shall we? Alright, then. First, to everybody blaming the UFC about
i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke. esoecially when they seem reasonably sober while im 5 bourbon and bitters into being conpletely shitfaced. i thnk when ppl see you drink alone they have to say somethjng?
ask-teacher-cheerilee: sober-berry-punch: ask-teacher-cheerilee: leanonberger: “I can be kawaii, too!” Cheerilee stahp ; A; <3 (doodling in SAI and this came out) Tee-Hee! But I’m the most kawaii uguuu Pinchy can learn so much from
berrypunchreplies: Heh, and you think I’m flirty SOBER… Oh myyyyy~! X3
dogfluid: crackervolley: puwalexicon: Skoon gets drunk and becomes a typical faggot.jpg anecdotal piece I can confirm this is them sober too. XD Wow Skoon X3
please stay clean and sober Zac!
Sad horny and sober
demigirlmaki: I forgot to upload our date night pics culminating with us wandering around a 24hr rite aide at ass o'clock and me drunkenly putting on Donnie’s black lipstick as I try to sober up for our 2min drive home
historical-nonfiction: Otto Dix served twice on the front lines of World War I. His art is a sober reminder, during the centennial celebrations of the war, of the 16 million men and countless non-combatants who died fightings that most pointless war.
