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I like his booths. :)Â Now before you think I’m that kind of girl, I only have like three pairs of shoes and I would like some booths. :)Â The socks he can keep, but I wouldn’t mind sucking his cock while he continued to fuck himself.Â
Grandpa Yamada suggested to Nozomo that they could have sex together and she was like “don’t act like you’re even able to fuck me, you old geezer” and sticked her tongue out at him. But the tricky grandpa took advantage of that situation and
An oldie but goodie from the old blog. - D
Don’t forget to spread the word about our fallen blog, and that for now, this is our new one. http://we–like–bondage.tumblr.com
http://thatsexgirl.tumblr.com/: Flash-back Friday Lingerie picture! <3 <3 <3 Thanks for the submission, I like the stockings and lingerie!
raininjuarez:I like this And by “I like this” I mean I love this. And by “I love this” I mean I need this. And by “I need this,” I mean that when I am without it, my heart pumps a malignant, fetid gas instead of true blood. I mean that the
I guess a potted palm wouldn’t work for the Tree of The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil, unless the Fruit of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is a coconut.
help me hit 300 folks! Help expand the cult of sex,drugs, rock and roll!! Reblog, like and share some shit with your pals! check out the archive and see some of the smut,debauchery, bands and music you may have missed!! I will post 3 custom nude pics
IDK lol, I’m trying out some coloring…But lately, I wasn’t feeling like drawing stuff besides some awful skeleton nudes. So unless u wanna see some plasma dongs - I won’t share XD
Whenever there’s a list of spooky evil dolls it always lists Talky Tina from The Twilight Zone and I just, like, don’t really get the assessment of evil. Like, in the episode she kills one (1) guy who is being an unrepentant asshole the entire
I picked up an animatic I started like 1 year ago just a few day ago and I was like hM i wonder if I can finish it all in time for valentine’s dAyand I mean I probably can’t but it’s getting there
i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
bryko: When someone near you is being an asshole and you feel like calling them out on it but it would be completely awkward and out of character so you just sit there for like 5 minutes contemplating what you would’ve said
Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean like I was drunk drunk hehe.. But anywayyyyy..After my blackout adventure I woke up hours later and honestly have no idea what I did that day..And later I was just walking in my room and in
mae–borowski:Humanizations of furry characters are alright and all but like… boring imo…It’s like playing a human in an mmorpg… like… wow…………. good job……..Furry chars are best left furry imo but yknow, fanart doesn’t subtract
I always hate posts that are like“This person from history was trans! They were a bank robber and they murdered like 25 people! How cool is that!”“trans 👏 positive 👏 history 👏”“What a role model I bet those people they killed deserved
courtneylovedcobain: why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND,
Just finished the queue, we’ll answer the questions and shit you guys have left us and might leave us when we get back. Here’s to hoping T gets really fucked up and finds a girl she likes! ;) - D
curvynerdywordy: thegestianpoet: <3__________<3 Oh god. Where are my panties? I can’t find my panties. Mr. Ford, I no longer own panties. The general reaction that I would like to cause on a regular basis.
fightingeldergods: “Believe it or not, I understand all that too well. Lost in time and space is my only abode, to be perfectly honest. As to why a young woman like you would be searching for an old and dusty alien like me, I cannot imagine.”
queerlychristian: crazy-pages: dailycandicekpatton: I had a serious talk with a Christian friend about this recently. He and his wife are deeply involved with their church, and his wife’s job is actually working with Christian students on campus as
If you are (or know) a hot dark haired machinist that follows me on here and sometimes binge likes my pictures and has a beautiful blog of blueprints and drawings and pictures of machines can you like this or message me - I’m trying to lurk you but
Friendly reminder that there are plenty of people who like Thorin, Fili, and Kili, even if they know what happens to them in the books. Also, a person’s fan-worth shouldn’t be focused on if they have read the source material or not. (◕‿◕✿)
lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower
ok usually I am total allo garbage and I’m super invested in ships and all that. and I totally have some ships in y*wapeda, but deep down, I just really care about the friendships, specifically the third years and their ~kids~. like. I could
marufujishou: These freaking adorable dorks. Makishima sees the Black Manyu and instantly is like, oh man, gotta trade with Imaizumi so I can give that to Onoda. And then his embarrassed little smile at Onoda’s excitement. Their cuteness is going
lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women
zsnes: hi welcome to five guys would you like some peanuts? some fucking peanuts?
trusmurff: A Beauty and the Beast AU where Belle realizing she loves Beast isn’t at some dramatic climactic event but during some randome everyday moment. Like, she’s filing her nails and just kinda glances up at him and he’s like doing something
writingpromptsandjunk: For a while now you’ve been plagued with bad dreams. The type of dreams that make you not want to go to sleep again. However, during what seems like your average nightmare takes a turn for the weird when a woman approaches you
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: seasons-gredence: seasons-gredence: seasons-gredence: have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets? because they’re great full album here i can’t believe
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
girljanitor: huffingtonpost: Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around. See the full video here. I watched the video and I thought it was great. Because it’s not just like, nice food or whatever,
Someone (telemarketers probably) always calls the home phone in the morning. Like a million times in a row. It just goes on and on for like an hour. I can usually ignore it but I’m sick and cranky today. Why do we even have a landline??
Something that amused me in that Rebecca Sugar interview from the other day was when one of the interviewers said something like “we were hoping you had your ukulele and we could maybe hear some Bacon Pancakes” and Rebecca was like “ugh”
Does anyone else have this thing happen where, like, a patch of skin (usually just on limbs) gets really sensitive and kinda feels like it’s sunburned, even though it’s definitely not? Like it’s not red or anything but it’s very
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
I’ve been thinking of doing another daily draw project (especially since I haven’t really drawn in ages and that makes me sad) but instead of theming it after something specific (like I did with Viva Pinata) or too open ended (like I tried
lgbtiwtv:saw has one of the craziest cases of two same-face white guy main characters I’ve ever seen in any piece of media like I’m gonna cry why tf do strahm and hoffman look like failed clones of the same man 😭 yea, like
I’m really amused by the thought of Mike’s guys tailing Kim and Jimmy just watching their cartoon scam shenanigans between mundane lawyer stuff and then relaying everything to straight-faced Mike like “and then the guy, who, again, is
Marina and the Diamonds - Oh No! A girl walked into my work today and looked just like her. I couldn’t stop looking at her and she saw me, so in order to make it less awkward I told her that I was sorry for staring but she looked like Marina. She
1st jasmines like “…” then it goes black and white and shit gets real the sultan jafar and alladin are like “erm…” then she lays down the law and storms out gotta love it ]:)
ijackfrost: bella9248: ijackfrost: I regret nothing. this gif makes me laugh so hard not really because of the caption but because jack’s face just stays like that the whole time and it’s like north is picking up a freaking life sized cut out
bitterassfandom: what i don’t understand is how the lord of the rings movies were finished in 2003 and legolas looked like this and then the hobbit is made in 2013 and somehow he looks younger???? like what the fuck kind of magic are you using orlando
nominominus: karate-and-friendship: At first I was super upset, then I read his dad’s released statement: “Unfortunately there’s a genetic component to addiction and Indio has likely inherited it. Also, there is a lot of family support and
omfg so i was about to start those drabbles but then i saw like three people ask for pairings with sei and i’m like who the fuck that.
mihlayn:one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and
girls are so cute tbh…………… like…. fuck……. girls tho
why are people so rude and dumb tbh like who raised u a fucking brick
seppin:how come on tv kids always got flat backpacks like when i was in school lifting my backpack was an olympic effort and yall look like u got like two folders n maybe a calculator in there
melodramatic-murmurs:what if you fucked me so hard that my brain like…. stopped working? haha… and then you like… continued fucking me when i was all mindless like that? ahaha… jk…. unless?? 👀👀
cleromancy:do you ever think of a pairing and you’re like “haha how would that even work” so you try and figure out how it would work and the more you think about it the more it makes sense and the more you like the dynamic? and then you’re stuck
pixelbunnyy: astrology-addict: I feel like the sun is a goofy father with annoying dad jokes while the moon is like a worrisome sort of mother. Mercury is like a little brother who is way too excited about Minecraft, and Venus is like a boy-crazy preteen
I have my stuffed fox that smells like baby powder and it’s so cuddly and soft and I feel like a little baby and now I just want a daddy to tuck me in
more and more of my old friends or exes are getting verrry close or have found my bun instagram or this tumblr, currently my old friend is telling me about all these pretty girls he started following and half of them are my mutuals lol uh hi
I was really needing sex so darfin came took me to his house and went deep and fingered me making me cum fof half an hour then I fell straight asleep and he just woke me up and its 1:40 am. I am vey out of it and sleepy and I feel like ive been ripped
im sure some of you guys who were here remember that incident, i once reblogged a Sylveon gif and i got an anon telling me to tag it and any and all Sylveon posts and i was like ???? unfollow me, and they threw a fit in my askbox saying they hate Sylveon
fuCK i just thought of shiteyanyo poppin up out of nowhere gettin all somewhat ~sexual~ w/ luka and luka is like “( ･_･)” and then somewhere in the distance miku sees and is like “(ಠ益ಠ)!?!” and m a n im gonna try
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