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shadesofmidnights: Make love to her like an assertive seducing devil and she’ll be yours for life. But don’t be foolish to misinterpret assertive with aggressive or you’ll be going home alone tonight. :) .
I have persuaded your wife to fuck you. She’ll be gentle, just like me, and we’ll take turns; but once she takes you with her strap-on, she’ll never again will see you as a man.
mittsies: In a few days from now I’ll be leaving to go visit friends and family in another part of the country, and I’ll be there for several weeks, so don’t get nervous if you don’t hear from me in awhile. I feel like I really got a lot done
hypehoran: “Baby when they look up at the sky, we’ll be shooting stars just passing by. You’ll be coming on with me tonight and we’ll be burning up like neon lights…”
slut-problems: @workyouout38 I want to suck that cock just like this. You know I’ll be nervous at first but then I’ll warm up a bit and you’ll be pounding the back of my throat. I’ve been practicing a lot, working my throat out every day all
Looks like we have a clinch of a winner!The first ever commission I’ll do will be a YCH each for three ponies! Two slots will be auctioned, and one will be a free raffle for those who reblog and follow.I will be using this site for the two YCH auctions,
actually…hmm let’s see, I’ve had an SU idea for a while that involves well…male humiliation XD and a giant dildo. I don’t want to reveal too much, but if you guys aren’t interested in that, plz say so and I’ll work on some other
My aunt and 2 other strangers are coming from Mexico to take over my room 2morrow. And my room is the largest so there’ll be 4 people here. I dont like peopleeee ;-; They’re gonna be here for a whole week and my winter break ends in a week.
toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate:The word Lmao saved me like I’ll have the most fucked up depressing thought and then I’ll be like …. lmao and I’m cured
el-yawm-deactivated20181026: ‘Cause all I know is we said, “Hello.” And your eyes look like coming home All I know is a simple name Everything has changed All I know is you held the door You’ll be mine and I’ll be yours
patrickat:creekfiend:creekfiend:creekfiend:To all the 13 year olds out there being viciously mocked online by other 13 year olds for being into stuff I’ve never heard of, hang in there, one day you’ll be like 30 and be like “what on
Trying to let you go Its been two years and I still can’t We shouldn’t have done that stuff. I know you still have feelings and I do too but like you have that girl of yours now that you’ve been with for what’s about to be a
I’m going to recruit all my peeps to make a sukeban APB:Reloaded-esque game…It’ll be rival sukeban gangs causing trouble, getting into fights, tagging walls, and shooting each other with paintball guns, with so many outfits you’ll
naughtyyavocadoo: When I’m tired, I’m either extreeeemely happy or completely unresponsive, like a zombie. There is no inbetween.
loveserum:something that is like really not talked about that much w mental health stuff is just like. how easily it can come back. One day I’m really doing ok and not even thinking bad stuff and then one terrible thing can happen the next day and I
sanescientist: Track 3 of 13. By now your pussy should be nice and wet, and your head should feel like it’s surrounded by a soft pink fog. <<Can’t think… So horny>> You’ll be struggling to think clearly and you’ll be unable to
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
I’m so unhinged now that I basically lost all my friends. Like I’m going to see Kyary next week and I just don’t want to know what it’ll be like if I see my ex-housemate. I say this like I’ll do something violent, but really,
I have to try and get nycc passes at noon uuuuuuugh. The thing is I might get passes from a friend that is working a booth there, but it’s not confirmed and I might qualify for a professional pass, but I can’t apply for it until I actually
ntbx: I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day
mothdogs: vampireapologist: being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m
batfamilia: kimiwatanabe: when im famous im going to make a fanblog for myself and take all of these pictures that i’ll make graphics and edits from and everyone will be like “omg where are you getting these pictures????” and i’ll just say google.
bad-velvet: Who has been your biggest mentor on the show?Nat Dormer. I can ask her the most stupid embarrassing questions. I’ll be like “so what does it feel like to be in love?” and she will tell me and give advice. She’s probably my biggest
tall = taller than me short = shorter than me That’s how I use these terms. I don’t really have an objective concept of sizes, its just all how things are in relation to me (or sometimes whatever the other point of reference is - e.g. this
projectormom: I feel like I need to reiterate since people have been messaging me about different nacre designs/headcanons and believe me I’d LOVE to talk about them but a lot of them are like ‘are you ok with this?’ and I just want to make sure
I think I’ve mentioned this before, but I like Of Monsters and Men’s “Wolves Without Teeth” for Ruby/Sapphire
Oh, I just realized I’m going to be missing whatever episode premieres on July 27th, since it’s my mom’s birthday. Not that it’s that big of a deal, of course, I’d rather spend that time with my mom and I’ll just watch
*rockin’ instrumental interlude*(Turn around, fandom)In just 15 minutes it’ll start(Turn around, fandom)In just 15 minutes it’ll startAnd you’ll need to watch tonight (and you’ll need to)Or you’ll be lost more than everAnd
I’ll be back in two weeks, guys.If you post any selfies, pop me in the tags, and I’ll find them, so I can reblog them.TTFN x
kitsunezakuro:based off this post also some of ya’ll need to chill, Otabek turned 18 in october and Yuri will be 16 in 3-4 months, the age gap is like 2 years and 4 months or something dumb like that kill me i will go down with this ship
hucowgoddess:That’s it my good boys…don’t resist. Soon you’ll be like me…ready and willing to serve her. Your cocks will always be hard, and your minds will always be blank…just like mine. Just let the brainwashing take over and live a life
daily-dattebayo: Naruto Meme: [7/10] relationship ✿ naruto uzumaki and shikamaru nara (friendship) “Someday you’ll be the one to treat others to ramen and you’ll be called Master Naruto. We can’t stay kids forever. Like Asuma and Jiraiya,
thelemicgnostic: I think the universe likes putting me in my place and reminding me I’m flawed because every now and then I’ll go to drink and miss my God damn mouth and there’ll be coke everywhere and it’s like Mocking me. You think you’re
sconearts: So to thank for 200 mainblog follows,i do draws for chu. Reblog/like this post or w/e to get me to see your notes and you’ll be entered.I’ll pick like 3 people or something and you’ll get a request done.Streaming optional.uhhhh requests
itsonlymarlon:retroactivebakeries: way to leave out the much more effective “fill your pockets with gunpowder and nails” method of being burned at the stake, Lutheran Handbook. I like the idea that they’ll burn you but they’ll be like. “Ok,
sophieturnernews: Who has been your biggest mentor on the show?Nat Dormer. I can ask her the most stupid embarrassing questions. I’ll be like “so what does it feel like to be in love?” and she will tell me and give advice. She’s probably my biggest
femmierandee: sissyfagschool: daddywantssissys: They do, it’s all about that presentation. Be willing to bend, walk and strut about looking like a tramp and you’ll be treated like one - which is s good thing. Always…I always wear stockings and
loki-the-pie-maker: I love black cats because you can take a picture and it’ll be all like “Awww, cute fuzzy adorableness!” then, you’ll accidentally leave the flash on and it’s like “I will murder you all while you sleep."
ribcaqe: ribcaqe: I swear, once you hit your 20s everyone from high school will start getting engaged and popping out babies and if you’re anything like me you’ll still sleep with your dog and play the sims and you’ll be very confused Wait what
alphas-over-fags: Soon it will be in your mouth. Soon after that, in your throat. You’ll learn to take it all the way, like a good, useful faggot. Then I take your ass and claim it as mine. And you’ll be my fag for as long as I need you around.
mezzogiornovargas: nypmhet: i have chubby cheeks and chronic bitch face so i always look like a pissed off child ah don’t worry in a couple of years you’ll be a handsome pissed of adult. And you’ll be fangirled over and shipped with idiots and
killtheweirdkid: why do so many people on this site wanna fuck dads you’ll be all like “im a bad girl” and he’ll be all like “hi a bad girl, im dad”
ghost-grantaire:Sometimes listening to straight girls talk is so wild they’ll be like “it sucks that I’m tall because I love heels so much but I can’t wear them because then I’ll be taller than my boyfriend!!!” and just like what in the goddamn
oatmilkdrunk: When the lights go out, we'll be safe and sound. We'll take control of the world like it's all we have to hold on to.And we'll be a dream
demi-glittervato: When the lights go out, we’ll be safe and sound, we’ll take control of the world, like it’s all we have to hold on to, And we’ll be a dream.
koralined: One day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright.
nikitaagupta: I hate when after a perfectly good day, an unknown distant feeling sinks in and reminds me of the days you’re here for. it reminds me that one day i’ll wake up and you’ll be away, miles away and I wont be able to kiss you like I did
My house : Your house So when I’m mad I’ll be like “bye” *slam* and then when I’m not I’ll be like *knock* *knock* “hi”
croutoncat: i want to work for Mountain Dew because whenever someone confront me about something i’ll be like ‘with all dew respect’ and i’ll be promoting the company and making a joke about it and everyone will probably love me.
natalieironside:I like being around other mentally ill ppl because I can be like “The ants in my brain are very loud today and I think I’m losing my grip on reality” and they’ll be like “I know exactly what you mean, have
boysmakegreatpets: If you are lucky enough to take a woman like this in public, you’ll be in none of her pictures — and you’ll be sure to pick up the tab, like a good boy… Very lucky indeed! 😎😎
mazerly replied to your post: anonymous said:FemRobin and Lucin… fun fact, if chrom proposes to maribelle at the end of chapter 11, she’s like “oh yay! now i’ll be closer to lissa! oh and i’ll be married to you, which is cool i guess”
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