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collaredlez: Does this look like a fully trained slave? Yea, that’s what I thought. This is strike one. Fail me again, and next time you’ll be the one naked, on the floor, being the responsibility of my new intern mistresses.
kassafrassa: finally finished the picture for our dear porn-providing doktor! it’s a scene from part 8 of misunderstandings c: i’m sorry i took so long, i hope you like it, and thank you so much for being so patient <3 and lkjsdf i’m
Recognize your girlfriend? Or is she your wife? She’s really enjoying the party she went to with her friends, can’t you tell?She wants you to know she’ll be home a little later than she thought because she’s going to be trained to perform like
You will never be like him. You’ll never be able to make your wife want to kneel in front of you and worship your cock.
thepoorstruggler: Tonight’s the nightOpen your door and i’ll come insideDon’t be afraid, it will be alrightI will change your whole life tonightAnd you’re so beautifulToo beautiful for this dead-end worldI’m taking you to a better placeoh,
oconbdsmsklave: lipstixxx-noir: Gifs by Lipstixxx-Noir. Ohh yes. I would love to be in her place. I love the “boots” and the way her hands are immobilized. Someone out there that want to do thinks like this with me?Invite me and I’ll be yours!ocon@gmx.de
graphenescloset:My half of an art trade I did with @dufelbagofdrawsClaire and her mom, Pastry Puff“Keep eating like you do and you’ll be as big as me in no time!”Bump“M-mom!”At least that’s how I imagine it hehe It’s like seeing Claire’s
15/11/2016 8PM GMT at https://picarto.tv/kataaoyocI’m gonna be doing a couple of quick rough sketches, if there is anything you would like to see then come along and let me know and I’ll be drawing a few of your suggestions. Anyone is welcome, references
For the like… five of you who have some degree of belief in my ability to keep to a schedule:Due to medical shenanigans, and barring some kind of bizarre miracle that has been notably absent from this experience, I’ll be out of commission for
punkrockluna: i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
equalistmako: “I like my coffee black and strong so it tastes like actual coffee haha I can’t stand that girly fru fru sweet crap chicks these days drink” lmao okay listen you can go have fun choking on your bitter hot bean juice and I’ll be
GOD, the urge to buy a bunch of loli pieces as soon as I get my raise is PALPABLE.‘Cause not like I’ve lost Ŭ,000 over the last year from moving multiple times or anything
toddhood: bisexual-nightwing: headcanon that delivery drivers in gotham love delivering to wayne manor because bruce casually tips them 贄 and up. they’ll be like “sir, you gave me a hundred?” bruce will be like “what? is that not enough?”
godtricksterloki: mirrored-delusions: villenoire: serialkiller-obsessed: Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.” Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be
My boyfriend and I made an Etsy shop with horns and flower crowns! We'll be adding more things soon, but right now we have a few things up if you'd like to check them out. I've also added an option to ask for a custom order (you can see the button
this post is so so embarrassing omg talking about mental illness and a ham what the fuckkkkk hopefully it’s late enough at night that nobody will read this I found an article in which a researcher discussed him probably being bipolar and like. yeah
mommystouch: You can sass off to Mommy all you like, just be prepared for the punishment that will come. I’m not gentle, and you’ll be begging and sobbing for a long, long, time before it’s over.
blackberryshawty:People act as if hating someone is like something that requires energy all the time like no I don’t think about the people I hate until they are brought up and then I’ll be like mid drag of a cigarette like “fuck that hoe”
manywinged:anxiety is insane i’ll be minding my own business when my brain from hell is like “hey, have you thought about [mildly concerning thing] and how it could actually be [world ending life ruining disaster]? well now you can!”
jessalrynn: bauliya:dressed-in-rain: adampvrrish:literally everything always feels like a performance to me. i’ll be uncontrollably sobbing and will suddenly be like wow i would’ve won an oscar for this I was in a beginner’s fiction writing class
I wonder if the upcoming Steven Universe comic series is going to be in continuity or just be a non-canon aside like the Adventure Time comics I’d be cool with it either way, I’m just curious on what direction they want to take it
tbh, I don’t think I’ll ever be over how cute it is that in “Warp Tour”, Garnet and Pearl see Steven sleeping and so decide to bake cookies to surprise him with. I mean, it doesn’t work out because of plot reasons, but the sentiment is impossibly
alienhive: I HATE people who just have to have an opinion Like I’ll be like “I love breathing” and they just have to comment saying oxygen is overrated and they’re too edgy to breathe and they play Xbox one
futarika: Woo! thank you cutíes for those 50 LIKES on my last post x3 ❤ I told you 50 Likes is nothing its super easy so just keep them coming! Hehee and I´ll be sure to keep posting more pictures. but hurry! its getting late and we might need to
domhnal-gleeson: simonlewhiss: shuri constantly teases peter about how much more advanced wakanda is and he usually can’t tell that she’s kidding. he’ll be like “i should get some sleep now” and she’s like “you still have to sleep? lmfao”
missjamievega: Teeth and hair are a beauty, they know it’s their duty To be countess in their hearts Their minds that have to whisper, see in them a sister Look into their eyes and you’ll be in Transylvanian concubine You know, what flows there like
bloggywoggywoo: into-thewastednights: villenoire: serialkiller-obsessed: Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.” Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be
doctorwhoovesfan: like-lucy-in-the-sky: itsugar is my favorite candy store look at this place come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination More like be in a sugar coma
dik0alam: mjwatson: It’s easy to feel hopeful on a beautiful day like today, but there will be dark days ahead of us too. And they’ll be days where you feel all alone, and that’s when hope is needed most. No matter how buried it gets, or how lost
hey guys, if you’ve heard about the messaging system and aren’t on it and want to be, like this post and i’ll be sure to add you :)
Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, which music you listen to, what you look like, how you act, who you hang around with, and on practically every other personal trait and imperfection about you, and you'll be made fun of for
tsunamiwavesurfing:have you tried to use youtube without an adblocker recently? i guarantee you’ll be leaving bombs and spraying question marks around the city like the riddler
Wow i spent like 2 days psyching myself up to go out tonight and managed to talk myself out of it in the space of five minutes. I guess i’ll be in with cheese on toast and Friends tonight then.
solluxsmatesprit: i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib
pocketsext: airrogance: westbor0baptistchurch: and we’ll never be royals shut up hoe this doesnt look anything like lorde take ya shitty overused jokes elsewhere ive seen someone use this caption like 20 got damn times its just not in our blood
thranduart: punkrockluna: i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA” BOOM TADA
i want to leave my dildo on the windowsill and when people are like uhhh why is there a dildo on your windowsill and they get all uncomfortable i’ll be like shhhh it’s photosynthesizing and if ur quiet u can hear it grow
kodakcx7438: Here’s two more, and that’ll be it for everyone. The rest are for people that actually have talked to me and have gotten to know that person a bit and what not. (Also like the rest are also mostly dealing with my face being in them pretty
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