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cuckolding-books-library: “Yeah, he told me to stand and lean over the bathroom sink, in front of a mirror, and I was like I don’t know, and he was like Please, you’re gonna love it … and then he smacked my ass and said, ‘C’mon.’ ”“Nice.”“Yeah,
Yes hello i’m on this little boat called Saybel and I’m inviting you all to join me because we have milk and cookies and jealous Levi-oniichans. For anais-fromanotherplanet <3
This is really cute. I could get into, “little,” play. Not like, “daddy,” and, “bunny,” little play. But like, youthful, cute, younger behavior. - D
I like this picture because I like that whole cute/sexy “moe” thing and it looks like the artist probably does too. More importantly I don’t think she looks like a kid. Unfortunately a lot of people don’t seem to understand the
nastyhalfbreed: titan—ia: it’s fucking hot and i had to walk to and from school today and i felt like i was gonna pass out. i was so sweaty and tired and gross. i hate summer. i hate it i hate it i hate it. but i feel like i don’t look bad today.
you know that meme of the lady watching something gay and she’s like “they seem to be very good friends”? that’s how i feel whenever people reblog my obviously shippy mcreyes stuff and are cooing like “yay father and son! content” LMAO
Omfg I’ve been working myself up for ages and edging for like half an hour and just as I was gonna orgasm my fucking wand died. I can’t, it completely ruined it and I like half came. I’ve never been so amused and frustrated all at once
clonepa2:i love staying out of the loop. like, “lol whats happening?” i dont fucking know!
rheadeniserose: onlyblackgirl: I’m wet. @onlyblackgirl all I saw at first was your caption, and I was like… Why, then it loaded, and I was like
starsapphire: usbdongle: reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW
Feels like people on tumblr go at someone who’s been called out for like, a week then get bored if they don’t delete their account. 4lung discourse just kinda came and went lmao, they’re literally a pedophile who supports other pedophiles and they
falloutgirlongirl: why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights
http://shutupnurse.tumblr.com/: Hiii it’s me again (: I got this snapback onesie the other day that snaps open from the bottom. And I like how my boobs look in it. Sorry if it isn’t much but I like it. D:You’re fine! Like T says, we
doodleglaz: With their weights soaring into greater and higher heights, immobility is soon looking likely for the gluttonous duo. The competition seems to have truly begun…It looks like quite the battle is about to take place and it looks like the
darkfliercynthia: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
dazzlingkai: “From the time I entered the company to now, leader (Kris) has really taught me a lot. Recently he’s also been teaching me a lot of things, and I feel like I’ve changed a lot. I’m really happy that I was able to meet a brother like
areyoutryingtodeduceme: HEY YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE TEAS I MADE FOR THAT ONE POPULAR FRANCHISE? AND THEY WERE SUPER POPULAR AND LIKE EVEN THE ACADEMY AWARDS MENTIONED THEM? AND THEN LAWYERS WERE LIKE “OOPS, NOPE.”Well I fixed them so the lawyers
I just had this wave of “I want to be a little bit normal goddammit!!!!!!!” today and oof I haven’t felt like that since high school.
okay, no joke, I get my ass kicked in Never Have I Ever, because while I’m straightedge, my queer and poly experience knocks me out in a few rounds.
bethanyactually: ticklemetuesday: Everyone likes to say that Sophie and Nate are like the mom and dad of the group, but really they’re more like the weird aunt and uncle that never got married but they’ve been living together since before you were
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
nectarousneko: BUT THE BEST WAS WHEN PEARL HAD HIM UNDER HER ARM AND HE JUST LIKE POLITELY ASKS TO BE PUT DOWN like he could have just wiggled out of her grasp or something but no he’s just like please put me down I have to activate my seriousness
fallalbomb: do you ever read headcanons or fanfiction and you’re like “this is really cute but also very out of character”
My favorite part of Silent Hill 4 is when Richard plummets, like, 4 stories, slams into the ground and is just like “Ouch, damnit” and gets up like it was nothing. He’s also pretty unfazed at being in a whole new plane of existence.
I have mixed feelings about the “Rose Quartz was blind” headcanon because on the one hand I think its a really interesting idea and character trait and its neat that people can make and embrace theories like that but on the other hand, the
kasukasukasumisty: artemispanthar: I was thinking about how, like, in “Gem Glow” after Steven asks how the Gems got all the cookie cats because they stopped making them, Pearl says “We heard that too” but, like, the Gems don’t really keep
I’m watching a Winnie the Pooh movie with my little sister and she jumped up suddenly and said“Oh my gosh, Rabbit is just like Pearl! And Tigger is like Steven and Amethyst put together. And Garnet is… Eeyore”
I like that bit in “Alone Together” when they’re trying to teach Steven that synchronized snapping-running-jumping routine because there’s that part where they all put their foot down but Steven puts his hand down and its just like how did you
when I was in middle/high school sometimes people would randomly try to befriend me, like if I was alone or something, and be really overbearing and fake and just…off. And its not like I wasn’t receptive of friendship, I’m just not a social
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: that one bird pokemon they kinda show in the video for Sun and Moon looks like Pearl shapeshifted into a bird like, it has her hair? Its like the same shape and color as her hair EDIT: I will catch this pokemon and name
narootos: ok but ruby and sapphire being garnet’s parents in a human au is beautiful…….like imagine them. once garnet grows up theyre just a rrly short middle-aged couple and garnet is like much taller than them so its super adorable when they
you ever like a song cover or a remake of something but the common consensus is that its way inferior to the original product/some previous version and you’re like “yea, that’s probably true” and then you go listen/watch the popular older version
mulderscully:EVIL | 1.01 — “Pilot” (2019)You don’t have to believe in the supernatural to know that there are people out there who do bad things and encourage others to do bad things for the sheer pleasure of it. This is where our beliefs overlap.
cynnchestra: Nintendo just makes my heart smile I mean I know it’s probably just great marketing but everything they do seems so genuine and it looks like they really love what they do and it’s no wonder everyone loves them
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
there are friends in each class of mine that love atla/Lok and we talk about it everyday in class AND they even ship korrasami life is good
there’s a lot i need to do, like look for a job and read my textbooks, but i really don’t want to. and my mind is changing weirdly and i’m not feeling very comfortable with my head tonight. because so many things. and i feel like im
karaluthrs: starsapphire: usbdongle: reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
clarkesg: I can’t stop thinking of reasons why Parks and Rec is like THE unproblematic fave like? themes of feminism throughout it has a more diverse cast than other sitcoms that take place in NEW YORK CITY like it takes place in Indiana and there’s
more-than-useless:do you ever have those ultra nostalgic days where everything reminds you of something like the trees smell like your 13th birthday and a book cover reminds you of a winter three years ago and you step outside and it’s like walking
nezumis-spicy-schlongasaurus: droppingdreams: listyaka: better quality - finally! and remember - no homo. and this is why context matters- wait there’s no context And suddenly all I can see is “we just got caught mid-blowjob” expressions.
arrwstaki: medoysa: “Every day I travelled to King’s Cross and back. Coming home late at night, it was like a party and I felt like the tube was mine and I was there to take the pictures. “ Bob Mazzer διαδρομες, ανθρωποι και
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
so I watched tangled for the first time last night and at the end I was crying like a baby and I texted darfin ‘WILL I GET SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT ME LIKE HE LOOKS AT HER??’ and he was like ‘are you sure you dont already have him?’ .. you corny
I have been watching top ten lists and I am getting annoyed, the latest list was top ten tv bad bads and I didnt like it so I shall give you my list of five (bc obviously people call so much)damon (tvd)klaus (tvd)ryan atwood (oc)sawyer (lost)chuck bass
it’s like you got lost and found yourself in a valentine’s day utopia
nunderwater: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
omg i was twitter and found someone from the old HS fandom who i really hated and found that they’re an even bigger asshole now than when i knew them, and they were harassing ppl who like yoi and and im justim so glad your ass isn’t in my fandom
heavensickness:Do you ever think about your mutuals (even the ones you don’t know) during the day like “the swedish taurus girl had an exam today, I hope it went well”
bloomer-810: headcanon that Sapphire is pretty apathetic in most things and doesn’t really laugh much but sometimes Ruby would just say the perfect thing and she’d snort and screech and clap and Ruby would just get a lil bit gayer
kassasaurus-rex: i literally cannot comprehend how someone could look at a buff lady and think “ew”. like what the fuck is wrong with you, how can you think a lady with muscles she’s worked for is anything other than utterly stunning and blessing
sienna’s ears were looking real good and fluffy and sculpted for a character that dies like 3 minutes after being revealed, so when are they gonna fix my girl blake’s ears so they dont look like she just cut some black construction paper into triangles
