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punkrockluna: i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
cheshirecatsmile37art: I decided to start doing Inktober because I haven’t done anything traditional in like 2 years and it’ll be good practice I want to use excuses like the paper is really cheap and rough and crappyBut in reality, I’m just really
Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, which music you listen to, what you look like, how you act, who you hang around with, and on practically every other personal trait and imperfection about you, and you'll be made fun of for
asleepylioness: Fire in my eyes, fury in my hair. The burden of the beast inside my belly. And still i want to give you more. I like it when you tell me i exhaust you. It scares me because i know one day you’ll leave and you’ll be so sad i made
I lied . I still get jealous . And I'll be real , I get jealous when a really pretty girl likes you . And I get scared she'll take you away from me .
Look fam, you wouldn’t draw some pony rape, then go to the nearest child and be like “yo check this motherfucking shit out”My blog is marked as being NSFW by default. And with tumblr’s new filter system thing, that means you need to actively
I used to be crazy into anal play & did it frequently but I haven’t rlly done much in like a year or two & wow it’s hard to get back into. Like I pick up a big plug I used to fit thinking it’ll be easy BUT NO????? MY POOR BUM
taint3ed: Porn blogs sure can ruin some porn GIFS. Like it could just be a girl and a guy in a bed romancing and you’ll see this as a caption: “Daddy will show you how to play with no toys.” Like what? What the fuck? I didn’t get that
snorlaxatives: i hate when i’m complaining about something and someone tries to one up my complaints like… i’ll be like “i only got 5 hours of sleep i’m so tired” and some obnoxious ass will pop out of nowhere like “oh well i got negative
I’m on the 12th or so chapter of the prison school manga and i’m genuinely confused by the fact that everyone seems to constantly be either drooling uncontrollably or sweating uncontrollably. like they wont even be doing anything and they’ll be
adamrippongifs:What are ice skating groupies like?When I’m competing, a lot of times I’ll look up and there’ll be maybe one or two rainbow flags. (I’m gay, by the way.) I’ll meet the people flying the flags after the competition—nine times
queerwashing: instead of saying “not ALL men are like that” you should not say that and drink a glass of water instead. you’ll look a lot less stupid and you’ll be sufficiently hydrated.
trekkiefeminist:“I don’t want anybody being color-blind when they look at me. I resent somebody saying, ‘Oh, I don’t mind that she’s black, I’m color-blind.’ Well, wake up, fella, and smell the roses. I like being who I am, and I’ll be
twelvefootmountaintroll: i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial” and people will be like “oh like the mermaid” and i’ll say “no like the font”
thewritingfortress: keldulmo: villenoire: serialkiller-obsessed: Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.” Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like
cwiiis: tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be all “sup fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked”
joygucci: ya’ll be like burn this flag cause it resembles the enslavement and genocide of black peopleand i’m out here thinking, shit ya’ll better burn this flag, this flag,this flag and this motherfucker too Fuck all them flags
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me
heyatleastitsnotcancer:So I’m going to a concert tonight with the boy and his friends. It’ll be my first concert in years. I know I should take my cane. I’ll need it. But I really don’t want to. He’s never seen me with it and I literally just
free-to-accept-death: I like you A lot. And it absolutely terrifies me. Because I know what will happen. You’ll break my heart. And I’ll be all alone again.
If I ever become famous I’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and I will be like bff with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me.
villenoire: serialkiller-obsessed: Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.” Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus
joygucci: ya’ll be like burn this flag cause it resembles the enslavement and genocide of black peopleand i’m out here thinking, shit ya’ll better burn this flag, this flag,this flag and this motherfucker too
youaskeditold: villenoire: serialkiller-obsessed: Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.” Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence
cyndaquilpoop: reichenfeels: shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea
adamrippongifs: What are ice skating groupies like?When I’m competing, a lot of times I’ll look up and there’ll be maybe one or two rainbow flags. (I’m gay, by the way.) I’ll meet the people flying the flags after the competition—nine times
bpd–ghostie: attention is literally addictive like a drug to me so if you suddenly start giving me more than im used to getting it feels amazing and i’ll be really happy but when you stop or dial it down a bit i’ll go into withdrawal and wonder
“When I’m 40 and nobody wants to see me in a sparkly dress anymore, I’ll be like: ‘Cool, I’ll just go in the studio and write songs for kids.” - Taylor Swift.
heyblaine: i wish it was as easy to find the fics you want to read as it is to order food like you just called someone and said “hi i’d like a badboy/cheerleader au to go pls about 40k words rated nc-17 lots of h/c” and they’d be like “that’ll
swiftofrph: When I’m 40 and nobody wants to see me in a sparkly dress anymore, I’ll be like: ‘Cool, I’ll just go in the studio and write songs for kids.’
5teeze: keldulmo: villenoire: serialkiller-obsessed: Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.” Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence
keldulmo: villenoire: serialkiller-obsessed: Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.” Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day,
I simply can’t accept that I’ll never be able to experience what sexual pleasure can be like. It’s unbearably painful and slowly suffocating me.
aplacebothwonderfulandstrange: villenoire: serialkiller-obsessed: Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.” Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like
my-ugly-blog: life-is-a-razorblade: serialkiller-obsessed: Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.” Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence
