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“Dad! Mom said you had to stop coming home drunk and fucking me like this!â€â€œDon’t worry sweetie - I’m completely sober this time. I wouldn’t want to upset your mother!â€
Let me shower & sober up first… I’m hangover and I don’t remember anything ðŸ»ðŸºðŸ·ðŸ¸
Pro Tip: If you wake up on Saturday morning in a strange house and discover that the man you went home drunk with last night is better than most of the guys you pick up sober, make sure to mkae it known that you will “put out” again before
“What… I just asked the if they’d help me get out of these laced up heels. You know how hard they are to remove when I’m sober… and I’m preeeeetty tipsy right now, so I need their help. Isn’t there a game
daughterlover: “Dad! Mom said you had to stop coming home drunk and fucking me like this!” “Don’t worry sweetie - I’m completely sober this time. I wouldn’t want to upset your mother!” Over 1000 notes!
When your wife sobered up after ladies night out she didn’t know why her hair was so messed up and sticky… Or why her pussy was sore.
nightdiver1: This was meant to be the fate for white girls reality is so sobering now isn’t it . White hungry slits for BLACL DICK . Happy content and owned
shalrath: “recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up
la-diablareina: Remember the night I was drinking jack straight from the bottle, crying out my feelings to you, while you cradled like an infant, sober and kissing away my tears? And then you drove me home, called me the next morning to check on me.
la-diablareina: la-diablareina: Remember the night I was drinking jack straight from the bottle, crying out my feelings to you, while you cradled like an infant, sober and kissing away my tears? And then you drove me home, called me the next morning
la-diablareina: la-diablareina: la-diablareina: Remember the night I was drinking jack straight from the bottle, crying out my feelings to you, while you cradled like an infant, sober and kissing away my tears? And then you drove me home, called me
la-diablareina: la-diablareina: la-diablareina: la-diablareina: Remember the night I was drinking jack straight from the bottle, crying out my feelings to you, while you cradled like an infant, sober and kissing away my tears? And then you drove
la-diablareina: la-diablareina: la-diablareina: la-diablareina: la-diablareina: Remember the night I was drinking jack straight from the bottle, crying out my feelings to you, while you cradled like an infant, sober and kissing away my tears? And
hittings: “Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003)
hittings:“Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003)
“Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003)
thetimelordwithnoname: shalrath: “recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up i think that’s the whole point.
aminaabramovic: but ya don’t do hard party drugs kids the glamour and mystique goes away when you’re wasting a fuck ton of money and forming artificial bonds with people you otherwise would be appalled by sober
pineplapple: In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as
hittings: “Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003)
amargedom: “Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” —
“Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003)
curlyhumility: youcantseebutimmakingaface: I ended up having a really interesting conversation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of ‘clean and sober’ meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored
I’ve found my superpower….. it’s getting really hammered and waking up six hours later completely sober and hangover free
yourfavfuckboy: if i’m drunk and I’m ranting to you about something, or crying, remember what i said. because it’s something i’ve been holding in for a long time, and i promise you, you’ll never hear it come out of the sober me.
les-psycho: “Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers, 2003 - dir. Bernardo Bertolucci
lickway: awfulbear: I’m a little tipsy and this made me tear up… I’m completely sober and this made me tear up
dabs-and-tabs: rabbidrabit: its-kicking-in: stasimob: your-smoking-neighbor: bluntafterblunts: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 this is how everything looks on acid,
sodiuhm: hittings: “Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003) this movie is so good omg
simonedownton: The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone?
jack-twist: “Yes, I’m drunk and you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003, director Bernardo Bertolucci)
People my age are getting married and having babies and I can’t remember the last time I madeout with a guy sober
filthy-hippie-vibes: haydenhellfire:therealkimiknox: lady-stella: iwannabeadored: higheramerica: Everyone’s first edible this happened to me omg and it was before school and I had to punch myself in the face to try to sober up holy shit I did
In a weak moment i said i wasn’t going to work on christmas and so because I’m stupid and weak now it turns out I’ll be with my family over the holidays. I’m to sober to cope with this. Being honest it just makes life better right
thedailywhat: Creepy Cocktail of the Day: The Alien Brain Hemorrhage contains 1 part peace schnapps, 1 part Bailey’s Irish cream, and 2 parts grenadine. Makes the perfect hangover cure: One look at this terrifying concoction and you’ll be as sober
-struggle: Saw this image a few minutes ago, and my first thought was “I’m sober and I miss you.”
hittings:“Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003)
electricsexdoll: sir-render: Miss ESD @electricsexdoll being very creative with rope art and light. Always a pleasure to visit her tumblr and render her wonderful photography. Thank you lovely lady. Ahh! So cool! Thank you :) Look @sober-sex!
zippo077: Friday and Saturday nights were good hunting for the slavers, as drunk girls coming out of the clubs were easy prey. Abducted and deposited at a “safe house” to await shipment overseas, the girls began to sober up as they were tightly bound
x-whatkatiedid-x: This will probably get deleted when I’m sober.. but right now I’m drunk and horny and I don’t care :P x
I got too flicking highbtonigjt l/ am rn and omfg I’m tripping and I don’t like it I wanna be a sober
nicolabf: hittings: “Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003) about to watch this So many people on here have told me I remind them of this
melisica:“Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” (The Dreamers, 2003)
