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makemedum: I had a couple requests to label myself a drunk whore and this is the best i could do b/c yea writing is hard even when im sober. Now im drunking vodka and finishing another joint! Getting dummer by the minute. “Dumb Drunk Whore."Â
hypnok: “At the bar I was so toasted the bartender, who told me his name was Scott, wouldn’t serve me anymore drinks. Instead he told me he would get me some water and we could hang in the back and relax, till I sobered up a bit. I really did
Woooooo wooooooahhhhhh. Some of these best Skullgirls hentai I’ve seen, not that I’ve gone too far out of my way to find SG hentai. Seriously though, I’m a bit non sober and I was idly scrolling and had to stop because these caught my eye.I definitely
“I got a little drunk at our after work party, honey. That’s why I’m so late getting home. My co-workers looked after me and wouldn’t let me drive until I was sober. Don’t be silly. They were perfect gentlemen and kept me laughing the
zippo077: Friday and Saturday nights were good hunting for the slavers, as drunk girls coming out of the clubs were easy prey. Abducted and deposited at a “safe house” to await shipment overseas, the girls began to sober up as they were tightly bound
incestposts: My brother came home drunk and I helped him to get his room. And that is my reward. I hope he would not discover I fuck him when he gets sober.
lolygothica: Only Murasakibara and Kise that still had their diginity intact when they sobered up. Contains bits of requests from pongaaaaaa, birthdaycupcake and ririchiyo-chin.
killingjars: Gerard Way was suicidal and alcoholic. He decided that it wasn’t right for his lifestyle. It took him about 17 days to become clean and sober.
dathicking: domnator2: Fucker would get more tail than he’d know what to do with if he showed up in the infield at Talladega. I mean, hell, sober and he’d pass but a couple of beers and “oh my God, it’s Jimmie Johnson!” Hot
jaimeegurl: because redmond and angelee help kept me sober becuz jjay wasnt there! hahah when angelee and i weren’t accused of being secret lovers hahha now she hates me!!
theatlantic: Racial Bias in Death Penalty Cases: A North Carolina Test If we still want to have a sound and sober national conversation about race and justice, if we still are eager to use a single case as a totem for what we perceive to be wrong or
sorry—mom: Sober and clean and yeah.
adverbadjective: One of the most sobering things Marx wrote, in my opinion, is the inevitability of Capitalism to collapse. In the US, we see a pattern of rise and collapse. Economists use the euphemism “bull and bear markets.” Richard Wolff breaks
This new OC of mine will now be know as Tropica Punch. She is an overly friendly alcoholic and gets really nasty when she is sober. I have a friend working on her butt mark right now and will have something dirty made of her to celebrate. Send me an ask
ravnoc: incestposts: My brother came home drunk and I helped him to get his room. And that is my reward. I hope he would not discover I fuck him when he gets sober.
hittings: “Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003)
gingahhh: teenpsychopath: im drunk and my birthday is tomorrow send nudes i’m sober and my unbirthday is tomorrow send nudes
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slutty-peanut: Any NYC-area sober poly/kinky folks out there? I haven’t met many and feel like there must be more of us out there. Let’s connect and build community. (Feel free to DM if anonymity is a concern!!)
hittings:“Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.”The Dreamers (2003)
pochowek: New stream playlist includes only tool’s “sober”, radioheads “creep” and becks “loser” and its played on repeat pewdiepie crytyping “I d;..tdin’t mean t-o s..,ay bad…, wo..,drd i’m jjs..t id.iot…”
I got so drunk tonight that I couldn’t fucking stand and accidentally spilled some truth tea I promised I wouldn’t spill XD Now I’ve been sober for about an hour and I’m the only one awake because everyone passed the fuck out
underweartuesday: Two and a half weeks totally clean and sober. Feeling stronger everyday. The future looks bright for everyone except my wisdom teeth ;). - Willow I really miss Willow.
hittings:“Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003)
ravnoc: incestposts: My brother came home drunk and I helped him to get his room. And that is my reward. I hope he would not discover I fuck him when he gets sober. 💦💦🍆👍
m1stermorden: ‘After a good night of partying in the DE Villa, Dean again managed to get a girl and talk her into sex. His room was far from tidy, but Ashley was far from sober. Of course, nothing goes unnoticed and a friendly voyeur took a few pictures
curlyhumility: youcantseebutimmakingaface: I ended up having a really interesting conversation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of ‘clean and sober’ meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored
Its 4am, I’m completely sober, dressed like Ash Ketchum and I just got back upstairs after eating a box of lean pockets and ½ a box of cap'n crunch.
Im doing a load of laundry with my new stuff in it and cooking dinner then show er ring and then relaxing a bit before passing out. A sober 853 is a very unhappy 853. I’m happiest when I’m numb. Like right now.
maid-en-china: atheismfuckyeah: Source:Reddit This is a very, very large image, so click the link below and look at the whole thing. It’s sobering, and sums up precisely why I have a problem with religion. FULL SIZE ~Mooglets [TW for the image:
She say “I thought you got sober” And I say “I wish you’d stop being a bitch and get to minding your business”
thelastboundaries: Natalie and her older brother took their childhood playfulness to new, libidinous places when she discovered that her sibling was as highly sexually driven as she was. It began with partly inebriated dares, and soon led to very sober
rarepairhellhq: I admit I’m not fully sober right now, but listen up:I just looked over at my cat and realized that she doesn’t give a shit about who’s president. And why doesn’t she give a shit? Because I take care of her. So here’s
What do you do with the 18 emails in your daft folder that you wrote for her and never sent? The ones that took you hours to write when you were sober, and the ones that took you only minutes or seconds to write when you were drinking. The things
rothinsel: goingloco: chaozrael: So yeah… I threw Lockdown into a corset and took some pinup pics… I cant even… I was drunk for like three days and this is one of the rare moments where I was sober. But I actually like the buttflaps on that left
ierooused: Okay yes three cheers for sweet revenge is nearly 10 years old which is fuckin crazy but it’s also gonna be (assuming he never relapsed) 10 years since Gerard got clean and sober and I think that’s fucking incredible too
melisica:“Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” (The Dreamers, 2003)
now that I’ve sobered up I can reflect on last night. it weirds me out how predatory white men can be, especially dealing with black women. So many dudes were pouring shit into my cup and offering me weed and I should have been smarter about it,
I really want Blaine and Rachel to kiss sober and do the Mean Girls thing. Just, "Ew, no."
makemedum: I had a couple requests to label myself a drunk whore and this is the best i could do b/c yea writing is hard even when im sober. Now im drunking vodka and finishing another joint! Getting dummer by the minute.
fatchance: Chicago Avenue, Minneapolis. I will update if I am able to find info on the photographer responsible for this remarkable and sobering image. UPDATE: This image was taken and posted by reddit user dudleydrone.
duragdaddy: cdior30: “Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” — The Dreamers (2003) da fuq?
fidefortitude-deactivated202011:brightlotusmoon:A Conversation With The Guy Who Took Mushrooms And Saw CATS“Uh-oh. Okay, so you have your sober buddy, the drugs are working, and the lights go down in the theater. Let’s give the people what
I was sober then i started drinking beers, then i was drunk then i had a shower (drunk) then i went out and had some sushi with some friends and now im home. (im tired as fuck)
pineplapple: In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as
claricechiarasorcha: pineplapple: In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror
hittings: “Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.”The Dreamers (2003)
If you hook up with anyone randomly when they're sloppy ass drunk and you're pretty sober you're a complete loser. Please drop to the floor and pick up any dignity or self respect you may have laying around. 😭
I’ve been having a heavy heart and I don’t know how someone who is sober and goes to the gym can detox but dancing to this song in my apartment sure did help.
I wish Sober Bob found me as hot and sexy and as much of a turn on as Drunk/High Bob does :(
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swilkaaaaaahh: people dont need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food and shelter and kindness imho
Spike finally meets his dadOn my way back home from the convention I decided to draw something enjoyable rather than waste my time while being hangover and painfully sober… (Don’t you ever drink with YouTubers and nerds.)And then I added
jeanjauthor:qweerhet:toadbutch:smoldragonborn:“we need to stop the stigma towards drug users and addicts” and “we need to challenge the idea that being sober makes you boring” and “we need to stop acting like binge drinking to the extent you’re