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giraffepoliceforce: Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this: Acquire several dozen limes. Go up to them and then drop all the limes. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better. Keep doing this until
alt-j: lost-and-awoken: alt-j: i just made a new oatmeal recipe and it was GROSS im so disappointed So? Then make another one. You acquire new skills from disappointments. Its okay, as long as you continue. man this is pretty encouraging and all
crimewave360: shinygays: My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights. hun
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sailorhella: calichloe: Pearls symbolize wisdom acquired through experience. They are believed to attract wealth and luck as well as offer protection. Known for their calming effect, pearls can balance one’s karma, strengthen relationships, and keep
frootpunch: (Bigger Version) Medieval AU! (left to right, top to bottom) 1) Jasper dragon and her newly acquired prize 2) Knight pearl! Captain of the Royal Guard, order of the Rose. (how do you draw armor?) 3) Priestess steven. When your tears can
ribbitingrobots: They’ve found acquired something neat!
not-safe-for-steven: werebolf: monster girlfriends! new ship accidentally acquired
perditionxroad: Draco Malfoy - the way I picture him after he acquired The Dark Mark.
endivinity: endivinity: Team Juggernaut’s first member was illegally acquired way before houndour actually showed up in any dungeons, as a team-joining clientso on a whim I named her Orisa because she started out as a sort of protector while Anatolia
lyrium-spa:armorplatedgecko: For unknown reasons, the elcor acquired a peculiar fondness for Halloween. @sky-scribbles
klaushargreeveses: Never wear green in your dressing room.Acquire a very tall stepladder.And be very, very careful. CORALINE (2009) dir. Henry Selick
alpharugger: I always keep my promises… another in the batch of recently “acquired” photos of Butch Stratford. The thing that kills me about this dude is, he knows how fucking hot he is. He could snap his fingers and just about anyone would drop
cornchipz: shakespeareloki: ptilopsis: that-nerdfighter: leahthebee: rozeldazzle: So I have recently acquired a piece of face morphing software that I’m supposed to use for my uni research. One of the first things I used it for was to create the
jeffisthename: acquired-minds: thefirstsip: (via completecarnage) hi im jake gyllenhal and i have an octopus on mah face. o_o… still cute. hahaha Why is there on octopus on his head? Well Roshi will probably love this since Jake’s in it
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polylepile: hypermeatman: @gats New waifu acquired Honestly, I would not tip that delivery. Look at how she is holding the box! The cheese and toppings are going to slide to one side!! I probably wouldnt even order from them again to be quite honest.
hypermeatman: @gats New waifu acquired
facelesswife: lets play find the nipples :) Mmmm. Targets acquired!!
pagekind: jaredsbagelbiscuits: rockgroin: Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air. Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America. so accurate it hurts i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO
suchagoodson: My little sister has suddenly acquired an obsession with my balls. She seems to be spending more time with them than with my cock. I’m not complaining, I do the same thing with our mom’s tits.
cumonsteph: Deep throat goddess and Cumslut legend Saint Heather recommends Cumslut College education for aspiring cumsluts to acquire similar skills as hers!
steveholtvstheuniverse: HOLLER HOLLER ACQUIRE DOLLAR
Prancin' show pony!!: EA 'sought to acquire Valve for ũ billion'
daedalian: Will punch babies to acquire these pieces. I have such a fascination for chain mail and an obsession w/ scales. Almost all of my drawings/paintings/designs have some kind of scale pattern/element in them.
liiteri: acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression
ask-the-moon-princess: ask-prince-sithmane: kamen-rider-equine: The Royal Order of the Cheezburger has reappeared on my dash! -puts on Big Mac hat- I must reblog! *Puts on a hat.* ME GUSTA!!! *HAT ACQUIRED* This hat gives you +10 swag!
whitetrash-official: nickfnry: doyougiveafuckk: rokkakudaiheights: nickfnry: So I acquired the greatest water bottle known to man to mankind today. You can either remove the tip or drink from it. finally i can quench my thirst Put milk inside for
the-devils-dandy: emaciatinq: the-festive-edson: Hey there frends- I know a lot of you out there are struggling to acquire binders, and while you’re waiting to get one you might need an alternative. Ace bandages can be pretty hazardous to your health,
queenwhiskey:pk-bruh:he just stops being angry and instead acquires a blank, void expression“what am I fighting for?”
did-you-kno: Lambert the lion is just like Linus from Charlie Brown: he always needs a blanket. Lambert had to be relocated from his ‘home’ after the man who purchased him realized he couldn’t properly care for him. He had acquired Lambert after
jumpingjacktrash: gwylock1: t3hsiggy: pleatedjeans: via this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard
mr-wize: target acquired
69honeybeez1: “Transformation is an acquired taste—not for the faint of heart.” ~ Bob Anderson
theglasschild: “I wish that you may find patience enough in yourself to endure, and simplicity enough to believe; that you may acquire more and more confidence in that which is difficult, and in your solitude among others. And for the rest, let life
sixpenceee: Matchstick Men: While living in Beijing several years ago German artist Wolfgang Stiller acquired several head molds and large pieces of wood. After experimenting with the various components the artist struck on an idea to create several
carnivaldog: homemadehorrors: excessunrated: SUCH A BABY. …perfect bby. OKAY I have to drop some newly acquired knowledge, and maybe a lot of people already know this BUT LISTEN Hippos are, like…real, living land whales. It’s been genetically
So back in December, I had to regrettably put my cat down. Would be amazing if anyone remembers that, but anyway! In February, I acquired this little creature. I always seem to get my cats from unusual circumstances….Her name is mantis.Yes. I named
starlitcorgis: As a beleated birthday gift, Sir bought a tail buttplug and some amazing waxplay candles ;w; Didn’t do much wax since we haven’t played with it much before and it’s still an acquired taste
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radlionheart: Big tiddy goth bitch queen Darcy [ Centuries before acquiring a curse and becoming a Dullahan ]
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scuseplease: Vodka gummy bears. The process: Acquire gummy bears (small ones work best) Fill glass container with vodka/rum/gin Place gummy bears inside Leave for five days Consume and be very merry
did-you-kno: Pulp Fiction was the first Miramax project to get the green light after the company was acquired by Disney in 1993 - so technically, Pulp Fiction is a Disney movie. Source
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