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Your wife guided your head down and asked you, “honey, wouldn’t you like to make me come too; I would like to come one more time.”
kurloser: roaminromans: MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
manintolerant:Before I realized I liked girls in my head the idea of being with a man for the rest of my life sounded like an inevitable life-sentence
Do you ever just like, lay in bed and you shift into a position and suddenly you’ve just accepted that you want to die there because it’s just so fucking comfortable
reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
Ohmygod i am so tempted to just cancel this date i just want to crawl into a hole and hide forever
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
k-y-h-u: I just hit 3k followers recently, and I’d just like to say thanks so much to all who’ve supported me and liking my artwork~♥ ya’ll are super rad! (❁´◡`❁) I took a shot at semi-realism, so here’s a Korra/Raava thing~ hope
lastvalyrian:The difference between “twitter is just like 2016 tumblr” and “tiktok is just like 2012 tumblr” is that the twitter ecosystem consists of people who migrated there from tumblr and did not change even a bit since then, while tiktok
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
Hahaha, this is part of my entire life philosophy. Just 6 months ago someone I really liked, out of nowhere, pretty much said she doesnt wanna be my friend anymore. Then she tried to explain and I was just like “I don’t care.” and
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends OMG. Hahahaha. YES.
this dude traded me an event pokemon for a ditto with a destiny knot, what the fuck man? you can catch a ditto pretty easily, and destiny knots are in-game items. like am I just out of touch with pokemon cause i really havent been into it?
I’m starting the Simarillion soon and everyone is just like OMG IT’S SO DRYYYY I HOPE YOU’RE READY. And I’m just like… I’m a history major. I was born ready.
Fandom should respect my fic needs. Like writing something focused on Armin and Mikasa’s friendship and like. idk. Armin being vaguely jealous that he just isn’t as jacked as she is and she’s like u gotta stop bc you’re perfect
arealemergency: barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and
doggosource:The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too they have no idea what the context is, they’re just always ready to party no matter what
Do you ever just see something from a few years back and realize that your standards for things have become a lot higher Like cosplay and fanart especially I used to think the worst art and cosplays were fantastic
thebloggerbloggerfun: I really like how Pushing Daisies is this older show and the fandom just made a recurrence out of no where. It’s almost like They came back from the dead. Probably because the creator also made the new Hannibal show and new
I literally love so much when actors are passionate about the characters they play and clearly really enjoy being them and just like bring it up randomly or reference the characters or talk about them or passionately defend them. It’s just the best
shitfacedanon: instead of redemption arcs, how about vegeta arcs. like how a character is now living perhaps with the heroes and interacting with them casually and is sorta part of the group.They’re still a asshole, they haven’t changed in the slightest
sometimes I don’t yet have a migraine (or auras, which precede migraines) and might not even get one that day, but I can feel it just lurking around the corner, deciding on whether or not to come and ruin my day. Like, just move along, buddy, I don’t
sarcastic-snowflake: so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy
deadtectonics: when i bought this shirt at american eagle this summer i was so fucking happy and i loved it and then like 90 gay dudes i know were like ‘this shirt is terrible’ and i was just like…it reminds me of the ocean and it makes me happy
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends The worst
guys i just had a thought what if fucking noiao, right? okay noiao, yeah? where aoba’s fucking. he just fucking. really desperate right. and he’s rutting against noiz. he’s like. sitting on his chest facing away from him and he’s just kind of.
pumpkim: testoster0ne: how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons. like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
kangarude: when i was in like 6th grade this girl on my bus said she had a secret to tell me and she took a deep breath and she was like “im bisexual” and i was just like okay and then she started crying and hugged me because she was afraid nobody
flydyanifly: “I think that’s why I like pictures too. Because you capture the moment. Like when you take it, it’s like okay cool, the moment is just whatever. But then you look back at it and it’s just like ‘oh remember that ? We did
lipatti:am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘you’re beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful sunshine flower!’ i’m just like … okay…
OMG I’M DYING NOI started watching a video I filmed like a month or two ago but forgot about it and it was all sexy and I thought yano damn gurl you go but then I skipped it to the middle and I’m just sitting there tryna be a gangster flippin my hands
