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reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
sarcastic-snowflake: so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy
kurloser: roaminromans: MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends That shit hurtsssss
queerbrownie: queerbrownie: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit years
nightmareeps: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the
reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit Oooooooh. Mum burnnnn.
woofdaddy: …if only my son was queer…I know he’d like the taste of my bone…and we could make love and fuck and sleep together just like other men do… …if only my Dad was queer…I know he’d like the way I suck dick, and I’ll bet his
ginathethundergoddess: darlinghogwarts: My favorite thing ever is how Ron just sent Charlie a random letter like “hey yo there’s an illegal dragon at hogwarts, could you come and smuggle it out of here, please?” and Charlie was just like “yeah
I could literally get a message like ‘I want to fuk your face in you bitch’ and I would reply ‘fuck*’ and people would be like HOW DARE YOU, MAYBE HE DIDNT LEARN HOW TO SPELL AS A BABY. YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS AND OFFENSIVE. like can you please
samfordean: lol omg i love how Jackson’s like WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME OMG DEREK PLS A’;DKSF;ALJ and Derek’s just like YOU’RE IN DEEP SHIT BRO, I G2G and just casually backs away
wow I wished I lived in a city so then I could sit on top of actual buildings and actually observe STUFF but no I have to live in a boring suburb and the only rooftop I can sit on is my own and observe the grass and trees and other houses just sitting
yoursadistdaddy:when ur getting close to cumming and they start encouarging you “just like that baby…. there’s my good girl, just like that“
cabbitz: succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
amaranthine-kitten:What am I gonna do when I dye my hair and my ears no longer match me??