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saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
c0mpletely-me: childservices: are these all the same men….i literally cant tell have my kids chris evans
scenesandscreens:Dogtooth (2009)Director - Yorgos Lanthimos, Cinematography - Thimios Bakatakis“I hope your kids have bad influences and develop bad personalities. I wish this with all my heart.”
dorkly: If Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Were Honest All these kids say they had sex with my mom? Ha, joke’s on them: that means I’m the son of a total babe.
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classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: classicallyleone my kid will get obsessed with a cartoon and make me have to catch up on it so that we can enjoy it together. I had to re-watch all of Tom and Jerry because she found the animation fascinating. I had
classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: classicallyleone my kid will get obsessed with a cartoon and make me have to catch up on it so that we can enjoy it together. I had to re-watch all of Tom and Jerry because she
tashabatata: I love Earthbound with all my heart, so I made this. Bless this kid’s disregard for sanitation.
it's all bumholes and eyelids innit
nerdycub4life: decimus: Okay so basically tonight I was at my moms boyfriends daughters house for the Fourth just hanging out and getting wasted. I was very drunk. Mostly it was just us and all the kids until her redneck as fuck half sister and her
nopony-ask-mclovin: And that was how I lost all my asks.… Just kidding. but more asks for everybody would still be nice!Anyway, McLovin was really already a mare once.Also… is that McLovin’s mane style number 26? 30? I lost the count. Can someone
ask-wiggles:moonraven-sparrow-summerpalette:Another Sombra/Coffee parents Doodle DUMP…I CANT HANDLE DADBRA HE IS THE BEST WORST DAD omg “Nah, can’t be. My kid can’t swim” IS SO PERFECT and chocolate milk yes very healthy good choices all around
darkfiretaimatsu: Plus being a blank flank all my life kind of also made me count as one of those “special needs” kids, so I got a lot of allowances~ I could pass grade school again in a heartbeat. It’s high school where I’d probably fail everything.
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robinade: nomalez: kwisdom82: Came across these online. Miles Morales/Spider-Man cosplay. I think the kid did a good job. Superbe cosplay de Ultimate Spider-Man/Miles Morales !! All my posts about Spider-man : www.nomalez.tumblr.com/tagged/spiderman
theinternetisundead: sadandspookyboy: ngl my queer agenda really is to turn all your kids into giant queers But actually, this is donnie’s (not-so-secret) mission as a future teacher Tee hee.
suicideblonde: BlackBook talks about Beyonce’s amazing all-female band One of the coolest things about Beyoncé’s live show won’t get nearly as much play as the impressive choreography or the light show or the ’90s-kid-Twitter-detonating reunion,
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
ihatecispeople: livlafluv9616: ihatecispeople: Please don’t be mean to freshmen. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you
coolpixiekid: my 4-year-old niece is in that “splattering colors all over the paper” stage of making art. i showed her a piece by Jackson Pollock and told her “this person is really famous, and he made art kind of like you!” but she just looked
trashcanprince: toumaki selfies :D gonna be selling these at animaga, i hope there are pedal fans there hahah
the real four dnd archetypes
shnoopuff replied to your post:i’n gunna turn all of these into solas, just sayinOK SO I GOT THIS REPLY THIS MORNING AND SHE WASN’T KIDDING SHE DREW ON THE FUCKING EGGSSO NOW WE HAVE FUCKING SOLAS EGGS IN OUR APARTMENT
myfunbits: Here’s a tit squirt while I wait for my kids at training. Now I’m all wet💋💋
the-woman-of-belgravia: lafemmedemon: kungfucarrie: thessalian: oracleanne: good-night-white-pride666: Really happy to see this at my local library OOOOH. *happy YA librarian dance* I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids
flightyfinch: showerthoughtsofficial: When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer my physics and english teacher hated each other and the physics teacher made a habit
that-twink-over-there:unclefather:I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leaveAnd she’s right
1500hp: cant wait to have kids so they can hate me and take all my money
Hey, I can’t remember, what’s the name of that show where my favorite character died?
theyellowbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified Until the smoothest response comes: “hi pregnant I’m dad”
No but like the Gems are hilariously clueless adorable dorks. Pearl’s like “I saw some police tape once and all the humans wouldn’t go through it so I think it’s like a force field or some kind of human repellant. Idk, humans are weird” And
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Steven Quartz Universe or as Mr. Smiley probably knows him, “that kid who keeps ruining my life”
gracekraft: Inktober day 7, rereading some Redwall made me want to sketch Matthias, a hero from my childhood.
punk-polygems: punk-polygems: sourcreamm: i had a doodle in my sketchbook so i colored it theyre all beautiful and dating and they love to cuddle grorges @polycoolkids
tie-me-up-like-a-girl: My kid brother has seen the hard on I get when I see him dressed up like a girl, and is determined to make ME as queer as HE is. I don’t think he’ll have a problem with THAT at all. :-) what a delicious thought
imsoshive: y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol
calo-dealo: whitepeopletwitter: Biggest scam ever But my kid never pissed in all corners of the apt. or chewed on the carpet.And only bit the landlord once.Anything beyond that is fake news
nerdgasmz: pipecleanerflowers: codarus: seeing atem with his hair down was strange enough. i… don’t know what to think of this. without all that hair gel, it looks quite luscious. can I run my fingers through it? He’s quite pretty.
titytwochainz: My kids ain’t gonna believe in Santa Clause. I work all year to provide and some fat white man get the credit? Sound like slavery to me.
theabcsofjustice: Malik’s face though… He just looks so subdued and almost more like his old self when he was a kid and before all the bad stuff happened.
sonofasphinx: Y'all thought I was kidding about his nyctophobia ?!
thessalian: oracleanne: good-night-white-pride666: Really happy to see this at my local library OOOOH. *happy YA librarian dance* I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids won’t even google this stuff because they don’t want
youngcollegeperv: jake2bb: Damn neighbor kid is a horndog. Ever since that one time when the Mrs. was at the conference; I said 1x only. Nowadays he waits for her to leave for work and just invites himself in…or should I say he invites my cock in.
and now all your love will be exorcised
johnmacconnell:Also, I’m super excited to have all my pillow samples!! Each pillow purchased comes pre-cuddled by yours truly! Just kidding! #art #johnmacconnell #pillow
i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
papanoiz: i love post scrap noiz cus he’s a big kid in a suit. he comes home after landing a huge deal for the company and all his coworkers thinks he’s amazing, only to whine at aoba while he’s trying to make dinner cus he wants to play mariokart
wolfwithatophat: melu-jelu: Dmmd Magica has anyone done this yet??? Are you kidding me? Look at my damn blog. I’m pretty sure this was designed for me.
bubblegreent: rubygoby: batsnack: yellowxperil: nuttedtwice: shout out to the vietnamese kids named phuc, dam, bich, son, dat, nga and so much more for enduring the namecalling and jokes about your name; you’re strong and beautiful. & đông
castielloveshispaintedwhore: College kids
kswizzleee: All my Vietnamese kids. Reblog if you know what this is. im not viet but i use this sometimes…
talesofthestarshipregeneration: siddharthasmama: anomaly1: emiliogorgeous: s/o to the black man. #black father supremacy everyone needs to know this. YESSSSSSS Both my kids under five, and I do all that daily. That’s real shit.
