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littlejetgirl: If I die before I wake It’s probably because I accidentally smothered myself.

fuckingtomatoes: THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!! ONCE YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS YOU CAN’T STOP OR YOU’LL DIE This is Antonio. Antonio was a normal spaniard looking up how to grow tomatoes and accidentally took a picture with his webcam. This photo was

avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts.

jessipalooza:memewhore:ryan-hay-wood-you-do-me:avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts.dannyboiiii69Separate beds is the best position. she-wants-the-d20 the

beebunny:geiszlerandgaila:surprisebitch:avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts. i just love that it’s two guys on the 2nd tiniestbabyunicorn OMGI AM THE

Michigan teen kills himself after accidentally killing teen

Sees really cool, older anime that looks interesting. Accidentally reads that every character dies. Welp. Guess I’m not watching that now.

asymmetricjester: ACCIDENTALLY GROWS REALLY ATTACHED TO A STORY I’LL NEVER WRITE

Me when someone accidentally insults me: Hey no worries its all good I still love youuuu <3333 :3cMe when I accidentally insult someone else: PLEASE KILL ME NOW WITH A SPAAAADDEE I DON’T DESERVE YOUR FRIENDSHIPPPPPPPP ;W;

gunzomi: braveadrien: When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal i forgot that singular dice are called die and this still made sense

saddestblogger: when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway MIKE’S FUCKING FACE OMG I’M DYING

dialbm: slugbox: I accidentally set the wrong speed and now I’m dying. [GROOMING INTENSIFIES]

amixedreality: dying in a game because you accidentally walked off a ledge

balderodinson: what if you’re having sex and the dragonborn accidentally Shouts and you die WHO THINKS OF SUCH THINGS? Oh wait, I’ve thought worse. Carry on.

ssorcerer: thebirdandthespeedster: fantsyfreak: Family resemblance anyone? Man… I miss this show so much! reblogging this until the day i die [GOD THO IMAGINE DICK BEING AROUND BART AFTER WALLY DIES THO] ·[ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY CALLING HIM WALLY

raggedytimetraveler: He showed her the porn magazine that he accidentally found abandoned in the park. “This.” He showed it to her. Momentarily struck speechless by what he’d shown her, she burst out laughing. “‘ow long 'as

yowamushi pedal spoilers for the latest episode I accidentally poured Pepsi over myself, because Tadokoro was dying in the race. I also let out the worst death rattle when Tadokoro called Makishima “Maki” rip in peace me

beebunny:geiszlerandgaila:surprisebitch:avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts. i just love that it’s two guys on the 2ndtiniestbabyunicornOMGI AM THE FUGITIVEIT

butt-berry: I accidentally stumbled on the article for Puka and am legitimately sad at the thought of him quietly dying of old age some time in the last 18 years :(

avvviso: The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts.

Tom Petty (r.i.p.) died of an accidental drug overdose. -brief pause- -thinks of something to say-. well that sucks

c0caino: xeverdeen: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT STEAK SAUCE ON MY WAFFLES INSTEAD OF SYRUP I WANT TO DIE

magileine: Entry for the LAST (FINALLY!) round of the YGO Ship Olympics! Accidental baby acquisition is my passion. Last two pages drawn by the delightful shiningdraw! >> Vote for Kizunashipping HERE (this one is #2)>> Check out every entry

spermbanker: accidentally hurting an animal is the worst feeling i would rather die one thousand deaths than step on a doggy’s innocent lil foot

geeknip: godlegos: godlegos: I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE WRONG THING WHEN EDITING A GIF OF A SLOTH AND IT’S FLASHING WHITE BETWEEN THE FRAMES IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE WEEPING SLOTH DON’T BLINK BLINK AND AT SOME POINT YOU WILL DIE THEY

biandnerdy: If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that Ireland accidentally legalized crystal meth

spermbanker: accidentally hurting an animal is the worst feeling i would rather die one thousand deaths than step on a doggy’s innocent lil foot

did-you-kno: There’s a hole in the top of every BIC pen cap to not only prevent the pen from leaking, but also to let you breathe if you accidentally inhale the cap. Enough people chew on pen caps that about 100 of them die annually in the US

sillysexystupid: You guys😳 I accidentally got really really leaky at work & I’m not wearing panties so I soaked my jeans & there’s a visible wet spot. I’m dying I wish all girls leaked like this when they get turned on

gayslove: This is literally the definition of “accidentally sucks your dick” *dies laughing*

writewaygirl: dialbm: slugbox: I accidentally set the wrong speed and now I’m dying. [GROOMING INTENSIFIES] I’m shaking with laughter… i can’t…omg.. XD

i’’m laughing so hard there are these two messages in my inbox where i’m talking w/ someone about cute and fluffy romantic scenarios that make u want to curl up and die while the other one is just fuCK HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL SO HARD HE PISSES HIMSELF

when ur a brush facing against a blaster and u accidentally grab the rainmaker but u somehow don’t die

i’m still laughing at this?? fuck??? [misses over half my shots i could’ve made, accidentally headshots pharah and gets smooth as silk achievement, dies from far away dva] ‘sharpshooter’ lmao okay

No chapter, and no inbox.Yesiree, good choices all around.Though in a surprise twist, having all of my fandom stuff die in a ditch means that I’m only going mildly insane from accidentally acquiring a job. At this point I can’t tell if I was more

worthyourweightinfanfiction: spermbanker: accidentally hurting an animal is the worst feeling i would rather die one thousand deaths than step on a doggy’s innocent lil foot they just look at you like “i am sorry i dont know what i did but i am

avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts.

avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts.

worthyourweightinfanfiction: spermbanker: accidentally hurting an animal is the worst feeling i would rather die one thousand deaths than step on a doggy’s innocent lil foot they just look at you like “i am sorry i dont know what i did but i am

dying-human: oh boy if I accidentally died it would be so cool

avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts.

gunzomi: braveadrien: When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal i forgot that singular dice are called die and this still made sense

hautli:here’s some possible ways that I think philip may have died:- he saw a woman’s ankle - his lips accidentally touched a lemon that was floating in his drink- he watched a truck commercial with the volume up too high - he went outdoors- he

writing-prompt-s: Death accidentally shows up WAY too early for you and now he has to wait around for you to finally die before he leaves while getting increasingly more irratated. The kicker: you are the only one who can see him

gunzomi: braveadrien: When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal i forgot that singular dice are called die and this still made sense

gayonetta: straights.JPG ft. Jeanne except i accidentally referenced the wrong frame at first it was supposed to be funny but now it seems kinda sad like she just watched bayo die or something

spermbanker:accidentally hurting an animal is the worst feeling i would rather die one thousand deaths than step on a doggy’s innocent lil foot

surprisebitch:avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts. i just love that it’s two guys on the 2nd

cerebralzero: jesterfoot: So, I accidentally (impulsively) bought a gun today, and I’m excited. It’s a Walther P88. Shows a lot of holster wear, but in good shape mechanically, and has a single action pull to die for. ….I hate you so much want

babushkas: nope

surprisebitch: avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts. i just love that it’s two guys on the 2nd

spermbanker: accidentally hurting an animal is the worst feeling i would rather die one thousand deaths than step on a doggy’s innocent lil foot

thats-the-way-it-was:September 10, 1971: Italian-born television and film actress Pier Angeli dies of an accidental drug overdose at the age of 39. Angeli appeared in 35 films and won a Golden Globe Award for Most Promising Newcomer-Female, for her role

accidentalism: I must go to Sensation White before I die

unclefather: whenever I accidentally grit my teeth my whole body has a melt down and I have to die

greed-die: do-you-have-a-flag: THIS IS THE WEIRDEST ACCIDENTAL ILLUSION EVER Mind Fuck!

haru-dade: slaughterhousefive: Ted Cruz accidentally hitting his wife in the face not once but twice while dropping out of the Presidential race What an awkward awkward man

regardsbree: famatah: regardsbree: famatah: regardsbree: famatah: made a post to show my love for Bree, accidentally queued it :( here is a gif for you that applies in NO WAY, but I enjoy it and it ought to be used Fatimah, u kn0 u want di$. Quit

I’ve got two doctor appointments on my day off, I got my period while I ate lunch that I had to take my prescription with. I feel down. I need Bruno Mars to tell me he loves me or something ASAP. And I accidentally let my curiosity get the better

You know what would have been hilarious? If Marinette, who is used to signing autographs as Ladybug, accidentally signs Adrien’s CD with her ladybug signature instead of her actual one

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