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cramp: allergies are just natural selection’s way of saying “you gotta go son”
captain-boomerang: badassbonerfarts: several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances we just got an update
caught-up-in-thoughts: kingkii: jackadiddlediddle: lezbisouthernn: she looks exactly like her dad! Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains I’M ACTUALLY CRYING THE FEEELLLLSSS
theonion: New Claritin Flamethrower Incinerates Whatever Causing Allergies The new Claritin flamethrower is available in either a regular 25-foot or an Extra Strength 50-foot jet of fireMore.
goingloco:*Reaper voice* stupid allergies.
surprisebitch: bravodelta9: I always think it’s insane that Trump got elected until I read things like this. Like, how do these people slip though basic education, manage to survive the real world, and even procreate successfully? the cat allergy one
squeeze-little-dogs:ALLERGIES
vexj: cheezitslut: pulpgang: “real life doesnt have trigger warnings” imagine supermarkets taking all of the allergy warnings off of all of the foods and then being like “sorry sweetie, welcome to the real world (:” when everyone started going
glumshoe:inkedintothepaper:glumshoe:any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating Or if they have a knife for a toungeyeah. or if they have a knife for a tongue.
pink-pone:“Ah, don’t you just love spring? Well, except for the allergies. Wouldn’t it be funny if it was reverse, and flowers sneezed if we got close to them? Ha!”Art by Ipun
lesbianboyfriend:lesbianboyfriend:the three inventions the world needs the most are cure for cat allergy, strap-on you can feel, and cigarette that’s good for you. scientists get on this right now please this post is TRANSGENDER!!!!!!! i fucking know
weloveshortvideos: Gave him Allergy pills and i told him it was molly and he fake high The brain is in control and you tricked his good job
silversora: Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
Triggers are like allergies.
hazeldeeznuts: snerkflerks: sleeping-horizontally: holdingmythoughtsinmyheart: what a beautiful person And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s
kramergate: noxtheox: kramergate: every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: The only difference between people who end up being librarians and people who end up being park rangers is what kind of allergies they have.
squided: glumshoe: strangerdarkerbetter: gahdamnpunk: We’re literally doomed At least I now have confirmation that allergies really *are* getting worse and I’m not just getting more whiny over time lol Same goes for the toxins in poison ivy,
cundtcake: Botanical Sexism Cultivates Home-Grown Allergies Arborists often claim that all-male plants are “litter-free” because they shed no messy seeds, fruits or pods. In the 1949 USDA Yearbook of Agriculture, which focused on trees and forests,
prokopetz: The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s
humming-fly:my allergy medication’s really been kicking in this year
twofingerswhiskey:deadmomjokes:PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn’t inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy
amgodfrey88: behindinfinity: We like to think that something like this led to Tadashi programming allergy precautions into Baymax. (•–•) Big Hero 6Hiro and Tadashi cosplay by Jin (me) and Miguel | photos by Reskiy More of our BH6 photos: [✖]
animauxing: its allergies season.
han-geeze: Levihan headcanon: Hanji has really bad allergies and it drives Levi nuts because she walks around with a tissue up her nose all day like the sloppy dork she is and…………………..one cravat was sacrificed for her nose.
thosecomics: Summary of my allergy
markruffalo: culturenlifestyle: Annual Parade in the Netherlands Pays Homage to Vincent van Gogh with Massive Flower Floats The Coro Zundert parade in the Netherlands celebrates the country’s reputation as a global supplier of dahlia flowers since
lol-post: An oddly specific allergy
bundyspooks: congenitaldisease: cryptid-wendigo: In the last few days, we noticed that Max (our 15 month old Boxer/Rhodesian mix) had a runny nose and he felt a bit warmer than usual. Thinking it was allergies, we kept wiping his nose and waited.
did-you-kno: Your beard is making you healthier. Growing a beard has actual health benefits, such as preventing allergies, asthma attacks, and rashes, and protecting your skin from the sun. Source
dongstomper: stonerscully: squ33ble: andrewbelami: old people are literally trying to blame our generation for food allergies……. “I might die if I have peanuts, do you have anything without them?”“Well, in MY day we just accepted our fate.
cocaine4lunch: chase: CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. HOLY HONEY-COVERED LESBIANS. me: HONEY-COVERED LESBIANS HNNNGG.chase: AND ONE OF THEM HAS A BEE ALLERGY. AAAAAKHAGEKHGEAGHARBme: CHASE I CAN’T HANDLE THIS CONVERSATION IT’S TOO INTENSE
I’m allergic to weird shit, so I was looking up where I could get an allergy test done and it’s around 300 to 500 dollhairs nope nope nOPE
tallbread: “suck my dick" "nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy”
did-you-kno: We are who we think we are. People diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder display multiple identities, and each one may have very real physical differences, such as allergies, right-or-left handedness, or the need for glasses.Source
rexuality: steal my look: prowling down the street in an itty bitty sundress, heels making my calves look amazing, got that idgaf attitude on lock, suddenly overcome by vicious sneeze attack BECAUSE OF FUCKING aLLERGIES
zanetheaiden: man it musta been weird dealing with allergies before we had a working understanding of modern medicine like “yeah we farm peanuts and mostly we’re okay but every so often someone eats one and just dies so it’s kinda sketch”
recklesslyinfatuated:cigarettesandcoffeev4:Allergies, man.
tb0t: #BBQ bound, wearing my 🍩🍗🍔 foodie tee, allergies got me looking rough #selfie Dope ass tee
Bubbline Art by Natasha Allergi ∟(her tumblr) ➀ x ➁ x ➂ x ➃ x ➄ x ➅
asongofsexandsociety: still considering piercing my nipples. my soul is very worried with all my allergies and sensitivity to metals, i’d reject them.
philintoyou: danhowellpng: this is the second time Phil’s been to the emergency room due to cat allergy issues are we gonna talk about dans shirt
gazed-bliss: allergies once again I swear
nugggz: i look high, but it’s my allergies also, i’m high
subgirlygirl: My first thought was, “Ha! No one can do this to me because of the rubber bands! Yay for latex allergy! WOO!” And then my brain was all, “You dumbass. Like a man you’d be with couldn’t come up with a million different and possibly
Happy 3rd Birthday, Feada! (As shown on left) thank you for making my allergy family happy and being a good hubby to Blueberry. #feada #blue #allergyfamily #lovebirds #babies
ouijaglitter: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) OH MY GOD I AM CRYING Totally not tearing up right now. I, ughh, have allergies. Damn, fall.
hazeldeeznuts:snerkflerks:sleeping-horizontally: holdingmythoughtsinmyheart: what a beautiful person And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost
lesbrariancatlover: Can we please stop acting like wearing makeup is a choice? As someone with severe skin allergies I can tell you that there is not a single makeup on this planet that will not give me a rash, and I’m sick and tired of hearing people