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royalsiblings: “You’re totally looking at your sister’s bald pussy and fantasizing about fucking it, aren’t you? Fucking disgusting. What a weirdo creep you are. I bet you’re gonna go back to your room and beat off to the thought of it, you
riley-n-melissa-sittin-in-a-tree: Riley and Melissa greet all their guests at the door just like this. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph575b3121b9b6bdaughter swap
xyls: ashton kutcher ∞ two and a half men - 11x20
They did it first and best
daddys-slave-cunt: I kept the can in for an hour and a half–longest I’ve done in a while!!! I also wanted to start working on my goal(s) for my ass so I tried stuffing in as many beads as I could with the can in (this was after about an hour of being
daddys-slave-cunt: Hey everyone. So, I’m pretty disappointed in myself - I only kept it in for an hour and a half. My cunt felt fine but when I was sitting at my desk my lips kept getting pinched pretty hard and so my Daddy told me I could remove it
Hey I’m a 20 years old girl from germany and for one and a half year I’m working as prostitute because I love to be fucked from everyone!! What I like the most is that I fucked so often that I can’t feel a dick anymore! So I decided to insert me
loosepussiedgoddess: Haven’t stretched in about.. a week and a half? And my permanent gape still there Permanently loose 18yo BBW slut, proud of her gape.
My pretty pussy a year and a half ago & my beautiful loose cunt today.Thanks for the submission, harley-mrj, wow, what amazing progress. You’ve seriously undersold your development because the photos aren’t scaled the same size. Looks like you’ve
from-thin-to-fat: thickbambi: So honestly Im a little nervous about posting this. These were taken about a year and a half apart. This is the first time I have ever posted a “before” photo. Mentally I was not ok when I was smaller, I hated my body.
beckisbookshelf: In just a year and a half you all have taken my little spot on the internet from 3 followers (Hi, Mom!) to over 20,200! Thank you all for spending your time with me and for being such lovely people to interact with on a daily basis.
If your husband’s cock were at least half the size of your boss’ cock, he wouldn’t be doing all the household chores.
- How big do you prefer them, eight?.- And a half.
- - You prefer them big; but how big? eight?.– And a half.
Dark elf mistress and her half orc toyboy. Big ol’ draw a lot of whatever day today.
asksweetdisaster: Finally feel settled enough to make a welcome post and be able to see if I can draw! XD But now I can say that I AM :) Thank you again soooo much for all the welcomes and messages that I’ve received! They made me feel so welcome when
Really needed a new icon image, and it made me realise that I’ve never posted a picture of my sordid little being in the year and a half I’ve had this blog… so here I am, in all my splendour, looking strangely cutesy for once!
I got the raddest thing in the mail today from calcifie & the-maan <3 I cant even begin to tell you how much you guys made my day. I’ve met a lot of people through this fandom and lemme tell ya getting stuff from you guys is always so surreal
“When my skin had gone back to its even tone I slept with another man and discovered, my hands lying awkwardly on the sheet at either side of me, that I had forgotten what to do with them. I’m responsible and an adult again, full time. What
i feel like ive been on autopilot for like a year and a half what the hell
sadgalriri: reblog this and put in the tags how long it takes to do ur makeup
natthelich: Sugar-loving goth girl <3(and better half of the Anarchy sisters) (the anime is Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt btw, if you haven’t seen it, give it a shot)
wrexie: my first finished commission of 2018 tho!! @mangaqueensora‘s dnd character and her sister!! look at that familial love. my art // commission me // my stream (m-w-f)
ektetrolldom:A friend and I are now going to a second d&d group in a few town over. Just the kind of thing that lets us show up and leave as we please. Session to session stuff. I finally get to use my elf bard Airee, and have her work with Mortar,
cha-chi-san:A doodle of a random half orc lady turned into more than just a doodle
ginger-and-mint:half-asleep rn but all I can think about are the words “you ate so much” being said in a warm, concerned murmur while a gentle hand reaches out to rub reassuring circles over an achingly overfull stomach
Can’t fucking sleep anymore and the loneliness is devouring my mind
One and A Half Summer (一又二分之一的夏天) - Nickhun & Jiang Jin Fu
How you gonna tell me these two made out, and then not air it? And then half of the house goes on this horrible homophobic crusade. Are you fucking kidding me?
Pete’s World AU ↳ After the TARDIS leaves Bad Wolf Bay, Rose Tyler and her half-human Doctor return to Parallel London to lead a normal, happy, human life together.
ahegao-intensifies: I haven’t slept yet and I hate myself
stuckatacrossrhodes: “Uh, I’m fabulous, okay? I’m an incredible dresser, I’ve got buckets of money, I’m a hoot and a half, and I’ve got a killer rack.” - Karen Walker
kaaayrutledge: There’s a new Hyperbole and a Half, you guys, and it is spectacular.
captainlitebrite: i would like to warn people who are about to read today’s hyperbole and a half update that she was not exaggerating at all it’s a very difficult read and while it is a brilliant and emotive depiction of depression it may be triggering
pleatedjeans: Depression Part 2 by Hyperbole and a Half is the most important thing you’ll read all day.
Depression Part 2 by Hyperbole and a Half
throws a hissy fit before I leave for my professional development, because not only do I have a one hour session for a standardized test that doesn’t even cover my subject matter, but I have a two and a half hour session on co-teaching, which I
can SOMEBODY please couple cosplay with me, because my partner of four and a half years won’t
All these scenes of Bucky getting kicked and clawed at, when will Marvel reveal the gentle kisses footage
so, iTunes, are you just, like, not going to ever release “Reformed”? Because its been a month and a half and you still haven’t released it and there’s an episode for you to pair it with and yet you still won’t release it.Are you going to hold “Chille
elizabitchtaylor:a round of applause for girls who show up for morning classes with perfect hair, makeup and clothes. I don’t know how you do it. I know nothing of your world. But you are powerful.
Moving tomorrow. No idea when I will have internet connection, but will get back on when I can. :) Been doing laundry, moving the rabbits for someone to watch while we move, packing and loaded the truck a little. Now, there is nothing like packing at
met-armsarmor: Hand and a Half Sword, Arms and ArmorMedium: Steel, leather, woodGift of William H. Riggs, 1913 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY http://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/35888
reblog if u are gay and always half-asleep
tfw it’s only been two days (and a half) and u already sexually frustrated b/c u can’t get off &b/c company is over…………………………
filmtrivia: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was extensively color graded and due to the film’s overly dark tones, Warner Bros. asked director David Yates and cinematographer Bruno Delbonnel to add more colors to the film, as they could barely
i’ve not slept for about 30 hours but i had a really nice time with my friends who are good and lovely and caring <3 so that’s alright
Scott is the most amazing individual I’ve ever met. I want nothing more than to spend my life with him, exploring and living and learning and giving. And working out. It just seems like our priorities work out so well together. And his need to be
PSA: After a year and a half of hard work, about 10 drafts of my cover letter and a few days spend nervously biting my nails waiting for the list of chosen students to be published, i found out this evening that i’ve been picked to go to the University
caryjojifukunaga: Honey, I am seven fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don’t want to live in a hole anymore, and I’m going to do something about it.
bosnia-and-herzegovina replied to your post: ugh. first night back in oakland and i hear… West Oakland shawty. oh for sure, i’m not surprised. it’s just like WELCOME BACK, MUFUCKA after being in the ‘burbs for 3 and a half
darfin is the king of dad jokes and he apparently a certain joke was so good that he texted me at 3 in the morning to tell me it
5 minutes late to yoga and now I gotta wait for an hour and a half until the next session….why did I think I could be ready and get there in less than an hour?
first I suggested to my mother dearest we watch Adventureland. we wasted an hour and a half of life that we can never get backthen i suggested we swatch united states of tara and peaky blinders. we successfully lived about a week and a half of our
i ate a big mac and a half today and i want another
xuunies: xekstrin: damnian-wayne: smokingsilas: So after 5 and a half hours,1100 USD and a visit from Ed Hardy himself (my Army buddy’s dad works at Ed Hardy’s Tattoo City in SF, which is where I got it done.), this tattoo came out pretty well.
addsapphire: “so molly what have you been doing for the past two and a half hours”
rwbymemes: jen-iii: I’m calling it right now: All the fighting is attracting a huge underwater Grimm and it’s gonna appear AFTER the destroy the mech meant to fight it, leaving Argus defenseless And with half the team out of commission, Ruby is
Our DM for our campaign gave us some real ass Tarot card readings for our characters and assigned a card to each of them and Brutaak got the ‘Judgement’ card for her and I RAN WITH IT
MM I haven’t drawn my sessy big ol’ half-orc lady Brutaak and her pack beast Rramug ina while <:3c
