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Are the worst of allAnd the blood’s run staleI wanna hide the truthI wanna shelter youBut with the beast insideThere’s nowhere we can hideI never did get to finish this stupid thing so here’s the very last installment of JM Week: DreamsFyi this

$too-much-green: I finally gave in and did one of those cool pokemon variations going around \o/ I picked Chikorita (my radish baby) for mine and it’s based on different parents, mainly the father! I’ve always liked the idea that when breeding 2 different$

too-much-green: I finally gave in and did one of those cool pokemon variations going around \o/ I picked Chikorita (my radish baby) for mine and it’s based on different parents, mainly the father! I’ve always liked the idea that when breeding 2 different

karaboos: Art trade with @cartoonyafterdark I did read the petplay fanfic and let me tell you a thing That shit was great

angel-baez:Holy shit heart of the crystal gems starts tonight and we didn’t get any leaks. We didn’t get any leaks holy s h i t

I love watching RWBY reaction videos because seeing people get excited and hyped over the fighting choreography is a real treat but every time we get towards the end of volume 3, theres a BUNCH of people who are like ‘Ah this is getting intense! I

Things went south and i spent 30 hours sewing (and ended up not getting paid for any of it) and called that the end of our business together for now.. Its left me in rather rough shape to have a friend i had held in such high reguard use me…becaus

herunweddedhusband: iammyfather: Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.” Lmfaoing that’s wtf I said Holy shit bernie just gets better and better

geekvariety: If you don’t already have it, STEAM is giving you something pretty awesome for christmas, LEFT 4 DEAD 2! GO, GO NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND GET THAT SHIT!

you know stuff like thats what your mom said last night doesnt phase me but you change mom to kouhai and ill flip shit on you

pencilshapedironstatue: Onett colour palette: Day and Night

if i buy some oreos and you come in my fucking house and go in my cookie jar and you get some of the fucking oreos but then you dont eat the filling just the cookies or eat the filling but not the cookies theres a fucking problem and dont touch my shit

ah so! I am feeling a bit better atm so if you want to request anything- a doodle or a fic or something-feel free? winter break is coming up and it’ll be nice trying to get creative again and hopefully combat all the really bad shit I’ve

And just what the FUCK am I supposed to do about this anxiety, since when I try to look up self treatment options and directions, I get that feeling that I’ll start hyperventilating. This is… great.

stone-faced-sunset:ndragoon:mysharona1987:mysharona1987:But some seriously fucked up shit happened here. This wasn’t just a mad mob of crazy MAGA folks.Not that I like Mike Pence, by any means, but how do you get *that* close to killing a sitting

so after hours of struggling with the dmmd site and getting the sample tracks to load i’ve come to the conclusion that the bgm i wanted is indeed on there and i’m getting really emotional holy shit.

okay but headcanon that the first (and last) time noiz ever had chocolate, it was like 99% dark chocolate so now he never wants to touch or see chocolate ever again and thinks it’s pure evil.

slybluest: Okay since all that shit went down, lets just get back to the good people in the fandom and make a list of some cool people yeah? Here’s a list of a few (which in no way should you reblog this saying some one is shit or starting drama. take

can someone pls explain to me what’s so great about mizusei. it’s literally the only dmmd ship i can’t get behind and it’s killing my whole ‘i ship all the ships’ vibe ya feel.

okay but if it’s rainmaker and the other team’s distance left is fucking 4, especially if the shield’s already broken, fucking jack that shit and jump off the nearest ledge??? get that shit outta there??? what’re u doing team????????? fucking

tumblr pls get ur shit together and stop recommending me my own goddamn posts ty

Yall need to get this in your life right now. I’m faded as fuck right now off this tequila shit. This shit gets you drunk as fuck.This shit is way smoother than Patrón Silver, and that shit smooth. I’m bout to fall the fuck out.

doomsday519: *Government shuts down* *Congress gets paid regardless* That shit got me hot. Wifey ain’t got no check so everything on my shoulders, and these niggas still get paid? For what?! Beyond heated right now.

I sat thru ten minutes of that shit, ain’t nobody score, the slightest contact had niggas on the ground wildin like they was hurt, then get up ten seconds later and be fine. I can’t get with it.

“We can shower together” said no one that’s ever showered with their significant other in an apartment bathtub. That shit too small, and while they getting the water, you getting that cold ass splash and shit. Or she like the water too

I don’t get when white women have 12 kids it’s a miracle and they get a t.v. show and all that shit but when black women have even 3 kids it’s disgusting and ghetto.

tashabilities: midnightjazz: For the blackout I give you my 95 year old great grandma. Yes, 95. Lives by herself, raises chickens, cows, perfect aim with the shotgun and talks more shit than necessary. Look at the seated pose though. That A1 posture.

dookiediamonds: witchomo: I am honestly so fed up with how much people over-glorify this girl like I’m physically exhausted You let white man tell you about your self. Shit you should know. Have a seat and get comfy Bruh.

basicbutclassy: illbegotdamn: underacidicskies: One more time for the people in the back you can fly that shit rag of slavery and treason and not get arrested but protest for black lives & you get brutalized AND arrested. PREACH

bitesizedog: imkiwhereslevi: thetattedstoner: liferuining-soulsnatcher: terrijay: clarknokent: kinghispaniola: clarknokent: sobeitjay: lmao bruh Only fucking missionary like shit Lmaoo You laughing. TMG can’t fuck with big booty women. Doggy

marissarei: holy-crap-someone-finally: marissarei: Do non-black people get that the clapping between words/syllables is an indication of agitation and aggression? The answer is no. Wait seriously?Shit. Ain’t doin’ that again Yuuup. You do that

lesbianrey: wastedtush: lesbianrey: we need to step up our pence hate i don’t want that motherfucker thinking he’s getting away with anything But consider this, not spreading hate, but spreading love and wisdom. We are better than this and we can

redstripeking: Qui Damn!!!! Assuming those are 45 plates that’s 135 lbs on a military press (my shoulder screaming just thinking about it) and she putting all that shit on her lower back because she’s not seated and she can’t plant

chubbygirlindreamland: blackmodel: ithotyouknew2: hi-imkingdavid: blvckgeezus: destinyrush: When you’re tryna save a nigga from food poisoning and get slandered in return. Ain’t nothing wrong with cellulite fr though That nigga tripping. Cellulite

jehovahhthickness: themoroccanempress: jehovahhthickness: bboyplankton: jehovahhthickness: eli0tknight: All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back. A small one? Gotta be in a loft at minimum lol. Literally

79thwestern: I want to jerk off and get nasty and verbal. Want to suck the shit out of u. pull my dick out and get that hot creamy nut all over my mushroom head let it drip all the way down my balls and into my ass crack… Zip up and leave.

Cried during my PT session this morning…So that’s where I’m at right now. Fucking love being in the middle of a fucking break down.

I guess I’m lucky cause I’ve got a nice job that I enjoy and I’ve got a warm house and plenty of food and all that kind of shit, pets that love me and I take care of but I just feel unfulfilled emotionally and/or socially? Easy solution

nahshaw: MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

flyingwithbrokenrockets: commedesbrazil: meowmeow-beenz: Does anyone else with anxiety get that thing where you just want everything to be quiet and when it’s not, you just get really agitated, and people’s voices just start driving you insane?

itmustbepurple: espinosa-my-nosa: checky0urself: lifeisjustbeachykeen: broad-eyes: cuntgradulation: tyleroakley: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED

mygoldengeist: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t

el-dispute: let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex

that-fangirl-there: thrillsurfer: I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend. That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking

ameliapondb: animeasuka: imatimelorddetectivedemonhunter: hanannibalbanannibal: thewookiee2: jesusfreakinglucifer: carolingponds: frankietastic: juilan: I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s

take selfies, look cute, tell yourself you're fine af, focus on your goals, get that money, spoil yourself, stunt on all these hoes, etc.

hirxeth: “And I realized, I had been so focused on where I was going and, and getting back that I hadn’t even noticed… where I was.”The First Time (2012) dir. Jon Kasdan

indamonseyes: “And all that light just keeps getting in the way.”

riri-heaux: Beyonce can never let a bitch enjoy her new weave, as soon as you get that shit and think you on point that bitch come back and snatch that shit up so fast. Damn Bey let a bitch live

that-stupid-tardis-sound: i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick

#1 at being paranoid as fuck and annoying the shit out of people

also did I already make a post about my brother moving to texas ?? :D :D everyone send positive vibes to him that he gets a security clearance and gets the job out in texas so his pathetic, shit ass fuck face self will be away from me!!! yayayayyyy!!!

2 thnngs:ever since I posted my gofundme for my bikram training I keep getting stupid fucking sponsored little blogs about yoga idgaf aboutand I finally got new leggings! two plain black and one greyish blue ones I am so excited I’ve been forced to

people that know me in real life follow me on here, but i’m just going to go ahead and ignore that. i don’t give a shit anymore.so here i am, getting drunk by myself at 3am on a school night because for once, i just don’t want to feel. i don’t

jaqc13: jiinsy: obscuredrapture: justanotherstonyfan: joyceanfartboner:profsycamore:Click on it twice. These are your two super powers. everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust

jen-iii:Okay so I wanna buy clip studio paint because it’s having it’s Black Friday sales however, I don’t want to download the program the the current computer I have because it’s really good of and I hope to have a new one on Christmas So if

xjasmineee: “tat my name on yaaaah and get that shit across ya titties!” haha fishy fiishyyyy. (Taken with Instagram)

afakasi-king: How me & my best get down at our Christmas party! I had to drag her out to enter our company talent competition 🙄 But we met at country line dancing night and were still goin strong 😍👏🏽💃🏽🎶👢

what i meant in that last post is that i asked my mom for the pokemon black and white game and she says i have too many games so i ain’t getting it sobs

peachemojimami: I’m about to get an iud & I know that shit about to hurt It wasn’t that bad

Man I’m getting kinda tired of people keep saying I’m a good girl and “oh no she’s not the type of girl to do that, she’s way too shy” as though it’s a bad thing. Like you don’t know me, I’ll happily fuck my arse raw to get off and post

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