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Were the duke’s betrayal, the cardinal’s meddling…and a Riskbreaker strong as a bloody titan all part of your precious plan, too, Sydney? - John Hardin
mo-ndler: “Ultimately, the two-hour package did exactly what it was supposed to do. It wrapped up the story while reminding us why we liked the show and will miss it.” Goodbye, good Friends.
ryu1964: slimetony: ryu1964: slimetony: ryu1964: slimetony: ryu1964: slimetony: catsecretary: slimetony: catsecretary: slimetony: who ate all my guitar picks where did they go it was me sorry give them back cough em up no theyre mine now
gayyourlifemustbe: grassleaves: warhammer40kdatabase: theamericankid: When scientists get too honest > I would love to see more science posts on Tumblr. I particularly liked, “The postdoc who did all the work has since left to start a bakery.”
softrocklevi: it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all
zapcrashboom: awesomekimmy: (via dannnedog, izzatid) These movies holy shit <3333 So much love for all three.
Warning, may contain Toy Story 3 spoilers
seatalia: bestnationever: pochii: kittyschrunder: adori: (via alumina) OMFGGASDGADFGADFGDGATHISTHITHISTHIS OH MY GOD SID YOU’RE SEXY I THINK IT’S ADORBS THAT SID BECAME A GARBAGEMAN AND ANDY IS ALL FUNCTIONING AND STUFF.
tagath: rainwen: Going into any of the character tags for The Hobbit is like playing Russian roulette, only the bullet is double penetration fanart. tumblr, or the story of how I saw more badly drawn penises that I ever wanted to see in my life
We're all stories in the end
callmeoutis: by all means call out john green on his bullshit don’t stand for one bit of it but while you’re at it don’t throw the 13 year old girls who read his books under the bus with him for crying over fictional boys and photoshopping flower
fleebites: Some of you might have noticed I dropped off the face of the earth for a while. That’s because I was ploughing full steam ahead on this! TRANSMAJICKA is the story of Henrigne, a mage who was born a Warlock, but identifies as a Witch.
amedala: amedala: so today in lit i was wearing my bb8 shirt and i went to hand my teacher something and he just. looks at my shirt, lifts his leg, puts his foot on my desk, and lifts up his pant leg to reveal bb8 socks. and all he said was “i put
locus-hocus-pocus:big ears big eyebags big hair big mood: the taako taaco story
saisai-chan: someone faked a quote from Horikoshi saying All Might is bi, and it broke my friend’s heart to find out it was fake, b/c she was so, so, so happy to hear about it, b/c she’s also bi guys…. don’t post/create fake stuff like that
thegorgonist: My 80s fantasy movie qua-qua-quadrillogy! These films set me up for a love of synth and big hair, sassy dragons and dark fantasy. ( these are all most def in my shop )
lizeerdart:Hey y’all! I have been hard at work earning my coin for next semester but in my down time, I’ve been WIPping (get it lol) up this WIP for the digital LGBT+ monster zine I’m hosting, in which case the pre orders are open NOW!!! Snag one
hypsan: Yeah, I tried hypnotherapy. I can’t remember why now. Something about trying not to kiss as many girls? Or maybe not enjoying it so much or something? But that seems silly. I love kissing girls. I love kissing them all over. Anyway I guess
therealerme: taskmaster54321: the-man-with-the-knife: My filthy piggy. When you’re so low your boyfriends a toilet Doug, the maintenance guy just kind of blinked at me, as he reholstered his screw driver. It was Melanie behind him doing all the
devotionaltraining: honey-yolk: First there was silence, aside from a distantly ticking clock, all she had to go on was her own breathing and the stillness of the room. She rested on her hands and knees, just as her owner had left her, ass up and head
snekthing: Someone posted a gif of the scene before the 2nd Kaa hypnosis scene where Kaa was trying to look at Mowgli to hypnotize him. Since I was in a Vanilla binge during so, you all know what I drew based on the image. Consider this doodle a
canadiancuckquean: Pregnancy If there is one regret that I have with this experience it would be him not getting another girl pregnant…4yrs ago there was a girl who he was and pregnancy was on the table. It been talked over by all 3 of us and for the
masterlovehurts: “Happy eighteenth birthday,” her best friend said while walking into her room. “No need to cover those tits, I’ll be cumming all over them in a few minutes anyway.” “Oh, you,” she said and rolled her eyes. He sat down on
dinnertime88: The wrong shelter, part 3 When Penelope’s sexy ass was all red and bruised, Mistress Alex took her to the cheese-making room, and started a fire under the milk cauldron. The helpless mouse-girl screamed and begged miserably, but
kaaintraining: Much Better“Much better! Wouldn’t you agree?”Kaa chuckled, knowing that she couldn’t do anything but agree with him. He was in control after all. The helpless young woman just continued to stare at nothing in particular, her eyes
sfiddy: bossuary: i’m so proud of anyone who writes fanfic. i am immensely proud of anyone who types out stories they want to see for characters that are not their creation, or their property, but that inspire them to delve into a difficult medium
skeletree: hungrylikethewolfie: inkdot: This weekend I was told a story which, although I’m kind of ashamed to admit it, because holy shit is it ever obvious, is kind of blowing my mind. A friend of a friend won a free consultation with Clinton Kelly
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
chrisketmorocco: Rick Makes Tie-Dye Cookies | From the Test Kitchenbonus from Rick’s IG story:
spacepsychologist:chaumas-deactivated20230115:horror story in which the narrator has a breakdown over the unspeakable otherworldly evil they witnessed but the reader slowly realizes they just saw a porcupine or something and didn’t know what it was
It’s 9.34am and you’re late. “The phone has been ringing all morning! Where have you been?!” exclaimed your boss. You’d been busy taking care of yourself… But you couldn’t tell him that, you quietly said, “I’m sorry Mr.
Upon us all a little rain must fall.
casasstrophe: hongkingkong: Reasons to not spoil your kids: i dont know what this is from but the the haircut make it all true even without context
casasstrophe:hongkingkong: Reasons to not spoil your kids: i dont know what this is from but the the haircut make it all true even without context
torpedoestotalcrap: artemispanthar: torpedoestotalcrap: artemispanthar: artist-confessions: submitted by -dunstable I agree, for the most part. Requests DEFINITELY, if someone goes out of their way to draw something you want for not cost at all,
sometimes I just want to blather on endlessly about my characters and story ideas but I’m afraid everyone would fine me annoying and self-indulgent so I don’t
I was a kinda weird kid and, among other things, I liked to collect stuff. Not, like, hard to find stuff but general stuff like “rocks” or “leaves” and I would just collect ALL of whatever I could find of that thing. Once when
mrockefeller: Here’s a couple of Troubles from “Dragonfly Holiday” Troubles are manifestations of people’s problems and they vary greatly in shape and size, which depends directly on the type of problem. This story centers around the notion that
mysteriousfoxgirl: 4-panel-life: so I’m an adult..! I have this problem often Same, haha. A few months ago I was at the dentist and the assistant was trying to make small talk by asking all these high school questions (when are you graduating, where
friend-of-red-jenny: waluwadjet: I’ll never understand why people don’t like Wynne. You ask her if she’s okay with leaving the kids in the tower and her response is “kill all the demons and they can’t get to the children”. She’s a fifty
I opened up my computer to clean the dust out (since it was having troubles) and my finger got caught on some bit of metal and got cut as I tried to pry it out so I bled all over the inside of my computer. I cleaned it up and everything seems to be fine
like I was a huge fan of Wonderfalls when it was on and years later the DVD came out and in the commentary/extras they were talking about all these plans for season 3. But, like, Wonderfalls never even got to finish season 1, the network shut it down
