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comedianthrax: scaliepost-generator: Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner. i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a
taog: there was a girl in the hall today wearing tan leggings and i thought she wasn’t wearing pants at first and was really confused as to why she didn’t have an asscrack
halloweenpunk: i want to be able to say “???????????” in real life but all i can do is give this extremely expressive look of confusion and mild indignation
Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon chewing gum. They didn’t keep the wrapper, so when the gum loses its flavor, they grab your hand and spit the gum onto it.
makamouse: zukotheflamealchemist: When you’re watching a cartoon/anime and you hear a familiar voice and you sit there for ten minutes trying to figure out who voices them.
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:Orion hummed softly to herself as she made breakfast for her and Jean, having had to run up to her own apartment to get some ingredients since the man’s place was seemingly devoid of food. She was wearing the shirt she’d
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:Orion blinked at Jean’s words, suddenly hurt thinking she’d been forgotten so quickly. She put the plates on the counter and went over to the blond, tugging gently on his hand so he would look at her. “What’s wrong?
A Hiding Place For Me and My Muses
littlemisssweetcakes: @luckied from here x Lea gave a disappointing sigh and looked back at him with concern in her eye. “I-I’m sorry.” she managed to mutter out softly. “I just… I mean I figured you would want a more direct
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protect armin arlert at all costs
sellerdoor: wow I really appreciate nice anons a lot this is a post dedicated to every anon that has chosen to use their anonymity to be good and send encouraging and nice messages instead of being mean to someone, you guys rock
bimboisbetter: Anna lost her train of thought. How did she get here, again? She looked around at the white walls, and (obey) felt confused. There wasn’t a door, not that she could see. She frowned a little. (serve) The room was kind of warm (hot) and
littlebabygumball:don’t mind me. just gonna lightly run my hand along your crotch and then act confused when u call me out on it. let’s see how long it takes you to grab my wrist and show me who’s in charge
marissarei: Oh dear. I just saw a Fat Girl Appreciation Day post and got really confused because I’m like ‘there’s already a Big Girl Appreciation Day?’. Then I saw that it’s in RESPONSE to BGAD and women over size 16 not feeling like they
cidneyg: THANK YOU TO ALLLLLL THE FOLX WHO CAME TO THE #atlantaorgy #atlorgy It was an AMAZING SUCCESS! We had so much fun together! Thank you for the gifts laughter and BALLS!!! Thank you again!!! :) This cake is amazing! Love my staff and new
deebott: deebott: My pussy feel like a lake He wanna swim with his face I’m like okay. Wow this is modern art and no one cares. *wonders what that is**reads lyrics and is still confused**zooms in* DAMN*nice*
bigelsteine: the little french nicknames he’d call her and the confused look she gives him
discalced-diapason: languageoclock: the difference between monolingual people and multilingual people I borrowed my mom’s phone the other day and was thoroughly confused for a second by the smiley face where the globe should be.
Sometimes I find myself sittin’ back and reminiscingEspecially when I have to watch other people kissin’And I remember when you started callin’ me your miss’sAll the play fightin’, all the flirtatious dissesI’d tell
So my mom texted me asking if she offended me and nick since we don’t keep in touch much, and I just wanted to scream. She told the worst most despicable lie last year, which I feel like definitely contributed to my mental health setbacks, but
Once again, I’m not sure what to title this or even how to begin. I went to bed around 1:30 this morning and work up at 7:00 am due to sunlight in my window I guess. I decided I had enough patience for steel cut oats and enjoyed peanut butter, banana
adamisfat: If anyone tells you that you can’t be badass, and also girly, don’t forget to tell them that one of the most beloved Norse goddesses, Freyja, was the goddess of beauty, sexuality, and fertility, but she was also the goddess of sorcery,
00250: HEY GUYS i’m doing a survey for my linguistics assignment, could you please reply/reblog and tag where you’re from/where you grew up and what you call these?
azazelbreath: I love when you have no air and you get confused between ejaculate and breathe. 😈
urbies: lemonadeleathers: aloneveganreed: callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is
sixpenceee: Butterfly is a rare sheep-goat hybrid. A male goat and a female sheep created Butterfly. He has a goat face and feet, but is covered in wool.
sixpenceee: At up to 36ft in length, the oarfish is the largest bony fish known to science and is thought to be responsible for many sea serpent legends. Although it lives in tropical and temperate waters worldwide, the oarfish is rarely caught or seen
joebelladonna: I never uploaded a battle jacket update, did I? The inside was signed by Overkill, Korpiklaani, Nuclear Assault, Dark Angel, Orange Goblin, Lawnmower Deth and members from Death and Wolf.
sixpenceee: The Speyer wine bottle is a bottle of liquid, most probably wine, originally found near Speyer, in Germany, in 1867, and has been called the world’s oldest existing bottle of wine. The bottle has been dated at 325 A.D or 350 A.D and
radiothrash: “I used the dictionary very minimally and I just wrote how I speak. And I speak very hateful manner usually. I constantly did that because I think the fans would get more out of it if they understood exactly what I’m saying - exactly
congenitaldisease: Inside the home of Anatoly Moskvin - Moskvin, 46, who was arrested in 2011 after it emerged that he had dug up the graves of at least 150 little girls, ranging in age between three and twelve. He would dress them up and hold parties
sixpenceee: Two new species of peacock spiders have been discovered in southeast Queensland, Australia, one appearing with vivid reds and blues while the other’s details exist in stark black and white. Peacock spiders, named after their bright patterns
sixpenceee:Pyura Chilensis It can be difficult to believe, but these rocks are living, breathing organisms. Their appearance allows them to blend into Chilean beaches and avoid predators. Interestingly, these creatures have both male and female organs
bongworm:i love how the villagers are in acnh like..i went into lopez’ tent and walked out without saying anything to him and he was confused! that’s how i would react too bitch! it’s shit like this that makes me connect with the characters
randomitemdrop:knifeforsale: VINTAGE PFIZER LETTER OPENER | LISTING Item: Dagger of Healing; still delivers piercing/slicing damage but cures poison and infections. Stab a zombie and look how confused they get
lumorie: “ >> Cool shirt. << It started with a compliment. A compliment that came out of nowhere, and left Jack confused. “ You all should totally read the fanfic “It started with a compliment” by @kinraijou. IT IS SO GOOD AND I
curioscurio: leenalecklin: He forgets 💀 Frill’s my DnD character - a skeleton bard - and my personal canon is that half of the time he doesn’t remember being undead. So many times he acts like being alive and then gets confused when the others
Fuck it, gonna eat anyway and hope I don’t die- not that dying would be too awful
coelasquid: becausebirds: Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip. This sounds like an alternate universe version of my pigeons and they both stopped hooting and got very confused.
umovelikeiwantto: 5 years on and I’ve mostly got the hang of speaking Australian. Mostly. Lol.
the-pyroveride: mmmmbeefy96: gunsandfireandshit: igunsandgear: NFA info graphic. I love explaining this shit to people and watching their confusion Lol when telling people what the ATF considers what they get all indignant and when I bring it
thatonesingingguy: Okay, so for some reason like 30 people on vine are following and what’s confusing about them is that most of them have at least 10k followers and I haven’t posted one thing on there. But here is where it gets fucking ridiculous.
bepeu: i hope i confuse you and you think about me a lot
mrbrightsidezz: I’m in such a shitty position and I feel nothing. So numb. So confused.
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak: If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.
so whose great idea was it it to start writing things on those paint sample color card things and post them and why is everyone reblogging them lol
safetytank: askclint: rated-d: adorably-confused: According to my ASL teacher, we don’t say dragon in sign language. we say “spicy dinosaur” and I think thats beautiful. Well, that’s pretty accurate! That’s…that’s pretty much
So I was watching porn, so what, actually hentai, and I don’t normally read the comments unless I wanna know the name to the hentai, and this fucking shocked me. Like wtf is wrong with this person! How the hell is it “acceptable for man to
If a boy can’t make up his mind, then neither can I. And I will continue to flirt with other boys, and girls for that matter, until we both make up our minds that we want to officially be together. Meanwhile, I’m going to get laid by who
archieandrewx: We do look like a boy band and people would confuse it. But we write all our own stuff and play all our own instruments. ❞
avengette: That feel when you and the bae are close enough sizes that you can trade cosplays and make everyone confused. >:3 Yang 1/Blake 2: @avengette Blake 1/Yang 2: @eupheys-rhapsody Both photos by Nude Carbon Studios, & both us girlies are
I’ve had a huge influx of followers today and no idea where you all came from, but hi. Welcome aboard. How’s your day been today, I hope you got to pet a dog and see a really cute person
fun fact: I learned to drive standard before driving automatic and the first car I ever drove was a camaro lol
someone was having a conversation on one of my posts and they used my real name and I was like ?!?!?! but turns out thats the person they were talking to’s name
brashblacknonbeliever: eshusplayground: ai-yo: hawkeye9: witchsistah: ai-yo: borinquenafeminista: Racist white man attacks and spits on a defenseless African American female contractor for recording him going off on a tirade belittling her and
A dumb feeling you get when you’re an artist is that you’ll get those moments when you feel like everything you draw is terrible and you should stop trying but then a few minutes later you get super excited about an idea you have and want
Guys, I know you’ve all heard it before but if someone is EVER guilt tripping you/invalidating you to make themselves seem more important than you, fucking BAIL OUT. That person is not right to be around and will only confuse, manipulate, and make
