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So this is an accurate depiction of my friend, Steff, who is also know as s0s2 on deviantART, and I’m pretty sure she has a tumblr account as well… I’m honestly hoping someone else gets this joke otherwise I may need to rethink a few things
inkovert: hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’ so pls reblog
sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like
the-goddamazon: generalbriefing: xamazingphanx: vtforpedro: Good god why is this cracking me up so much This has nothing to do with my blog, really. I just started laughing and am having difficulties stopping. Lol I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS BECAUSE
shesavampirequeen: gahdamnpunk: Heteroni and cheese 💀💀💀 HETERONI AND CHEESE-
eclectifylady: toopunktofuck:one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about
#i’m more than fairly sure that i’ve seen this post tagged ‘jesus and judas’ and really is there anything more accurate than that
jazzberry-sorbet: notnights: assistancebitte: bilb0baggin: pureblood-: moisturize me If I didn’t watch Dr. Who this would make me very uncomfortable. I watch Doctor Who and it still makes me uncomfortable. I don’t watch Doctor Who and I am
noinkplease: hobojoe007: gamershaunt: Funny and accurate. Still accurate Nintendo does it’s own thing. XD
msillzie: I can’t find away to get around the fees so this is the next best thing. Completely free and accurate. Boost for artist peeps and the like. Though honestly you should kick PayPal and find an alternative anyway :T
castielssam: chris evans with a beard is the type of guy to take you out drinking and take you home and fuck you until you cannot walk chris evans without a beard is the type of guy to bring you flowers and coffee before work and tell you a joke while
erenyeagerbomb: i wanted to draw letterman jackets and my ot4 and funny faces so i just did them all at once Is that Erwin in a fucking “Hold me” t-shirt? Jesus Christ, this marching band AU is basically a window into my high school past.
horsemannumber0: sweetpretending: rakeeshsorrel: megustamemes: [TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0] I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate. australia; spot on. America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.
You know you are a part of the Nintendo generation when your first instinct with broken electronics is to blow into them and hope for the best.
So I was looking over that future episode list and assuming its accurate (as it seems to be given that the next three episodes were on the list, albeit not in the right order) there’s an episode later on titled “Rose’s Room” and
I share my Spotify with my mom and little sister so my Spotify Wrapped is completely inaccurate and kinda pointless to look at lol
sazquatch: hologrif: do you ever just get viciously jealous about people like no that’s my friend mine No? I think this is a really gross idea to promulgate, like this kind of jealousy is unhealthy and childish and leads to dependency and problems
kamilledontfeel: davybot: tsvlink25: When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks
Only tumblr can give me feels about math… why. crying. I feel like this could accurately describe some ships I’ve shipped. math feels And whats even worse is regular ol’ intersecting lines They meet once and grow farther apart forever. That awkward
thegoddamazon: swirlingabyss: There are 2 types of period cramps: Can’t tell if I have to do a number 2 or not … OMG I’M NOT EVEN PREGNANT AND I’M IN LABOUR Accurate.
buyakashaa: squidwardtortalini: mysteampunkheart: lam681: winmu: scullylovesqueequeg: tamtoee: yeahmicah: thegirlinthesea: spookydatrump: note-inthepages: Accurate post is accurate. Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt.
kanayahummel: theperksofbeingdornish: ohanameansfamily24: -behindbars: the-grand-highboob: thusmylife: b1ush: condescendingchristian: oh my god As a person from California, this is 100% accurate As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
profoundnegro: blake-nmc: dnnm: i am crying this is me Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha ACCURATE
ayosta: I am Sailor Sasuke! I stand for love. And I also stand for justice. And in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!
flawee: 立葵
santatveit: going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch
supamuthafuckinvillain: dilfweed: Accurate af Porn Breakdown. Gotta see how the scene start if it’s wack, skip to the head game. When ready See how she rides and looks in doggy. Once complete, skip to the end to see where she take the nut.
oncecreepybeckett: oncecreepybeckett-blog: Inception - 2010 No matter how many Inception fics I read, I always imagine Ariadne and Robert ending up together like this. My interpretation and this fic go together like salt and pepper. I love it so much,
crimson-chains: Otabek and Yurio as Hades and Persephone~“So, are you going to the underworld with me or not?”No one had ever asked Yurio to go to the underworld with them beforeforgive me ;;
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hojolove: A sign every artist and crafter should have on their site and window. When I get my site up and running I’m putting this on the Commission/Payment page.
intersectionalparenting: Have you been looking for a story with which to begin and/or continue meaningful and accurate conversations about gender identity? Perhaps you wish to have dialogues that center and normalize transgender identities but you
rexuality: OMG. So I was walking back to my apartment and I heard some footsteps and I turned around and there was this guy running straight for me. I started panicking thinking he wanted to wear my skin as a dress. He gets closer and sees me, looking
paladinjay: Other players maining McCree: *are fast and accurate*Me maining McCree: Then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired. And then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. This went on for several
the-treasures-untold: Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who They’re pretty accurate
jennaroselove: courtney-taylorgang: bixlogist: phuckwhattheythink: AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …and it only gets worse
brightredkettle: nezumi and shion’s relationship is kind of like this: nezumi and shion go to starbucks and shion buys like a mocha frappucino and nezumi buys BLACK COFFEE NO SUGAR NO CREAM HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER and he secretly wants a sweet drink
dexdefyingstunts:gotterhag:This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose.
lionquinnrawr: im-finntastic: WHY DOES HEATHER HAVE TO BE BESIDE HIM. The comparison An accurate shirt is accurate.
romans-art: “I saw, or fancied I saw, the room and its furniture just as I had seen it last, except that it was very dark, and I saw something moving round the foot of the bed, which at first I could not accurately distinguish. But I soon saw that
a-gradual-decompression: weallheartonedirection: “Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent.” accurate caption is accurate
stormcorrosion: the grossest thing is waxed up curly moustaches and suspenders on twentysomething iron&wine fans with tattoos please stop trying to look like a 19th century carnival strongman
gregorianchantss: i want bjork to sing it’s oh so quiet on top of my body and step on my ribs everytime she screams until she breaks them and i can’t breath and die under her feet.
cherryshota: having anxiety and depression is like being scared and tired at the same time. it’s the fear of failure but no urge to be productive, and it’s wanting friends while hating socializing. it’s like running a marathon with the willpower
gothhabiba: girls who are 14-16 rn are really going through it with makeup and instagram culture in a way that young teenagers of my day did not and it’s very concerning 😶 like the models photoshopped in magazines back then, only more accurately
marshmalllow: Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace
browncoatgrl221b: savatha: *cheers on all houses* ….It’s rhyming….and accurate….and beautiful….and loves all of the houses…I just….WELL DONE!
hobojoe007: gamershaunt: Funny and accurate. Still accurate
sometimes I hear old songs I related to when I was younger and then I realize now how depressing it is lol like I just listened to rilo kelly’s better son/daughter and I remember how accurate it was and thats sad
monicalewinsky1996: You don’t trust women because they contour and we don’t trust men because they tell you their gonna rock your world and then jack rabbit fuck you for 2 minutes and lay on you like a dead fish
commovente: it’s always so meaningful when someone interprets you accurately, or says a spark of a phrase, a half-a-sentence, that resonates with you so intimately that it feels like they’ve dipped a finger in a lake of you and made a ripple that
kakairu-fest-mod: uminos: winter mission thingies because it’s snowing out and I think if ANBU!kakashi and little teen Iruka ever went on missions together Kakashi would be softer on him than he should and Iruka would be a really loud and obnoxious
keithsmiles: we as a fandom need to love and appreciate Katie Holt (aka Pidge Gunderson) so much more and recognize that she is the backbone of team voltron and they would not be able to succeed as well as they do without her and her capabilities
bookhobbit: For Esme Weatherwax, through her life. Marina and the Diamonds - Oh No! “I shall be the best witch there has ever been.” Regina Spektor - Apres Moi “After you went I had to be the good one.”Florence+The Machine
cosmic-cyclosa: ylwkirby: What’s it like being 21 and older
the-christmas-shoes: snarkengaged: hobojoe007: gamershaunt: Funny and accurate. Still accurate I can’t fucking believe this still applies so perfectly Nintendo just keeps on trucking and Sony beats back Microsoft after several years of MS fanboys
gangbanglerfish: turducken-slammer: tardiscrash: albinwonderland: and now I present the fruit of our labour- Shit Tumblr Girls Say! Oh god it’s like looking in a really pink mirror. ^^^ when she dropped the phone on her face
quinnieh: #holly holiday and her team of dancing gays
The signs and anger:
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