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wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
This was sort of intended to be a kind of before video, but I didn’t actually get that stuffed today. So (shrugs)
pukicho: antsu-in-my-pantsu: pukicho: *Me in the year 2252, my mind implanted into a supercomputer, I live forever, I am eternal: “You guys remember Gurren lagann?” Me, a mere mortal: not a fan sorry
tubbertons: A weight gain commission someone had not too long ago. They never actually got back to me after I sent them to pic to know if it was ok, but I guess I’m posting anyway. Thought it was a good sample if anything for commissions.
dumbass-bitch-disease: spock-sock: queensarcasrn: mauridianhallow: rtahuniverse: cannon-fannon: THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW. You are witnessing a broken human being This is actually me like constantly now The older I get
And on top of everything, I can’t help but worry my cuddle buddy here doesn’t want to take it to the next level. I don’t actually want to tbh but I can’t help it when I start getting attached to someone who treats me so kindly. I’m a dog. I’m
fluerly:im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
Soooo this past weekend tho. So much up and down for me, but it was totally worth it. Reminds me that I’m not as heartless as I tend to think I am. I don’t even know where to begin… All I can say is I’m now involved in a love
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
*Tongue kisses you after you gave me head*
haveitjoeway: therisingearlgrey: kanowest: Right like tf #growingupgay This was the one for me. OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY ME
karpetshark: i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me
thexfiles: me: Actually I think I can do this The Disorder: mmmmohmygod
ayesurfsup: jamiebenn: if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper “shut the fuck up” at least once every five minutes ACTUALLY ME
hoegay:have you ever just…. TRIED to give off gay vibes? like, put actual effort into creating ‘gay’ energy so people will just sense your gay ass in the room??? is this just me??
emptydxys: I can’t wait to find someone who actually gives a fuck about me
stay-sexy-stay-classy: For the people questioning if my display picture on here is actually me…. Does this answer the question ? It’s me babes stop asking…… 😘
I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.
1975svera: I MET HIM AGAIN AND HE RAN TO HUG ME RIGHT WHEN HE SAW ME
dazzlingkai: “From the time I entered the company to now, leader (Kris) has really taught me a lot. Recently he’s also been teaching me a lot of things, and I feel like I’ve changed a lot. I’m really happy that I was able to meet a brother like
Hand tawsing is extremely intense, but it ticks off a lot of boxes for me. You have to be an active participant in your punishment as you keep your hands up. There’s eye contact. It’s very formal and traditionally academic. Also, it hurts a lot.@linnylace
sharky-sharks: zooophagous: tin-pan-ali: havanapitbull: wow, look at this! the overhanging leaves.. on the shoreline are pretTHERES A CRAB @kaaramel Me whenever there’s a crab This is actually me when I go to the beach
So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
fusterclucked: my body isn’t perfect, but i have learned to love every part of me~ ♡ buy my snapchat | gofundme | wishlist | myfreecams
I’ve given up with trying to block all the porn bots that keep following me. It’s like a never ending battle…
nemo-me-impune-lacessit19: So the rest of you can join me in calling Hughes a fucking bastard for dying.
onepiecequotes: I really hope that’s actually you. Because you might be winning the selfie games. I can assure you this is me in my final form
sammiey: sammiey: my doctor told me to eat more taco bell well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
sakuraoogami: tumblr confession im certain that half the people im in a mutual follow with dont actually like me
When it hits you that squad quite possibly actually does not care. Even when you try and tell them that you don’t feel like they care.
steverogerssexual: qchord: Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr” odin sed “NO LOKI…”“ loki cryed nd fell in2 space he was gon. odin whispered in2 space “i ment to sey i
onac911: Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party I don’t know what’s more funny to me, the “I’ll set up the game system!” panels or the Loki sucks power on the door.
whipbogard: FROSTY YOU’RE A GENIUS!!! LET ME LOVE YOU!!! SHHHHHHH I’M A CATERPILLAR.
Eep I need recommendations. I am super pumped for Fearless Defenders, but I don’t actually know very much about the team! So if anyone could give me recommendations that feature/utilize the three ladies, I’d super appreciate it :o)
eridans-plush-rump: catbountry: soul-dracula: A PHOTOSET MADE FOR ME Crabs don’t give a fuck. cancer.
spesiria: It’s great that fandoms always get me out of my comfort zone, but for the love of god next time I decide it’s a good idea to draw biker!AU Thorin and Dwalin on AN ACTUAL MOTORCYCLE despite the fact that I’ve never drawn anything like
Tell me I can't, and I'll show you I can
indevan: gandalfexmachina replied to your post: fyi apparently my new occupation (other than… specialization in Dreamworks side-smirks. I can’t believe you just answered a reply to me WITH ME IN THE BACKGROUND GODFUCKINGDAMMIT.
feedus-reedus: The Walking Dead — The World We Knew Is Dead WOW. this was like a movie preview. REALLY GOOD. Made me want to watch all 3 seasons over again. (I actually just watched it twice.)
Sorry I keep taking selfies. Today I’m wearing the Fili side of the Fili/Kili necklace Jess made me and I just really hope that someone sees it and walks up to me about it UuU
I think the reason why I hate my job a lot of the time is the fact that I get misgendered/grouped with women and I just want to say “Plz don’t group me with these cis people I’m not cis oh welp you’re gonna do it anyway.”
rurouniidoru: Seriously, you don’t want me photographing your anything. PMMM Meetup part twooo No this collection’s great because you didn’t catch me being unable to snarl at my Sayaka during the face off pics. Thanks for taking photos
pssst! You should commission me! Esp because it looks like I’m going to be able to go to get professional help through insurance without my parents finding out, but it’s still gonna cost some. Soooo… help me get mentally okay!
ganzee: SEND ME SONGS IN MY ASK & ILL LISTEN TO THEM & RATE IT totally not my type | dont really like it | it’s ok | pretty good | i started downloading it 2 seconds into it
rosefyler: today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18
Get to know me! Personality Types
paperartichokes: this is both about the experience of riding the subway in full cosplay, or about how a mahou shoujo gets around the city. You decide!
helenasund: gierlichmypussy: when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved I’ve never related to anything more in my life
8bitbowtie: I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after
taylormilicevic:Still bloody, but so worth it. 👊 Got a piece of LJG on me forever.
volavolavolavola: 【腐向け】ジョジョ詰め【にょた注意】by かにはる
kogamishinya: dad: *plays some old music in the car* me: holy shit dad! did you know this artist was inspired by araki hirohiko’s hit series jojo’s bizarre adventure?
soutrolls: Summer lovinHad me a blastSummer lovinScream at own ass :V
hhhh ok gwyn and I are super stuck on doing a couples cosplay for katsu. we want to!! but a lot of the project ideas haven’t quite. worked for us. so like. pls message me with ideas? for context here’s some pics of me and here’s
bloodspire: take me to frog church i worship like a frog at the sign of your church i’ll be a big frog and you can be a big church
dajo42: one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him his pen had stopped working before
thecube42: this is it this is the video that ends me
leptys: leptys: you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels? i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic
brujahinaskirt: kreolemami: best animation of all time don’t @ me bitch You know when you can just tell the artist/writer behind a scene has actually been in love before, and then again when they really haven’t? This one has.
