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“This is a Very Submmisive (sic) PigWife who loves to be abused. Just Like like Her mom.” Gotta work on your spelling, there: one m and three s’s in submissive. We’ll correct it for you in the tags…

Just like its master … in your armchair, watching …

I swear I’m trying to draw thingsI just literally can’t get ANY poses to work and it’s really frustrating being in a “pose rut” Not even an art blockIt’s just the posingAnd wow does it all suck ass Ugh

I just like that she’s drooling. - D

i drew me and my roommates at our anniversary dinner (from a photo obviously) because we’ve been roommates for like ten years and it’s ridiculous okay basically they are both adults and i am just a complete fuckup

Does anyone remember in that one music video thriller where Michael Jackson was showing his girlfriend a scary movie and there was zombies everywhere and in the end he was the werezombie all along?Played out just like that

Just like your mommy taught you when you were young, it’s so important to mind your manners and to always say thank you! You should feel grateful that chastity belts are so easy to access online, so if you don’t have one, buy one, even if you don’t

ciphir: do you ever see artists that you’ve known/been friends with for years on your dash and notice how much they’ve progressed in their style/level of art over time and you’re just like “i’m so proud of you, you deserve an award for being

widdle: i feel weird being a multishipper sometimes???? like everyone else is arguing and bashing each other and crying and i’m just like

Can someone just like gif him dancing for me pls T^T most adorable shit ever

attemptingsurvival: when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed

Sometimes I open our inbox and I’m just like, “whoa, that’s a penis.”

nedsseveredhead: Id like to apologize to all the Dragon Age characters ive yelled at because I misread the tone of a dialogue option

i drew my weird hannigram dreampost s3 murder husbands buying and running a gourmet grocery store togetherthey keep arguing about how high end their produce should be (because hannibal wants to stock shit like squid ink and will is just like wtf don’t

artsydapperdactyl: so this is like an AU where Frerin isn’t dead and Dís never had Fili and Kili so they go with Thorin to reclaim their home. Frerin is an adorable diplomat or something and Dís is a fucking bad ass (not that she isn’t already)

pinepath: faypunk: why are So Many practitioners/teachers of psychology and related fields neurotypical. you wanna talk fetishizing lets talk how many people get into psychology just because my Brain Problems are Fascinating its funny bcs when the

sheikahstone: when cosplayers run out of ideas for poses they just stand there like

Is there a mature way to tell someone “Just because we sit near each other during lunch doesn’t mean we’re friends." Or better yet "You make me feel unsafe as a trans and queer person and I’d rather you not try and

also lolol reading some of the hate in the tag makes me extra nervous for writing my fic because oops I’m writing sex scenes and I gotta look out, because I’m fetishizing myself. apparently.

rars:do u ever speak and hear ur own accent come out really strong and have a moment like “oh fuck, i really sound like that”

allegoricalrose:tinyconfusion:Oh!!!! Then I find out Billie wished David a ‘Happy Birthday, my love’ and I’m just like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(x)

I keep seeing these. They drive me up a wall. You can’t goddamn put fact in front of some random statement and make it true. You can say whatever the hell you want and believe what you want but its rage-inducing that people are just like “lol,

nectarousneko: BUT THE BEST WAS WHEN PEARL HAD HIM UNDER HER ARM AND HE JUST LIKE POLITELY ASKS TO BE PUT DOWN like he could have just wiggled out of her grasp or something but no he’s just like please put me down I have to activate my seriousness

I like how in Lars and the Cool Kids, Lars is like “I can’t drive a stick shift!” and Steven is like “I’ll control the stick” and Lars is just like:

glassraptor: good thing: when pearl tries to give steven a reassuring momtherly touch™ but she doesn’t really know how and just ends up barreling a hand into his face

jen-iii: The Gems just saying/doing things nonchalantly that would otherwise be HORRIFYING to humans is like my favorite thing like,Pearl, after being horribly impaled through by a sword right in front of Steven: ‘Oopsie Daisy! haha weLL-’Amethyst,

Army is ridiculous and that is why she is my favorite (x)

Just like honey

wolf-cub: when shipping costs more than the item and i’m just like

principalcellist: sara-the-dork: i-havent-been-the-same-since-i: caz-tiel: hothaute: Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like what the fuck kind of scenario

lostinthewonderlands: poplerpig: don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like woa flying cars woa holograms woa time travel and now its just like we’re all probably going to die in some horrible apocalypse says

succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends

closetedlesbianopinions: compulsory heterosexuality had me like: girl crushes: i fall way too hard way too fast, i think about kissing her all the time, lasts for months and months, i have a hard time getting over her guy crushes: likes him because

ssleepyy: when people draw mink and mizuki with light skin im just like. bruh why u playin

lxserbaby: BUT WHAT’S REALLY IMPORTANT IN A SHIP IS WHO’S DRAGGING THE OTHER AROUND IN THE PET SHOP POINTING AT ANIMALS AND WHO IS JUST NODDING PATIENTLY AS THEIR LITTLE EXCITED LOVER IS IN AWE OF THE ANIMALS.

you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.

danisnotorfire:danisnotorfire: NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING

okay but like. what if slyao being super lovey dovey. like slyao cuddled up together, about to fall asleep, until aoba suddenly starts peppering kisses on sly’s face and sly’s just like hfkakfh what’re u doing and aoba is smiling like a giant

aymmichurros: If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”

abbruzzeseohyess: RANDOM DANCE

plantyourjimmyinmybonham: this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like “hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater” and i was just like “ok”

succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends

plantyourjimmyinmybonham: this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like “hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater” and i was just like “ok”

alamostown: IT LOOKS LIKE MUKS POINTING TO MAGMARS NAME AND LAUGHING AND MAGMAR IS JUST LIKE “WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS”

bemoreheartandlessattack:floopyluvspineapples:You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.And you’re just like:

grilledcheese-samwich: Do you ever catch a whiff of a scent that smells unmistakably of something really random like the twenty-third day of first grade and you’re just like hOW DID I REMEMBER THAT

celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”

fresh from the shower :) i bet y'all didn’t know that my stepmom is a high school english and drama teacher who once got a free trip to study shakespeare at the globe and brought me back this killer tee. and can we just appreciate how my teddy

kyleehenke: have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where diD THIS cOM E FROM

succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends

angelsymbol:im gonna be real with you for a sec. love is real and there is nothing you can do about it

other girls are so pretty and it makes me feel like a big pile of poop

there is nothing more embarrassing than texting darfin how angry I am and how im having a terrible night then the next morning he replies and asks whats wrong and I have to reply ‘I lost my game of overwatch’

I wanna give advice and talk about life/relationships/sex/opinions because SOMETIMES IM IN THE MOOD FOR GIRL TALK BUT NOT SPECIFICALLY WITH ONLY GIRLS AND I HAVE NO ONE AND I LOVE GIVING ADVICE AND BEING A BIG SISTER BUT ALSO LIKE HEARING ABOUT OTHER

Every damn day I think to myself, oh my GOD I have to wipe off all this makeup later and then DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN TOMORROW. 😩😖

Just discovered that the dude who used the basic general grass PS brush in a super bad and noticable way actually won the contest I joined and I’m here like:

natawhat: wrotemyown: seriously tho what if steven just ADOPTS all the different gems homeworld sends to try to deal with the situation? and eventually you get one of the diamonds being all “STOP STEALING MY SOLDIERS” and steven’s just like “NO!

tuxedo-bomber: (cross-posting from twitter!) you know how everyone is huddling around reiner’s neck in snk 48? I feel like in a modern AU, he’d be that one guy who drives everyone around in his car and thus, shingeki no road trip AU was born

angrylolita: basedgosh: *pretends to understand the movie reference you just made* yeah, stay gold too, horse man…………………………whatever that means…………….

bae-belladonna: Like I TOTALLY love how this happened on the casual. Like how Weiss JUST SO HAPPENED to have a customized dust clip that fit Gambol Shroud perfectly and she’s just like HEAR YA GO, and Blake is just like oh yeah fam thanks, and it’s

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