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socalstockybear: wanderingaroundchub: Rodney Bowers “Shameless shirtless selfies” Rodney is sexy. And he can cook. Yes please.

r95irth: Here is a doodles for Shouto’s birthday that was yesterday but ! Anyways Satoru and Momo are definitely better cook in the Better care Universe, but Momo is better at western food than Japanese one (Shouto can cook what he eats, mostly….)

rockthesox: We can fuck like dogs AND he can cook for me. It get’s no better than that.

Yeah, he’s gorgeous. AND he can cook!

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misogynistowner: Fucking and cooking is after all 2 of the three things he wants from you.can anyone name the third thing?

pornwidows: “He can only get hard for ME now. The thought of fucking you leaves him soft and shriveled. You can still cook and clean for him though. But he’s basically married to ME now you fucking ugly skank LOL.”

scientia-rex: cherryseltzer: piece of advice from an old tumblr person: if you are a woman and you are dating a man, do not settle down with, cohabitate with, or marry a man who needs you to do basic things to take care of him. like, if he can’t cook

lesbiantiana: kronk is literally the perfect man. he can cook, he’s strong, and he’s funny. he’s good with kids, he respects women, and he helps the elderly. he can talk to squirrels. and most of all, he listens to his heart and he ultimately

This might be weird..but I really enjoy watching Sandeul eat ^_^….. He looks so focused and adorable and happy when he eats. Not to mention his lips look very kissable ^3^ . It just makes me want to feed him. If he were mine I would spoil him

oppafightme: but u know. jins decent husband material. he can cook. and clean. hes soft. dresses decently in his free time. has a high tolerance 4 wild childrens. hes nice. has a nice ass. all the things that i need

goaltobeswole: Mandingo Damon Daniel ! Aka King Gio ! And he can cook! He’s a thick beast ! @celebrityeggplant @celebrixxxtiez @celebrityeggplant100 @blackmalehulks @instagramdickprints

I’m glad the idea of “women’s work” is disappearing here in North America. A man who can’t cook, who won’t do dishes, who won’t do laundry, who won’t clean up after himself is hardly fit to be called a man. He is a child, and should be

lanuria: sofaleaver: magicalesbutts: lucidabright: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks

girl-prophet:nico-nico-knee:fextakneel:non-suspiciousname:sandmandaddy69:He wants to show cock 24/7 and you’re being ungrateful smhThe only way a man can cook in a manly way is with his flesh exposed.women don’t appreciate anything you do for

I want to marry a man who I can cook for and then he makes me, his dessert. Ya know like fucking me on the kitchen table, and calling me a slut. *daydreams*

goaltobeswole: Mandingo Damon Daniel ! Aka King Gio ! And he can cook! He’s a thick beast ! @celebrityeggplant @celebrixxxtiez @celebrityeggplant100 @blackmalehulks @instagramdickprints

renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish. Spoiler alert: Christine goes on to win the

vagisodium: jeargumedo: Why would he drive a toaster if he lives in a toaster? Who drives in a smaller version of their house? You know? why would he live and drive inside something that cooks him alive Omg, I was all set to look for this gif today

comeonletmehavedis: Girl: Me and guy are going to cook today :D I can’t wait, he makes so much delicious food, I’ll repay him by wearing a little something sexy :3

He can cook for me, and I will suck for him!

ma-morrison: If he can cook then… Well, buy him one and leave him in charge. Theo tried to cook for me once… It was really sweet, but he ended up burning the curtains and his hand in the process, so, I wouldn’t say I would let him use the kitchen

pleasemekei: slimchocolatebeauty: I think SOME women forget that men need affection too, it’s not love if he can do for and cater to your every need but then it’s not recipocated. Give him a back massage after a long day, run him a bath, cook his

i-am-yours-to-breed: How to be a Good Little Wifey 1. Cook lots of yummy, healthy food for Daddy to help him stay big and strong. 2. Always wear pretty dresses with no underwear when in the house so Daddy can access you whenever he wants. 3. Always wear

lolshan: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is partially blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish. I LOVE YOU CHRISTINE

rapunzel-corona-lite: theblacktroymcclure: kingjaffejoffer: explanatorypower: kingjaffejoffer: Just say he’s a C- student and go @kingjaffejoffer still annoying and corny as a square can get Nice to know some things never change I have no idea

brothersisterfathermother: My big brother’s so much taller and bigger than me that he can just pick me up like a little doll. But no one knows the real benefits of being able to do that.

Good girl…Now give Daddy his belt, and bend over on the chair so he can spank your naughty ass!!

cuckyjon: mistressandherknight: Alittle ass fucking in the kitchen while he made me dinner. Can I come over and cook you dinner

callmechaos: betweenlegs: anus: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish. OMG I

shithowdy: the other week in RP he burned their toast by trying to cook it with felfire and i’m glad blizzard is here to answer the important questions like “can you really cook with felfire”

Husband comes home to find his wife watching the food channel. He asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook." She responds, "And? You watch porn and still can't fuck."

Boyfriend finds girlfriend watching a food show, he asks "why do you watch that?" "You still can't cook?" she says "You watch porn and You still cant Fuck." >.

edmarcelino: nealzonwheelz: spicyobsession: werewolfpussychiapet: spicyobsession: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets

I watch a lot of cooking shows and I’m not sure if I hate the arrogant, foreign white male chef that does elevated, classic dishes and can’t take criticism because he was trained by French chefs. Or the young, arrogant white male chef that

faintfamiliarity: rayssexual: betweenlegs: anus: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of

queen-of-love-and-beauty: Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills

quietasides:Can’t whisk, then two months later…Harry: You know when he’s been cooking if you walk into the kitchen and there’s stuff everywhere. Just stuff everywhere. Niall: Yeah, that’s what I said to Harry the other day — remember, I came

i-am-yours-to-breed: How to be a Good Little Wifey 1. Cook lots of yummy, healthy food for Daddy to help him stay big and strong. 2. Always wear pretty dresses with no underwear when in the house so Daddy can access you whenever he wants. 3. Always

mostly-jensen: iamsupernaturalsbitch: “Eat!” “Can’t believe how many people are surprised that Dean can cook. He practically raised Sam, and looked after his father as well. Dean would have cooked, done the laundry, and cleaned for his brother

g0ld3n-bullet: nostalgic-girlwblog: grandpaq: ladychai21: mimibetta: Where he at though ? I want you bae 😂 I’m loyal and I cook… plus I make my own money 🤗 I’m a freak too 😂. Can you handle my crazy though 😜😝 😹😹 I thought

kinkyandslutty:I swear I will marry the man that can fuck my face that hard! …and I’ll serve him for life, suck his dick every day, offer my holes at anytime, cook every meal, clean the house naked, FUCKING DO WHATEVER HE WANTS!

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betheothergirl: alittlebirdysays: quillotine: renirabbit: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he

comeonletmehavedis: Girl: Me and guy are going to cook today :D I can’t wait, he makes so much delicious food, I’ll repay him by wearing a little something sexy :3

heyfunniest: zeebsdarling: anus: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish. OMG I

absol-utehope: nigelthornb3rry: zeebsdarling: anus: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks

humansofnewyork: “I can’t see, so he guides me. Whenever I make a sound, he will come running. He reads to me. He cooks for me. And he got the second highest ranking in his 6th grade class.” (Nurpur, India)

slimchocolatebeauty: I think SOME women forget that men need affection too, it’s not love if he can do for and cater to your every need but then it’s not recipocated. Give him a back massage after a long day, run him a bath, cook his favorite meal,

winterlong: arbitrary-stag: I don’t know who this guy is but every time a new pic of him appears I get really excited. Ditto His name is Brandon Mercer and he acts, sings, cooks, and plays the piano! Apparently he’s taken but we can forget

kollerss: well i told fox(skrill) from http://foxintwilight.tumblr.com/ lol about how i can cook dem delicious home cook meals and he said he loves noodles or something like that so i decided to cook them delicious mince meat + fishball soup noodle with

kollerss: foxintwilight: kollerss: well i told fox(skrill) from http://foxintwilight.tumblr.com/ lol about how i can cook dem delicious home cook meals and he said he loves noodles or something like that so i decided to cook them delicious mince meat

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