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omgrwby: casfallen: Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. THIS.ABSOLUTELY THIS

hroakie: one of the smaller more subtle things about video games that i absolutely love is when your footsteps sound different depending where you’re walking like hell yeah

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brolokhov: what is art? is it something gay people do to get back at their fathers? maybe

submissivedreamer: She is absolutely stunning. She looks so soft and cuddleable. I wish I could look this alluring for my future Master.

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full-autopsy: robotsandramblings: lokytron: okay i just wanted to say that i absolutely love this gif because it looks like one of those gifs where people are just all over the place and its like everyones having issues all at once like you have OP

an-absolute-horizon: the beauty of the universe, part I - fire rainbows brief explanation of their formation here

pacificpikachu: Kotori Café, a bird café in Mitaka. It’s right across the street from the Ghibli Museum. I absolutely LOVED this café! The birds had such spacious, clean enclosures and looked super healthy and happy, the food was delicious, adorable,

lets-get-p-h-y-s-i-c-a-l:booksarehereforyou:paperforbreakfast:ABCD #141: Positive reconceptualization.Thanks, I needed that today! Absolute best way that I’ve ever heard someone describe anxiety, this has totally changed my outlook on it. Thank you

taco-bell-rey: retail allows you to see human adults in their absolute worst form

adios-toreadork: glumshoe: cipherface: glumshoe: glumshoe: Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No!

bombing: no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

adios-toreadork: glumshoe: cipherface: glumshoe: glumshoe: Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No!

thebagofholding: “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

lhtrumbl: When people say “but you don’t look disabled”, what they are are actually saying is: “I think disabled people are so different and other than me that I am absolutely certain I could spot them at first glance.” The same goes for

nogfhaver: burgerwizard: absolute precision trust no one, not even no one

thugilly: tyleroakley: kristenwiiggle: THE ENDING THOUGH!!!! OKAY ABSOLUTELY!!!! *Hipster voice* I knew about Yanis before he had 100k notes on tumblr

loverofpiggies: nsfwshamecave: This killed me X’‘‘D This is honestly one of my absolute favorite Undertale fanimations of all freakin time.

shinjigraham: pumpkinmoose: viralsmash: The day Barney the dinosaur was killed (by DelhiTheCat) This is terrifying and absolutely hysterical rest in fucking pieces

land-dweller: submitted these for welovefine contest! feel free to rate it them if you like!everyone’s art is absolutely stunning! *0* I’m so excited to see what’s chosen in the end! karkat (blood eyes): vote herejohn (do the windy thing): vote

theshitfucksart: Thank you to @evilguacamole gaming for the commissions and laughs! I absolutely LOVED this episode of Undertale!! I’ve always had a small headcannon that Toriel wears crazy socks. Please do not repost or remove the caption.

evilguacamole: theshitfucksart: Thank you to @evilguacamole gaming for the commissions and laughs! I absolutely LOVED this episode of Undertale!! I’ve always had a small headcannon that Toriel wears crazy socks. Please do not repost or remove the

santtanico: Diane Guerrero wrote a book about when she was just a teenager she was left homeless after her family was deported to Colombia and how the American welfare system did absolutely nothing to help her and she’s been advocating and bringing

fox-muldr: no offense but this year, politically, across the entire globe, has been an absolute joke

fatherjerusalem: Dear everyone who says “Oh it doesn’t matter who I vote for, Trump will never win”… it does matter. It absolutely does matter. Britain gave in to the racist and xenophobic rhetoric. And the consequences to the EU - and to the

musiclilies: fatherjerusalem: Dear everyone who says “Oh it doesn’t matter who I vote for, Trump will never win”… it does matter. It absolutely does matter. Britain gave in to the racist and xenophobic rhetoric. And the consequences to the EU

fox-muldr: no offense but this year, politically, across the entire globe, has been an absolute joke

snewts: inspired by junkrat’s absolutely ridiculous melee sounds please teach him punch good also i just love blushy roadhog i love it i lOVE

oathkeeper-of-tarth: oathkeeper-of-tarth: Honestly, after We Need To Talk, there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that this was Rose’s. Well, it’s been a little over a year and Of all the many, many headcanons I have, the one the Crewniverse chose

weloveshortvideos: he absolutely kills this

mimiadraws: i finally caught up on commissions, so i decided to clean up some old sketches! me and some friends marathoned su today and i am definitely, absolutely ready to suffer tomorrow

pansexualoverwatch: orenjimaru: I wanted to draw rope marks on Jack 8)))))))))) idc about your headcanon, my headcanon is that Gabe is the ultimate aftercare master Absolutely. Love this aftercare, love how tender this scene is after what looks like

naked-yogi: stretchedlobes: Rape culture in Modern Family. What an absolutely disgusting dialogue

atelierabintra: yha212001:dialogue by:dreamerYour Sebby is the absolute cutest aaaaahhh. ;w;

minghii: back again with my shit comics ive got absolute nothing to start this with except “i want mccree to say hanzo shot an arrow through his heart and hanzo is very serious about it and mccree dies because hes got such a huge crush on this cute

resident-cat-expert: Playing Pokemon Go on my college campus is an absolutely surreal experience. Hundreds (I’m not exaggerating) of grown ass adults, walking around at 1am with their phones out, all completely confident in the knowledge that they

junkrat-irl: rotking: G o o d. THE ABSOLUTE FUCKIN MADMAN

numahachi: numahachi: in japan there’s a magazine for female Go players and it’s absolutely incredible like look at this, what is she doing play Go while doing the long jump play Go while giving birth??? “If you don’t have a Go board,

susanofficial: nekommunism: snowflake-owl: williamdewey: it says shaggy has absolutely no ambitiom whatsoever. even ghe damned dog has some sort of life goal and he wants to eat dog treats for the rest of eternity. shaggy doesnt give a Fuckk. fun

ruinedchildhood: the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard oh

raptorific: sombra can’t do jack shit to hanzo because that dude has absolutely no secrets. she can’t threaten to embarrass him because he already beat her to the punch. she can’t expose the ways in which he’s fucked up because he basically

jagbeast: In the same vein of feel-good drawings, someone asked for a McCree + kitties, and… honestly, I could never refuse anything so pure. This is absolutely my jam ♥

cheggerspartyquiz: demonbunny5: cheggerspartyquiz: komala’s shiny palette is absolute bullshit it just gets a strawberry flavored log. literally nothing else. MAYBE slightly darker but i cant really tell. why did they have to do this to me what if

thezombiedogz:Guzma and Plumeria are BFFs and absolutely have tons of pick-me-up slumber parties after you thrash them. They’re also not morning people…

alphaflyer: audreysparkle: pr1nceshawn: Life With Cats. Adorable little assholes This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.

littlesmartart: so apparently femshep’s official height is 5′3″, and garrus’ is 7′. that’s a height difference of a whopping 21 inches. I’m honestly so disappointed that this isn’t addressed in-game because you just know he’d absolutely

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