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Tifa Lockheart accidentally activates the wrong materia - an erotic materia once possessed by a demon of lust. Her tits grow to the size of beanbag chairs, and Tifa no longer is able to fight.
When dorky lardass Kevin touched the ancient artefact and accidentally transformed himself into the anointed avatar of uber-manliness, he celebrated his transformation into a bona fide superhero stud the only way the sex-starved nerd knew - by jerking
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From the girl who wrote “I can get off just by clinching both my legs together and rocking slowly on a chair…” Me: so, does it end up being, um, like super-easy to accidentally start doing that wherever you are when the mood strikes?
While researching a rare gemstone, Clara finds herself accidentally transported to Victorian-era Paris… where she becomes the plaything of an infamous courtesan and her royal suitor. Brand new masterpiece available now by Epoch! Check the
I’ve had an accidental (and super awesome!) @wilw appreciation day. All caught up on Eureka & watched all of the Guild while wearing my totally rad Fighting Time Lords shirt that Wil gave me! Wil is so awesome. By the way, the Guild is AMAZING!
thempft:Big Titty Indian Woman from the UK teases him with her big tits! She plays with his cock until he gets worked up and then he gives her a funny accidental (maybe not by accident lol) cum facial! Part 2 of 2
asklightking: Valentine PMV: Accidentally in Love (by PMV Collaborations) Finally! Finally finished! Thanks to Posi for editing, and all the artists that were part of it! Hopefully next time it won’t take so long… I have a slide in this one
bootyoptics: Submitted by: ( fashionmischief ) God damn that booty is perfect. I can seriously stare at this all day. Thanks so much for submitting, I meant to post your other submission but I accidentally deleted it, and when I tried messaging you
My thumb accidentally ruined this unfortunately so I tried to overcompensate by extending the ~kewl smudge for ~effect, but I love the composition so I gotta use it. Matthew is such an interesting subject to me - the way he walks, randomly skips and spins
Today I was driving by this school and just as a sped past it, the kids accidentally kicked their ball over the fence. They all ran over and started reaching their arms through the chainlink fence like they could grab it, even though it was across the
folkman86: avadakedavros: i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her
catadromously:curlicuecal:Halloween papercraft of this gorgeous artwork by @catadromously. I love the idea of chickens holding a seance and accidentally summoning their dinosaur ancestor.Have to confess, I got an hour into those little feather and bone
moenett: moenett: what if you’re trying to grab life by it’s tight shota ass and realize you have yaoi hands and accidentally break it then what was i high when i wrote this last night
silverhawk: silverhawk: i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame
ooh83: fury719: mindofchaz: folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Please like and follow mind of Chaz Fury719 Nice
bombing: [accidentally trips into interdimensional rift and is flung across space and time atom by atom only to materialize in another dimension as a god] damn okay
mindofchaz: folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Please like and follow mind of Chaz
lagonegirl: Cops went to the neighbor’s house of the suspect they were looking for and accidentally killed the wrong manEdgar Camacho-Alvarado, 23, was shot and killed by police this weekend while police were searching for a murder suspect in his
yooleeahn: mindofchaz:folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Please like and follow mind of Chaz To submit, please visit my profile.Follow
cowscratch: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: jumpingjacktrash: citizen-zero: tbh I’d love a horror-comedy about a retail worker accidentally becoming a ghost/demon hunter because they’re just so unfazed by difficult and weird and bellicose customers
phantom-smut:Journal Entry 6: “It was extremely foggy today, I could only see an arm’s length in front of myself and it didn’t take long for me to bump into someone accidentally. They were fully covered by a tattered cloak and when they turned around
ringtail-enthusiast: “oops i accidentally sucked your cock” “oh, i’m sorry, school is cancelled” “i’m straight, white, cis, and male and i’m offended by this post!!!!!!1!11one”
lagonegirl: Cops went to the neighbor’s house of the suspect they were looking for and accidentally killed the wrong man Edgar Camacho-Alvarado, 23, was shot and killed by police this weekend while police were searching for a murder suspect in his
retailtherapist:citizen-zero:tbh I’d love a horror-comedy about a retail worker accidentally becoming a ghost/demon hunter because they’re just so unfazed by difficult and weird and bellicose customers that evil entities aren’t much more of a challenge.
mountainslayer5: mindofchaz:folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Please like and follow mind of Chaz Follow mountainslayer5
risque2005: fury719: mindofchaz: folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Please like and follow mind of Chaz Fury719 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
nudityandnerdery: generalgrievousdatingsim: accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities I’m not seeing the downside.
sapphicproblems:about 2 months ago i was at the beach with my girlfriend having a picnic n comparing nice shells we had found and i got distracted by how pretty she looked and accidentally put a shell in my mouth instead of a pretzel
ice-block:Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a gucci belt
generalgrievousdatingsim:accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities
So, i am balls deep in making some chocolate edibles and when you’re working with chocolate tempering the chocolate is a huge thing and I dont have the thermometer to do it but! But, I might have accidentally tempered the chocolate by accident??
silverhawk:i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving
jaciopara: novallion: You ever accidentally create OCs and an entire cohesive book’s plot just by spitballing with a friend when you haven’t slept in two days?Anyway have some ocs Nazra and Aster
konorai: citizen-zero: tbh I’d love a horror-comedy about a retail worker accidentally becoming a ghost/demon hunter because they’re just so unfazed by difficult and weird and bellicose customers that evil entities aren’t much more of a challenge.
fury719: mindofchaz: folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Please like and follow mind of Chaz Fury719
bigboobandbeautifulgirls: mindofchaz: folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Please like and follow mind of Chaz 💋❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💋
chrisgreenwood72: steve1978smith: mindofchaz: folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Please like and follow mind of Chaz 😮💙
Sophie is cleaning up the plastermatic of web and dust. Spider tries to help out too by trying to chase away some butterflies outside the room, but accidentally starts the plaster machine. The machine comes alive and quickly bonds Sophie in viscous liquid
avadakedavros: i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength.
spicesandvirtues: IF U MAKE FUN OF/JUDGE PEOPLE AT CONCERTS FOR HAVING A GOOD TIME AND DANCING U ARE LITERALLY SCUM OF THE EARTH AND I HOPE U ACCIDENTALLY GET HIT BY SOMEONE WHO IS DANCING
capjaxster: Confidence Misplaced++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I was sure that given my experience fucking my college girlfriend bareback, and managing to control myself and to not accidentally cum in her pussy; that by extension
I’ve decided my new standard for men: if I was accidentally impregnated by this man, could I stand to have him at least tangentially related to me for the rest of my life? I let too many men who irritate me and piss me off and disrespect me stay
gayarsonist:accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities
tartyone: wasthatamelon: grimelords: I feel bad for teenage girls cause they have to get fingered by teenage boys, and as far as I remember teenage boys finger girls like they’ve accidentally dropped a pick inside a guitar and need it back right
big-tits36: fury719: sisko777:folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Sisko777 Fury719 Save some for me and my cereal.
xdgtf: dayzea: purehearts: grimelords: I feel bad for teenage girls cause they have to get fingered by teenage boys, and as far as I remember teenage boys finger girls like they’ve accidentally dropped a pick inside a guitar and need it back right
diosacoronadavyr: hairypussylvrman: risque2005: fury719: mindofchaz: folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Please like and follow